Eddie Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid cunt. When a woman says no, it really means yes. Give it another bash. What does a bloke masquerading as a women mean when he says no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your loss. I aint so sure. She's got 36 DDs, Eric. You'd not be able to pronounce her name, and unless you can go "Bahh Bahh Bahh" in her ear you'll do nothing for her at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: What does a bloke masquerading as a women mean when he says no? Punkers will know that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Only in your mind. You're as sexy as hell. I'd quite like to fuck the arse off of you. I'm guessing you wouldn't mind either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're as sexy as hell. I'd quite like to fuck the arse off of you. I'm guessing you wouldn't mind either. You been reading Byron again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You been reading Byron again? No. He was a dirty queer. Spent half of his life wandering around Greece trying to fuck teenage boys in the arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 15/05/2020 at 15:54, 'eavensabove said: What does she know about spud-guns, eh? I'd wager you'd win a duel with a loaded Maris Piper MKII in yer holster, Panz. Ima pacifist 'eav baby..id serenade the thirst for violence outa her with a bitta james galway on sax PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. He was a dirty queer. Spent half of his life wandering around Greece trying to fuck teenage boys in the arsehole. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I aint so sure. She's got 36 DDs, Eric. You'd not be able to pronounce her name, and unless you can go "Bahh Bahh Bahh" in her ear you'll do nothing for her at all. I wish, just a B cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're as sexy as hell. I'd quite like to fuck the arse off of you. I'm guessing you wouldn't mind either. You're becoming a borderline simp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You're becoming a borderline simp. I don't know what that word means. It's just an attraction based on intellectual contact. Nothing sinister or perverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid cunt. When a woman says no, it really means yes. Give it another bash. In the face preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Eddie said: What does a bloke masquerading as a women mean when he says no? Any chance of a wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're as sexy as hell. I'd quite like to fuck the arse off of you. I'm guessing you wouldn't mind either. Make sure you get the money first Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Make sure you get the money first Eric. Honestly Bill, there's something about her superior haughtiness that genuinely enamours me. I'd suck her pussy 'til she screamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Make sure you get the money first Eric. Of course you’ve made money selling sex and exploiting people haven’t you pimp scum ? No doubt you supplied heroin to your exploited sex workers, as well as turning a blind eye to the spreading of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Eddie said: What does a bloke masquerading as a women mean when he says no? Ask Pen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Of course you’ve made money selling sex and exploiting people haven’t you pimp scum ? No doubt you supplied heroin to your exploited sex workers, as well as turning a blind eye to the spreading of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. Yep and yep. Next question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 @Mrs Roops. I do apologise. I was absolutely fucking hammered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ask Pen @Eddie ask @Stubby Pecker as he/she/it is the one that had been trying to pass itself off as a busty blonde bimbo in its profile pic of what really does in its "day" job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mrs Roops. I do apologise. I was absolutely fucking hammered. Oh, so you weren't genuinely enamoured? Shame, I was just about to PM you my Docklands apartment details. I thought you could show me your stab wound and I'll show you mine. Damn - where's Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Oh, so you weren't genuinely enamoured? Shame, I was just about to PM you my Docklands apartment details. I thought you could show me your stab wound and I'll show you mine. Damn - where's Frank... Wait... you're going to have Frank stab you so you can show Eric the scar? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh, so you weren't genuinely enamoured? Shame, I was just about to PM you my Docklands apartment details. I thought you could show me your stab wound and I'll show you mine. Damn - where's Frank... It's not much of a stab wound really. It was a sharpened Stubby screwdriver. Just a little dot to left of my navel. What's your stab wound like then? And I was enamoured a bit at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your stab wound like then? Not the sort of question one normally asks a lady. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not the sort of question one normally asks a lady. I had wondered if it was a euphemism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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