Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: There are many on here wishing you were 300ft below it. In a submarine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should leave him be for now MC. I fear that we may soon receive a slap on the wrist and poor Jewdy will be placed on the 'Witless Protection Program'. I know mate, he aint gotta "Jew" , lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 On 12/05/2020 at 01:12, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like a complimentary dinner for two at my Greek restaurant? I went into Nando’s and said “how do you prepare your chicken?” They said “ we just tell them straight out they’re gonna die.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 22 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well, would you at least be interested in some tickets for a West End show then, Jewdy? My mate told me he was opening a theatre. I said “are you having me on?” He said “ I can’t promise you anything but i’ll give you an audition.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 On 06/05/2020 at 22:33, Eric Cuntman said: He's a nasty drunk. I didn't have a pop at him in any way yesterday. But he tried flexing his beer muscles with me anyway, and launched an attack. Fuck him. No apologies. Saw my GP yesterday. I said “do you treat alcoholics?” He said “of course I do.” I said “ good, get your coat on i’m fucking skint.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I went into Nando’s and said “how do you prepare your chicken?” They said “ we just tell them straight out they’re gonna die.” My granddad never told them fuck all, he just grabbed them and wrung their necks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 @judgetwi. At least you can still make me laugh. Occasionally anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: My granddad never told them fuck all, he just grabbed them and wrung their necks. What Nando's staff? That's a bit strong innit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 21:24, Stubby Pecker said: We all know this nutter for being a shite goalie, shite presenter and a comedy turn on Wogan in a blue shell suit. However, some of the cack he's been coming out with lately is beyond the pale. We can all believe the royals are lizard people and that Jews drink babies blood (they do) but that 5G causes chink flu, come on mate we're not total cunts. The fact he comes across as a calm, intelligent person who speaks with gravitas makes the fucktards in society buy into his theories. Plus he's got a flid hand Agreed, except for the bit where you say “we are not total cunts”, believe me you are all total cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: My granddad never told them fuck all, he just grabbed them and wrung their necks. So, your grandad don't, but your Nan dos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 On 12/05/2020 at 16:47, ratcum said: Jewdy's actually Viz's Big Vern made flesh Stub, and I love him. As for him being an earwig, this just gives me one I can legally put in the ground over and over again. cunt puffins I think “Cockney Wanker” is probably nearer the mark but Vern isn’t that far away except, unlike Marjorie, I “ain’t done no chokey for no one!” Like i’m dumb enough to end up in the nick like that cunt! I’m working on a new Viz character......”Norman the Nazi.” If I manage to sell it to the cunts don’t think you’re getting a fucking penny. Image rights my arse! I’ll see you in court Herr Oberst. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I think “Cockney Wanker” is probably nearer the mark but Vern isn’t that far away except, unlike Marjorie, I “ain’t done no chokey for no one!” Like i’m dumb enough to end up in the nick like that cunt! I’m working on a new Viz character......”Norman the Nazi.” If I manage to sell it to the cunts don’t think you’re getting a fucking penny. Image rights my arse! I’ll see you in court Herr Oberst. 😀 you sexy beast you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 On 14/05/2020 at 10:36, ratcum said: you sexy beast you You’re the problem! You’re the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam rag fucking spunk bubble! I’m telling you Herr Oberst, you keep looking at me i’ll put you in the fucking ground, promise you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 51 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You’re the problem! You’re the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam rag fucking spunk bubble! I’m telling you Herr Oberst, you keep looking at me i’ll put you in the fucking ground, promise you. You OK Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: You OK Judge? Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fucking neck ain’t you? Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather. It’s like leather man your skin. We could make a suitcase out of you. Hold-all. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Someones rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Someones rattled Possibly. It’s a shame you are not as familiar with classic BRITISH films (“movies” you would call them) as you are with two bob Hollywood trash. But no matter. I pulled this pikey sort once and she promised me “the night of your life.” Fucking hell! Well, I got a free ride on the chairoplane, the waltzer, bumper cars, the ghost train and I went home with a toffee apple, a pencil gonk and a goldfish in a plastic bag! FUCKING FANTASTIC!! She’s still got my wallet..........😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Possibly. It’s a shame you are not as familiar with classic BRITISH films (“movies” you would call them) as you are with two bob Hollywood trash. But no matter. I pulled this pikey sort once and she promised me “the night of your life.” Fucking hell! Well, I got a free ride on the chairoplane, the waltzer, bumper cars, the ghost train and I went home with a toffee apple, a pencil gonk and a goldfish in a plastic bag! FUCKING FANTASTIC!! She’s still got my wallet..........😭 I never call them movies. Check back on my posts. Always films. I watched the series of St Trinians films this week. Brilliant. I'm a fan of British films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: You’re the problem! You’re the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin’ jam rag fucking spunk bubble! I’m telling you Herr Oberst, you keep looking at me i’ll put you in the fucking ground, promise you. yeah that's the spirit Jewdy; talk dirty to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I never call them movies. Check back on my posts. Always films. I watched the series of St Trinians films this week. Brilliant. I'm a fan of British films. Excellent movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Possibly. It’s a shame you are not as familiar with classic BRITISH films (“movies” you would call them) as you are with two bob Hollywood trash. But no matter. I pulled this pikey sort once and she promised me “the night of your life.” Fucking hell! Well, I got a free ride on the chairoplane, the waltzer, bumper cars, the ghost train and I went home with a toffee apple, a pencil gonk and a goldfish in a plastic bag! FUCKING FANTASTIC!! She’s still got my wallet..........😭 Errrrm yeah you tell em spunktwi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fucking neck ain’t you? Retired? Fuck off, you’re revolting. Look at your suntan, it’s leather. It’s like leather man your skin. We could make a suitcase out of you. Hold-all. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, know what I mean? You are Gandhi and I claim my free onion bhaji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: Possibly. It’s a shame you are not as familiar with classic BRITISH films (“movies” you would call them) as you are with two bob Hollywood trash. But no matter. I pulled this pikey sort once and she promised me “the night of your life.” Fucking hell! Well, I got a free ride on the chairoplane, the waltzer, bumper cars, the ghost train and I went home with a toffee apple, a pencil gonk and a goldfish in a plastic bag! FUCKING FANTASTIC!! She’s still got my wallet..........😭 “ Have you ever been sexually assaulted? He touched my front bottom.Giving me all funny looks and that.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: “ Have you ever been sexually assaulted? He touched my front bottom.Giving me all funny looks and that.” More nonsense from our exploitative massage parlour owner.. Who made the tea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: You are Gandhi and I claim my free onion bhaji. No soppy cunt, judge is the baldy cunt in the Warsaw ghetto in Schindlers list. How it ends is a gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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