Neil Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Claudia 'put your daughter out' Winkleman That made me titter,top work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm quite good too, when I put my mind to it. Ok, I know I do that 'cute cuddly, disingenuously thick' act quite a lot, but I am a little bit hurt that I wasn't included. Now, now, don't be contumacious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 I read that King Kenny has it,can you just imagine how long the fucking scousers will go on crying if he turns out to be the first.Liverpool Aid for the next 30 fucking years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm quite good too, when I put my mind to it. Ok, I know I do that 'cute cuddly, disingenuously thick' act quite a lot, but I am a little bit hurt that I wasn't included. you and your execrable devotees have cheapened this site and shall be cast out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm quite good too, when I put my mind to it. Ok, I know I do that 'cute cuddly, disingenuously thick' act quite a lot, but I am a little bit hurt that I wasn't included. Jesus Eric.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Now, now, don't be contumacious. I wasn't. I was being respectful. I do have feelings though. Not like that @ratcum. He's like a big mental tub of play dough. With peyote extract in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Jesus Eric.... I am a bit messianic aren't I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Thought I’d drop in to see if I was missing anything of worth. It would appear not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: There's no doubting you're a talented wordsmith, LCS - on par with Decs, but like him you're brittle and you resurrect grudges. Don't be like Decs. It’s nice to see that you’re consistently unbearable - I’d hate to think it was just a little trick you played now and then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: There's no doubting you're a talented wordsmith, LCS - on par with Decs, but like him you're brittle and you resurrect grudges. Don't be like Decs. Are you flirting with me? I’m not dressing up as a huntsman so you can chase me round the garden. Besides, I get a feeling you’d neglect the balls, you strike me as a very shaft-centric type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now, now, don't be contumacious. Your mordancy might be mistaken for superciliousness by the more sophomoric Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: I read that King Kenny has it,can you just imagine how long the fucking scousers will go on crying if he turns out to be the first.Liverpool Aid for the next 30 fucking years You’ll be glad to know there’s already talk of a re-release of You’ll Never Walk Alone, sung by the squad into TikTok then cobbled together for charity release. Half of them will have to be told unlike most times they perform into their iPad there is no need to masturbate furiously. What’s your take on the Kyle Walker sex party story Neil? Have you seen pictures of the £2k brass involved? Marks out of ten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: I read that King Kenny has it,can you just imagine how long the fucking scousers will go on crying if he turns out to be the first.Liverpool Aid for the next 30 fucking years No cunt can understand what he fucking says. He probably said he had a "cornetto" and they thought he said "coronavirus" and rushed him to hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Your mordancy might be mistaken for superciliousness by the more sophomoric Cunts. I liked Hazel O'Connor. give me an inch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked Hazel O'Connor. give me an inch.. You’re a programme, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’re a programme, Eric. On the eighth day you'll regret this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: 5 months observation and talking to staff in the canteen, gosh I’m in awe. Is that the full NVQ or just the Shitty and Guilds? I held a retractor at a heart transplant once, but didn’t realise that makes me Christian Barnard (look him up). Imbecile. 14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No, but it gives you a greater insight than most as to what goes on during a heart transplant. Similarly Trucking Funt would've been party to insider details regardless of his qualifications. No further comment required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking pissy pants mummys boy. Go and tidy your bedroom or you won’t get any turkey twizzlers tonight. Just you wait till your father gets home from work at the coal mine. More likely the dole office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 14 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I'd prefer @Trucking Funt self immolate immediately rather than self isolate the stupid tracksuit wearing, toothless, souferrrn bowl top faggot. Am I keeping you awake at night? Try raiding the fridge, oh no you can't because the food banks are closed and the supermarkets are not admitting the unwashed with lice infestations. Have a wash in the canal and make yourself look more presentable, you filthy binrat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’ll be glad to know there’s already talk of a re-release of You’ll Never Walk Alone, sung by the squad into TikTok then cobbled together for charity release. Half of them will have to be told unlike most times they perform into their iPad there is no need to masturbate furiously. What’s your take on the Kyle Walker sex party story Neil? Have you seen pictures of the £2k brass involved? Marks out of ten? Just googled it,2 fucking grands worth? I'd want a lot better than that for a monkey.Anyhow a whack on the head and she wouldn't cost a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Just googled it,2 fucking grands worth? I'd want a lot better than that for a monkey.Anyhow a whack on the head and she wouldn't cost a penny. Having seen the arse on it Neil I’d be worried for your rear axle. I’m sure her parents are proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Just googled it,2 fucking grands worth? I'd want a lot better than that for a monkey.Anyhow a whack on the head and she wouldn't cost a penny. She looks like a Madame Tussauds fuck up of Genghis Khan's Down's syndrome afflicted sister. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 It's a double bagger for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: Just googled it,2 fucking grands worth? I'd want a lot better than that for a monkey.Anyhow a whack on the head and she wouldn't cost a penny. Whack on the head? So your chloroform supply has suffered over this covid period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: It's a double bagger for me. Seems from the picture her fanny is still hungry. I’m sure Rooney would bang it back in for her, he’s a magician with a shelf pessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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