BBC obsession with whores

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

You're doing it wrong.

We all know you go for the eye sockets you naught scamp

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, nocti said:

Just dip your cock in their glass of steradent.

Neil's got the bite marks of a dozen dentures on his old chap and a werthers original lodged in his japs eye

[White Cunt]

2 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

It’s the fucking prices they charge that I object too.....oh..did I say that out loud?  (Fuck fuck fuck)

A man with an Easy Jet credit line should not complain, Spotto. And bear in mind that VAT and home delivery costs must be included in the price....unless you are not too picky and any old orifice will suffice.

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm surprised the vaccuum brained banshee didnt nick your mum for being a brass. 

Or at least tazer her and then kneel on her kneck for at least 10 minutes. 

“Evening All”

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

It’s the fucking prices they charge that I object too.....oh..did I say that out loud?  (Fuck fuck fuck)

Speak to Neil about that. I hear he’s come up with the answer to that. Apparently price isn’t even a consideration while out working in the field. (Or the woods).

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

It was my mate's mum. She isn't shocked by anything so I wouldn't be surprised if she sold the odd knee trembler back in the day.

Knee trembler eh. George Floyd Special?

[Mrs Roops]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You mentioned a PPE buying trip recently...

Nope, never said that.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

...and also a trip to visit an oilfield. With a ridiculous back story that your protection detail did the unthinkable and armed the client, which they wouldn't do because you would have been psychologically and emotionally an unknown element. If not on oil business, why visit an oilfield?

Have you been talking to fellow Walts on some Soldier of Fortune forum or somat like that? I did visit Venezuela on behalf of my employers who owned and invested in a manufacturing/servicing plant and warehousing facility at Lagunillas which supplied hitech electro-mechanical components to customers in central and south America. The larger and more profitable customers were Oil firms that had fields around Lagunillas and on Lake Maracaibo itself. As for your other misinformed comments, I did say that prior to the trip I had to attend the security contractor's training facility in Florida for two days of intensive training which included a psychological assessment. Much to my annoyance, my employers had already supplied the contractor with the results of similar tests together with a psychometric evaluation undertaken prior to being employed a couple of years previously.

[Guest judgetwi]

50 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Nope, never said that.

Have you been talking to fellow Walts on some Soldier of Fortune forum or somat like that? I did visit Venezuela on behalf of my employers who owned and invested in a manufacturing/servicing plant and warehousing facility at Lagunillas which supplied hitech electro-mechanical components to customers in central and south America. The larger and more profitable customers were Oil firms that had fields around Lagunillas and on Lake Maracaibo itself. As for your other misinformed comments, I did say that prior to the trip I had to attend the security contractor's training facility in Florida for two days of intensive training which included a psychological assessment. Much to my annoyance, my employers had already supplied the contractor with the results of similar tests together with a psychometric evaluation undertaken prior to being employed a couple of years previously.

Fuck a duck, you get around a bit Mrs! So how come you spend so much time bragging like a cunt on a two bob website? It must be the economic downturn, nobody would dream of kicking your oh so wonderful arse into the unemployment line would they?

Which country are you running next week?

[Roadkill]

Just now, judgetwi said:

Fuck a duck, you get around a bit Mrs! So how come you spend so much time bragging like a cunt on a two bob website? It must be the economic downturn, nobody would dream of kicking your oh so wonderful arse into the unemployment line would they?

Which country are you running next week?

She'll be heading to Zanzibar to install the new microwaves at the command centre for their space program. She'll have to undertake an extensive firearms safety training course first, as she'll be given a Bren gun to defend herself from the cannibal Pygmies known to operate in the area. No big deal.

[Mrs Roops]

9 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck a duck, you get around a bit Mrs! So how come you spend so much time bragging like a cunt on a two bob website? It must be the economic downturn, nobody would dream of kicking your oh so wonderful arse into the unemployment line would they?

Which country are you running next week?

We all have our idiosyncrasies judge, even you do, though the inverse bragging of your man-of-the-people act is looking a bit tiresome...

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

It not my site, I am but a mere apparatchik.

I didn't know you were a native American. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Nope, never said that.

Have you been talking to fellow Walts on some Soldier of Fortune forum or somat like that? I did visit Venezuela on behalf of my employers who owned and invested in a manufacturing/servicing plant and warehousing facility at Lagunillas which supplied hitech electro-mechanical components to customers in central and south America. The larger and more profitable customers were Oil firms that had fields around Lagunillas and on Lake Maracaibo itself. As for your other misinformed comments, I did say that prior to the trip I had to attend the security contractor's training facility in Florida for two days of intensive training which included a psychological assessment. Much to my annoyance, my employers had already supplied the contractor with the results of similar tests together with a psychometric evaluation undertaken prior to being employed a couple of years previously.

Right, of course. As soon as I mention the unlikelihood of you being given a loaded weapon on the grounds of an unknown psychological factor, you then present Sigmund Freud's report in evidence. 

The private security contractor I know, may read 'Soldier Of Fortune' but I can't confirm until I next speak to him. He did say that it would be virtually unheard of for someone in his profession to arm the client. He currently works as an armed escort aboard commercial ships off the African coast. He does have a CP certificate. Your assumption that he's a 'Walt', spanking his monkey to SOF will amuse him no end.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

22 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

She'll be heading to Zanzibar to install the new microwaves at the command centre for their space program. She'll have to undertake an extensive firearms safety training course first, as she'll be given a Bren gun to defend herself from the cannibal Pygmies known to operate in the area. No big deal.

That was a viciously sharp slice of mango Blackadder...

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

, I did say that prior to the trip I had to attend the security contractor's training facility in Florida

Did you stay at one of the Disney World hotels using your real identity or were you undercover at the Mickey Mouse Special Forces Training Academy? All inclusive. No bullshitters unless accompanied by an adult of sound mind. Strictly no porkies or ridiculously tall stories.

[King Billy]

14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I didn't know you were a native American. 

You’ve spelled twat wrong Eric.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

You’ve spelled twat wrong Eric.

You seem to have fucked this right up Bubba.

[King Billy]

I seem to have spelled Gypps slightly arse over tit it seems.

[King Billy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You seem to have fucked this right up Bubba.

Is it really you Mavis?

[Trucking Funt]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Knee trembler eh. George Floyd Special?

I bought one of those George Floyd grills today. It's very similar to the George Foreman grill except this one turns itself off after 8 minutes.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, King Billy said:

Is it really you Mavis?

Yes. You have a son. He's 11 next month. He's a halfwit.

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes. You have a son. He's 11 next month. He's a halfwit.

No need for a DNA test then. My mum always said being a halfwit was the only reason she pretended to like me. She’d  be corkscrewing in her IKEA coffin if she knew i’d had a slobbering little fuckwit to keep the line going. Let me know how much I owe in backdated maintenance and I’ll make sure not to send it Babe. X

[Mrs Roops]

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

...you then present Sigmund Freud's...

With you banging on about oil producers, the middle east and er...PPE buying trips, Herr Fraud might be needed to explain why you comment on things I didn't say.

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The private security contractor I know, may read 'Soldier Of Fortune' but I can't confirm until I next speak to him. He did say that it would be virtually unheard of for someone in his profession to arm the client. He currently works as an armed escort aboard commercial ships off the African coast. He does have a CP certificate. Your assumption that he's a 'Walt', spanking his monkey to SOF will amuse him no end.

CP what? Certified Paralegal? Cathodic Protection technician? Oh, that CP certificate - available to anyone with 190 quid and a 140 hours to spare for training. Right-ho. Ex catering corps servicemen riding shotgun on banana boats cruising through the Straights of Aden is a bit different to the detail I remember.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

With you banging on about oil producers, the middle east and er...PPE buying trips, Herr Fraud might be needed to explain why you comment on things I didn't say.

CP what? Certified Paralegal? Cathodic Protection technician? Oh, that CP certificate - available to anyone with 190 quid and a 140 hours to spare for training. Right-ho. Ex catering corps servicemen riding shotgun on banana boats cruising through the Straights of Aden is a bit different to the detail I remember.

2 Para I think. Deadly with a potato peeler apparently. But obviously, if it's someone you don't know, they wouldn't possibly be qualified to express an opinion. 

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

With you banging on about oil producers, the middle east and er...PPE buying trips, Herr Fraud might be needed to explain why you comment on things I didn't say.

CP what? Certified Paralegal? Cathodic Protection technician? Oh, that CP certificate - available to anyone with 190 quid and a 140 hours to spare for training. Right-ho. Ex catering corps servicemen riding shotgun on banana boats cruising through the Straights of Aden is a bit different to the detail I remember.

Haven’t you got a ‘tell as many lies as you like’ buffet to go to somewhere?

Fucking waffling slag.

[Mrs Roops]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

2 Para I think. Deadly with a potato peeler apparently. But obviously, if it's someone you don't know, they wouldn't possibly be qualified to express an opinion. 

Always willing to read "my mate who is a [insert embellishment here] tells me" opinions, Eric - but hey, I need to de-escalate as I sense some irritable tension going on here so to smooth things over I'll reach out to a PR agency who sometimes need a CP certified minder or two whenever Gemma Collins opens a Poundland store. You're obviously a "man in the know" so I'll pass on your details. I'll leave it to you to work out finder's fees etc.