Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: There are stories circulating that both the doves and hawks in the military are worried about him and have been discussing way of letting him "die in office", there is also a core of hard right military veterans who remember him as being a draft dodger rather than the patriot that he makes himself out to be. Poxy doves & hawks? What's so bad about homing pigeons? This is hardly the time to be using costly featherlites without any sense of proper direction, and the MOD are strapped enough for cash as it is. Furthermore, the skies above Alanbrooke Barracks would be awash with internal battles of bird-eating-bird and dive-dropping swoopers whilst the migrating swallows wouldn't get a look in. Fucking hell, they'll be recruiting Sulphur Crested Cockatoo's next to lay mine fields and deploying Cranes to stork sparrows havin' a lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 14:34, Stubby Pecker said: If only. Any cunt thick enough to try this, and there will be, deserves and painful death which I believe is the case with ingesting drain cleaner The fact that the yanks can't see Trump for the weapons grade cunt he is and get rid of him once and for all is more worrying The voter base will be somewhat shrunken after the covid merry-go-round and the bleach treatment had mopped up a few hundred thousand magas. But I don’t really doubt him winning the next elections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 39 minutes ago, White Cunt said: The voter base will be somewhat shrunken after the covid merry-go-round and the bleach treatment had mopped up a few hundred thousand magas. But I don’t really doubt him winning the next elections. Well, with his current frame of mind it will be a clean sweep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 43 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, with his current frame of mind it will be a clean sweep. I personally think he would get more votes if he used the bleach on his hair (and skin) instead - it didn't do Paddy McGuiness any harm the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I personally think he would get more votes if he used the bleach on his hair (and skin) instead - it didn't do Paddy McGuiness any harm the other night. He's since retracted his suggestion, saying that it could hurt him in the polls. He didn't state where in the body his polls were, suffice to say that they cannot be treated with disinfectant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 I fucking love The Donald. There is no scriptwriter in the world crazy enough to invent a character like him as POTUS. The other day some journalist cunt asked him , “what do you think about blah blah.....” He said “what do I think? I’ll tell you what I think. I think you’re a lousy reporter, that’s what I think.” Pure fucking genius! Come on Orange Man, never mind about drinking Dettol, get your finger down on that button and let’s see who’s left standing. We all knew it would come to this sooner or later. It’s a cunt’s world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I personally think he would get more votes if he used the bleach on his hair (and skin) instead - it didn't do Paddy McGuiness any harm the other night. Paddy McGuiness is possibly the biggest cunt alive. Annoying Manc, fake Mick, muppet, wankslice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I fucking love The Donald. There is no scriptwriter in the world crazy enough to invent a character like him as POTUS. The other day some journalist cunt asked him , “what do you think about blah blah.....” He said “what do I think? I’ll tell you what I think. I think you’re a lousy reporter, that’s what I think.” Pure fucking genius! Come on Orange Man, never mind about drinking Dettol, get your finger down on that button and let’s see who’s left standing. We all knew it would come to this sooner or later. It’s a cunt’s world! “That’s tremendous, really a tremendous thing. People have contacted me, and do you know what they’ve said? They’ve all said....Thank you Mr. President. You’ve done a tremendous job. No one’s ever seen such a tremendous job. No one belieeeeved we could do such a tremendous job. They all thought it was impossible...Next question!....You over there...Yeah you....fake news.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He's since retracted his suggestion, saying that it could hurt him in the polls. He didn't state where in the body his polls were, suffice to say that they cannot be treated with disinfectant. Fucking Polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Paddy McGuiness is possibly the biggest cunt alive. Annoying Manc, fake Mick, muppet, wankslice. I remember reading a quote which I love from Peter Hook of Joy Division. Asked to comment about the film 24 hour Party People, with Steve Coogan playing Tony Wilson he said "Its about the biggest cunt in Manchester played by the second biggest cunt in Manchester". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember reading a quote which I love from Peter Hook of Joy Division. Asked to comment about the film 24 hour Party People, with Steve Coogan playing Tony Wilson he said "Its about the biggest cunt in Manchester played by the second biggest cunt in Manchester". Hey, Gyps. Bearing in mind that you lot use Daddies Sauce to polish up yer brass, bathe the kids with and as an all-round tonic for cutting the grime, let's just say that Trump may be onto something and that by flushing yer veins will indeed rid you of Covid… Can you not cash in? You know that yanks will fall for anything remotely kosher and with a bit of tweaking of your labels, your brand is ready to go and will fly from the trolleys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Paddy McGuiness is possibly the biggest cunt alive. Annoying Manc, fake Mick, muppet, wankslice. True, but his missus has a fucking decent rack on her and I would gladly tickle her belly(from the inside) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: True, but his missus has a fucking decent rack on her and I would gladly tickle her belly(from the inside) You could probably get him to dig the hole in the woods for you aswell. Soppy Manc Z list wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 26/04/2020 at 18:50, Neil said: True, but his missus has a fucking decent rack on her and I would gladly tickle her belly(from the inside) A thought you were a gent Neil. It would only be proper and correct to spaff a gallon of man batter over those 100% natural jugs first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A thought you were a gent Neil. It would only be proper and correct to spaff a gallon of man batter over those 100% natural jugs first Is that her leg lying in the grass behind her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that her leg lying in the grass behind her? That's Rev, taking a Covid test swab. Edited April 28, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that her leg lying in the grass behind her? I, and every non pooter, can't see anything else in this photo than a pair of massive tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 46 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's Rev, taking a Covid test swab. No dopey, the putrid stench of fish guts has obviously attracted a keen sea angler to cast a multi baited hook up her bucket like haddock sluice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No dopey, the putrid stench of fish guts has obviously attracted a keen sea angler to cast a multi baited hook up her bucket like haddock sluice Perhaps she's simply trying to keep the midges away from her picnic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Perhaps she's simply trying to keep the midges away from her picnic? She leaves a trail of dead ones wherever she walks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Perhaps she's simply trying to keep the midges away from her picnic? Never heard it called a picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 An all you can eat muffet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A thought you were a gent Neil. It would only be proper and correct to spaff a gallon of man batter over those 100% natural jugs first Nah, doesn't do it for me Stubbs. I can't say I find the peroxide or fake eyelashes attractive. I've always had a penchant for big, fat, hairy bitches who aren't afraid of crapping in the woods. Are you still up for that meet you PM'd me about a couple of weeks ago, @camberwell gypsy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 She needs to revisit the botox centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Nah, doesn't do it for me Stubbs. I can't say I find the peroxide or fake eyelashes attractive. I've always had a penchant for big, fat, hairy bitches who aren't afraid of crapping in the woods. Are you still up for that meet you PM'd me about a couple of weeks ago, @camberwell gypsy? You've always had a thing for the hairiest beast in the caravan park wolfie but I thought the fires had dimmed. Funnily enough no other cunt has stepping in to woo the wookie Half a bottle of Lambrusco and a ginsters and you'll be in there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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