Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Her capacity for bullshit is the most astounding thing I’ve ever encountered, closely followed by her deluded belief that any cunt would believe a single word of her fantastic tales to be true. She’s good at what she does. I have to give her that. I guess if you’re going to lie then make them so outrageous that some daft cunt might just think......Nahhh nobody would make shit like that up. The whole Venezuela tale is about as far fetched as a bucket of shit from China. Are you trying to suggest that she's a loose cannon and a blunder-bus to boot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you trying to suggest that she's a loose cannon and a blunder-bus to boot? I bet The A Team was loosely based on her and her corporate renegades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet The A Team was loosely based on her and her corporate renegades. Well, she did after all train The Welsh Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oohh you so funny! Not very original though. Sorry, I'll get me coat.© © Camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Sorry, I'll get me coat.© © Camberwell gypsy I hear the sound of a barrel being scraped, Roops bach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 I have to say, I did have reservations about sharing this, for no other reason that it would inflame The Corner's diehard Soldier of Fortune readership as its an assault on their sense of machismo pride. They doubt 'cos they don't want to believe. 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Wow! That’s some vague recollection there. Imagine if you were able to remember some more technical details, or better still, if any of it had really happened. I remember 'cos its the only working gun I've handled - it sorta sticks in the mind despite having a whole lot of feelings about not wanting to go. TBH, I was bricking it. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Although I've enjoyed discussing firearms with her today, I also was astonished that a vague recollection detailed the inclusion of a SIG .357 bottleneck conversion. I never said "bottleneck" 'cos I don't recall the term ever being mentioned. The exact details escape me (see above) but I'll drop a line to a contact whose credentials I trust. 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Her capacity for bullshit is the most astounding thing I’ve ever encountered, closely followed by her deluded belief that any cunt would believe a single word of her fantastic tales to be true. She’s good at what she does. I have to give her that. I guess if you’re going to lie then make them so outrageous that some daft cunt might just think......Nahhh nobody would make shit like that up. The whole Venezuela tale is about as far fetched as a bucket of shit from China. ...coming from a person whose career seems to mirror that of the Kray twins your statement is odd considering you are now reduced to xmas tree rustling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I have to say, I did have reservations about sharing this, for no other reason that it would inflame The Corner's diehard Soldier of Fortune readership as its an assault on their sense of machismo pride. They doubt 'cos they don't want to believe. I remember 'cos its the only working gun I've handled - it sorta sticks in the mind despite having a whole lot of feelings about not wanting to go. TBH, I was bricking it. I never said "bottleneck" 'cos I don't recall the term ever being mentioned. The exact details escape me (see above) but I'll drop a line to a contact whose credentials I trust. ...coming from a person whose career seems to mirror that of the Kray twins your statement is odd considering you are now reduced to xmas tree rustling. I know you didn't say 'bottleneck' . But that's the type of round that the conversion is re-chambered for. So called because of the shouldered head space that locates in the tapered breech when the round and bolt are in the forward 'battery' position. It's how I personally describe such a conversion. It wasn't an attempt to misquote you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I have to say, I did have reservations about sharing this, for no other reason that it would inflame The Corner's diehard Soldier of Fortune readership as its an assault on their sense of machismo pride. They doubt 'cos they don't want to believe. I remember 'cos its the only working gun I've handled - it sorta sticks in the mind despite having a whole lot of feelings about not wanting to go. TBH, I was bricking it. I never said "bottleneck" 'cos I don't recall the term ever being mentioned. The exact details escape me (see above) but I'll drop a line to a contact whose credentials I trust. ...coming from a person whose career seems to mirror that of the Kray twins your statement is odd considering you are now reduced to xmas tree rustling. More like the Olsen twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I have to say, I did have reservations about sharing this, for no other reason that it would inflame The Corner's diehard Soldier of Fortune readership as its an assault on their sense of machismo pride. They doubt 'cos they don't want to believe. I remember 'cos its the only working gun I've handled - it sorta sticks in the mind despite having a whole lot of feelings about not wanting to go. TBH, I was bricking it. I never said "bottleneck" 'cos I don't recall the term ever being mentioned. The exact details escape me (see above) but I'll drop a line to a contact whose credentials I trust. ...coming from a person whose career seems to mirror that of the Kray twins your statement is odd considering you are now reduced to xmas tree rustling. Xmas tree rustling? Strange thing to say. I’ve had a couple of well established sites for about 12 years. Obviously incomparable to the corporate world you claim to strut your stuff in but a very good earner for 4 weeks graft a year. And also for the 4 guys I employ every year. They all want to work every year even though most years two or three of them have to take sick leave or annual leave from their full time jobs. The only rustling I’ve noticed is the piles of cash filling my pockets every night after I’ve locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Xmas tree rustling? Strange thing to say. I’ve had a couple of well established sites for about 12 years. Obviously incomparable to the corporate world you claim to strut your stuff in but a very good earner for 4 weeks graft a year. And also for the 4 guys I employ every year. They all want to work every year even though most years two or three of them have to take sick leave or annual leave from their full time jobs. The only rustling I’ve noticed is the piles of cash filling my pockets every night after I’ve locked up. Porn sites no doubt? Is it a family business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Porn sites no doubt? Is it a family business? I don’t know. What are your family’s names and I’ll try find them for you. Anything I can do to help. Don’t give up your search. They may just have moved in disgust at your behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t know. What are your family’s names and I’ll try find them for you. Anything I can do to help. Don’t give up your search. They may just have moved in disgust at your behaviour. Porn and massage parlours....oh dear...what would the Rev Ian Paisley have said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Porn and massage parlours....oh dear...what would the Rev Ian Paisley have said? He'd have held a bicycle over his head and said "I'm holding a Raleigh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Porn and massage parlours....oh dear...what would the Rev Ian Paisley have said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Porn and massage parlours....oh dear...what would the Rev Ian Paisley have said? “Die, you fucking catholic”. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, White Cunt said: “Die, you fucking catholic”. Lol Not yet! next... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, White Cunt said: “Die, you fucking catholic”. Lol ‘Diehard with a priest’ Almost said choirboy there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Something that should not be forgotten. My grandad fought his way off a beach the first time. The Luftwaffe diving in. Yeah I joke about Nazis but I've watched "world at war" , and it just makes me feel I'm glad evolution caught up. I mean come on. The height of cultured civilization behaving like that, Concentration camps ect. The krauts had some quality weaponry, but were fucked on their supposedly unbreakable codes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, White Cunt said: “Die, you fucking catholic”. Lol The line I like came from the bbc series 'Versailles'. The huguenot woman strangled the catholic woman and shouted "Burn in hell you catholic cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Something that should not be forgotten. My grandad fought his way off a beach the first time. The Luftwaffe diving in. Yeah I joke about Nazis but I've watched "world at war" , and it just makes me feel I'm glad evolution caught up. I mean come on. The height of cultured civilization behaving like that, Concentration camps ect. The krauts had some quality weaponry, but we're fucked on their supposedly unbreakable codes. I had one grandfather bombed at Biggin Hill. The other grandfather on my mums side managed 4 years on navy ships without a scratch. He signed up after the war for minesweeper duty and was almost killed within a week when a cluster of 3 magnetically triggered sea-mines tore his minesweeper ship in half. The silly old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had one grandfather bombed at Biggin Hill. The other grandfather on my mums side managed 4 years on navy ships without a scratch. He signed up after the war for minesweeper duty and was almost killed within a week when a cluster of 3 magnetically triggered sea-mines tore his minesweeper ship in half. The silly old cunt. A real life Uncle Albert haha.... Could you imagine the snowflakes if we did have another conventional war. Different breed of men back then. We would be royally fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 54 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: A real life Uncle Albert haha.... Could you imagine the snowflakes if we did have another conventional war. Different breed of men back then. We would be royally fucked. We would indeed Major... Problems faced by young men in 1944? = being shot and blown up whilst assaulting an enemy beach. Problems faced by young men in 2020? = running out of eyeliner or ankle wax.... The modern world absolutely fucking sickens me. I'm not that old, but things have changed drastically in the last 20 years. It must be some kind of chemically induced 'faggotisation' of the species. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The line I like came from the bbc series 'Versailles'. The huguenot woman strangled the catholic woman and shouted "Burn in hell you catholic cunt". I used to shout that at people every day when I was growing up. Everybody did.......Didn’t they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had one grandfather bombed at Biggin Hill. The other grandfather on my mums side managed 4 years on navy ships without a scratch. He signed up after the war for minesweeper duty and was almost killed within a week when a cluster of 3 magnetically triggered sea-mines tore his minesweeper ship in half. The silly old cunt. Did he own a fish finger factory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We would indeed Major... Problems faced by young men in 1944? = being shot and blown up whilst assaulting an enemy beach. Problems faced by young men in 2020? = running out of eyeliner or ankle wax.... The modern world absolutely fucking sickens me. I'm not that old, but things have changed drastically in the last 20 years. It must be some kind of chemically induced 'faggotisation' of the species. Fuckin Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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