Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On the opposite side of the road. About 150 yards down, lives a pair of middle aged cunts who for the past few weeks have been setting up a heavily amplified karaoke machine in their fucking garden every Sunday. It begins around lunchtime and continues until at least 8pm. 7 fucking hours of 'Elvis, The Vegas Years'. These people are late 40s-early 50s. The bloke concerned does all the little Elvissy quavery bits and 'uh-huh' bits. This is teenage shit, cunts desperate to get their 'big personalities' out there by broadcasting their cultural tastes to every cunt within a half mile radius. I'm considering bricking their cunting windows in the early hours.. although I'd prefer it if the cunt followed the example of his idol and spent all his time eating deep fried cheese & bacon sandwiches, settled down for a dump and had a massive coronary. Leaving his last piece of 'Kingly' evidence floating in the pan behind his bloated, purple faced corpse. Wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the opposite side of the road. About 150 yards down, lives a pair of middle aged cunts who for the past few weeks have been setting up a heavily amplified karaoke machine in their fucking garden every Sunday. It begins around lunchtime and continues until at least 8pm. 7 fucking hours of 'Elvis, The Vegas Years'. These people are late 40s-early 50s. The bloke concerned does all the little Elvissy quavery bits and 'uh-huh' bits. This is teenage shit, cunts desperate to get their 'big personalities' out there by broadcasting their cultural tastes to every cunt within a half mile radius. I'm considering bricking their cunting windows in the early hours.. although I'd prefer it if the cunt followed the example of his idol and spent all his time eating deep fried cheese & bacon sandwiches, settled down for a dump and had a massive coronary. Leaving his last piece of 'Kingly' evidence floating in the pan behind his bloated, purple faced corpse. Wanker. Elvis fans tend to be chavs Eric, cut him... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eddie said: Elvis fans tend to be chavs Eric, cut him... Ah Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Put on a medley of Gary Glitters Smash Hits with the amp turned up to 11 .. that'll learn 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Every thursday at 8pm there seems to be cunts, not content with just clapping, but bringing out a loadspeaker and mike and start to sing like 3rd rate lounge singers. This is a typical "look at me. Look how wonderful I am. I really really care." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 All Shivved Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Like the guy above said, just have rock n roll part 2 blaring even louder than their shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Put on a medley of Gary Glitters Smash Hits with the amp turned up to 11 .. that'll learn 'em. 7 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: Like the guy above said, just have rock n roll part 2 blaring even louder than their shit. I was thinking of 'No Remorse' by Motörhead... but Gary Glitter is an excellent idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 I simply can't imagine living anywhere with neighbours close enough to hear. Must be absolutely terrible for all peasants. lol & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the opposite side of the road. About 150 yards down, lives a pair of middle aged cunts who for the past few weeks have been setting up a heavily amplified karaoke machine in their fucking garden every Sunday. It begins around lunchtime and continues until at least 8pm. 7 fucking hours of 'Elvis, The Vegas Years'. These people are late 40s-early 50s. The bloke concerned does all the little Elvissy quavery bits and 'uh-huh' bits. This is teenage shit, cunts desperate to get their 'big personalities' out there by broadcasting their cultural tastes to every cunt within a half mile radius. I'm considering bricking their cunting windows in the early hours.. although I'd prefer it if the cunt followed the example of his idol and spent all his time eating deep fried cheese & bacon sandwiches, settled down for a dump and had a massive coronary. Leaving his last piece of 'Kingly' evidence floating in the pan behind his bloated, purple faced corpse. Wanker. I'm sick to death of seeing things like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 You should blast "RAPED BY ELEPHANTS" by TorsoFuck. That'll teach those nasty cunts a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sick to death of seeing things like this. Simpering fucking millenials. I want them dead more than 'Essex Presley' over the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Simpering fucking millenials. I want them dead more than 'Essex Presley' over the road. The ad break on now on ITV has 3 ads which has cunts doing this thing. Fucking fed up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sick to death of seeing things like this. Only two tanned and one potential slope,doesn't seem like Camden to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Aka The Massed Ranks of the Sanctimonious Fucks ... bound to be more than a couple of Gabriella's, Toby's and Hugo's in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Aka The Massed Ranks of the Sanctimonious Fucks ... bound to be more than a couple of Gabriella's, Toby's and Hugo's in there. Without doubt. All of whom have at least 2 children with surnames as first names. 'Have you seen Farquhar darling? Yes bunnykins, he's outside playing with Anderson and Beckett. Super darling! Be a love and bring another bottle of '97 Rioja from the cellar.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Knock up signs saying "Noncefest 2020", "Justice For Paedophiles" etc and stick it to their walls/fences. Then go grab some popcorn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, nocti said: Knock up signs saying "Noncefest 2020", "Justice For Paedophiles" etc and stick it to their walls/fences. Then go grab some popcorn. Remember Richard Blackwood and Phil Collins getting pranked by 'Brass Eye' and telling the viewers that paedophiles can control kids minds by making a narcotic gas come out of their computer keyboard. They were told it was for a campaign called 'Nonce-Sense'. Celebs really are significantly more fucking stupid than the average cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Without doubt. All of whom have at least 2 children with surnames as first names. 'Have you seen Farquhar darling? Yes bunnykins, he's outside playing with Anderson and Beckett. Super darling! Be a love and bring another bottle of '97 Rioja from the cellar.' They always vote labour because they stand up for the working classes. Fucking guilt complex cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 5 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Aka The Massed Ranks of the Sanctimonious Fucks ... bound to be more than a couple of Gabriella's, Toby's and Hugo's in there. Theres nearly always a Felix. Why the fuck would you name your kid after a brand of cat food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the opposite side of the road. About 150 yards down, lives a pair of middle aged cunts who for the past few weeks have been setting up a heavily amplified karaoke machine in their fucking garden every Sunday. It begins around lunchtime and continues until at least 8pm. 7 fucking hours of 'Elvis, The Vegas Years'. These people are late 40s-early 50s. The bloke concerned does all the little Elvissy quavery bits and 'uh-huh' bits. This is teenage shit, cunts desperate to get their 'big personalities' out there by broadcasting their cultural tastes to every cunt within a half mile radius. I'm considering bricking their cunting windows in the early hours.. although I'd prefer it if the cunt followed the example of his idol and spent all his time eating deep fried cheese & bacon sandwiches, settled down for a dump and had a massive coronary. Leaving his last piece of 'Kingly' evidence floating in the pan behind his bloated, purple faced corpse. Wanker. Uuh huuh !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Theres nearly always a Felix. Why the fuck would you name your kid after a brand of cat food? Probably think he’s the cats Whiskas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Not saying I envy your situation, but it could be worse. They could be playing all that thump thump music or angry rap that makes an awful din. It is 10 times as bad when white cunts play it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, The Beast said: Not saying I envy your situation, but it could be worse. They could be playing all that thump thump music or angry rap that makes an awful din. It is 10 times as bad when white cunts play it. 100 times when white cunts in their 40s play it. Have you ever seen a white middle class woman in her 50s (no not me) dancing like a black person to reggae? It's a fucking scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Over reacting .. it is said that after he was arrested Denis Nielsen spent ages ranting about Dynarod calling the fucking police when all he wanted was for his drains to be cleared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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