Wolfie Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Merely making fun of your urban sensibiities. Why so touchy about musicals? I thought you liked opera; there's nothing wrong with that. It's quite acceptable these days, apparently. 9 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: You sound very sophisticated. Do you go to operas and stuff? 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I expect you enjoy musical theatre. Eric's exposing you as a one-dimensional buffoon, HoC. A mildly sophisticated erroreptile404 at best. With the Corner watching, it's sink or swim time. What are you going to do about it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Listen HoC. I've never had a problem with you, but if you can't take an inoffensive reference to 'The Wurzels', without getting your farmers smock in a twist... I suggest you mop your prominent brow, load up the cider press, and take it out on the Braeburns. Delicate fucking jug-eared tractor monkey. You fucking racist cunt. Stick to taking it out on the sootys not us west cuntry folk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: The Wurzels were all ex Waffen SS, Das Reich I think. Anyone who can shoot up a whole French town (in a non gay sense), is alright with me. 🐭 It probably won't surprise any cunt here that I've seen the Wurzels, on 3 occasions. They're all fucking ancient, dirty old buggers. Funny and good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: It probably won't surprise any cunt here that I've seen the Wurzels, on 3 occasions. They're all fucking ancient, dirty old buggers. Funny and good. that's pretty fucked up Stub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You fucking racist cunt. Stick to taking it out on the sootys not us west cuntry folk No offence intended to the West Country in general Stibble. I'm afraid that HoC irked me with his impudent willingness to engage me in cerebral shenanigans. I do have a position of authoritah to uphold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: When Eric hears the word culture, he reaches for his revolver. Or his Canasten ointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No offence intended to the West Country in general Stibble. I'm afraid that HoC irked me with his impudent willingness to engage me in cerebral shenanigans. I do have a position of authoritah to uphold. Just be careful picking on HoC. Mrs R might see him as a victim and draw conclusions about you state of happiness, the daft bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 18 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They've reduced eating to the same level as any other bodily function, it's like having a shit: In, eat, wipe, out and carry on Wiping ones arse before have a shit HoC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 14 hours ago, ratcum said: The Wurzels were all ex Waffen SS, Das Reich I think. Anyone who can shoot up a whole French town (in a non gay sense), is alright with me. 🐭 Oradour-sur-Glans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: What are you going to do about it? Sod all mate, I couldn't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 21 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: Jimmy Savaloy? Is that the same as the "saveloy" (jumbo size) HoC takes up his arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: It's the one Balaji smacks you around the face with every night while you're on your knees. Have a necro milkshake on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Have a necro milkshake on me. As opposed to a spunk milkshake which you regularly enjoy on Hampstead Heath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: I dread to think what meat was in that little Chinese girl's happy meal. Dachshund burger anyone? A McBatburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 5 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: I dread to think what meat was in that little Chinese girl's happy meal. Dachshund burger anyone? Unfunny. Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 On 13/08/2020 at 21:59, Stubby Pecker said: It probably won't surprise any cunt here that I've seen the Wurzels, on 3 occasions. They're all fucking ancient, dirty old buggers. Funny and good. Did you know "Combine Harvester" was originally sang by the feller who played Father Fintan Stack in Father Ted a year before the Wurzels recorded it? Fintan Stack was the replacement for Fr Hackett who played all the jungle music. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you know "Combine Harvester" was originally sang by the feller who played Father Fintan Stack in Father Ted a year before the Wurzels recorded it? Fintan Stack was the replacement for Fr Hackett who played all the jungle music. You're welcome The beardy cunt that Jack Hackett put in an ambulance when he found out he'd nicked his booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The beardy cunt that Jack Hackett put in an ambulance when he found out he'd nicked his booze. No. At the end he had hairy hands so they put him in that home with other hairy priests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. At the end he had hairy hands so they put him in that home with other hairy priests. No that was at the beginning. They busted him out of st clabberts, told him the other cunt had nicked his booze and got rid of the ghetto blaster cunt by letting jack loose on him at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No that was at the beginning. They busted him out of st clabberts, told him the other cunt had nicked his booze and got rid of the ghetto blaster cunt by letting jack loose on him at the end. No. He was sitting in Jack's chair when jack burst in. Jack and Ted froze as they saw he had hairy hands as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 On 12/08/2020 at 17:51, Williewhoopassjohnson said: That was ewan mcgregors best film by far, then a life less ordinary. Still doesn't compensate for all the star wars shite later though He's a little fucking shitcunt. All that 'look at me, aren't I nice' shit because he spends five minutes recording a charity campaign voiceover for 'Save The Monkeys'. And happily pockets the 25 grand they pay him for it. Utter cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He's a little fucking shitcunt. All that 'look at me, aren't I nice' shit because he spends five minutes recording a charity campaign voiceover for 'Save The Monkeys'. And happily pockets the 25 grand they pay him for it. Utter cunt. Entirely true, shame they didn't nail him to the floor in every film he's done as it might make them vaguely watchable then. There's always the motorbike crash to look forward to in the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's a little fucking shitcunt. All that 'look at me, aren't I nice' shit because he spends five minutes recording a charity campaign voiceover for 'Save The Monkeys'. And happily pockets the 25 grand they pay him for it. Utter cunt. The Monkey's ain't worth saving anyway. Apart from 'Randy scouse git" their 'Headquarters' album was a pile of wank and Mickey Dolenz was always a cunt anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Monkey's ain't worth saving anyway. Apart from 'Randy scouse git" their 'Headquarters' album was a pile of wank and Mickey Dolenz was always a cunt anyhow. Mickey Dolenz created, produced and directed the British tv series 'metal Mickey', and his mother invented 'Tippex'. Both true and checkable. Davy Jones was in Coronation Street once... the little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mickey Dolenz created, produced and directed the British tv series 'metal Mickey', and his mother invented 'Tippex'. Both true and checkable. Davy Jones was in Coronation Street once... the little cunt. Michael Nesmith mum invented tippex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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