King Billy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I doubt your own spindly arms would be capable of completing a session of onanism. How do you manage? I have a message for you from JSP.......FUCK OFF! 😂😂😂😂😂💉💊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I have a message for you from JSP.......FUCK OFF! 😂😂😂😂😂💉💊 This is not the first time you've been following me around like a needy, yappy Jack Russel. Still, only 95 posting days till you start earning the annual salary...so that's another 95 days of you showing how you're not bothered by me. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Sourcing and reading publicly available documents from the UK government doesn't make one a solicitor, Major. Had you read the link previously provided you wouldn't have been in the pickle that you found yourself in. As for Mr Roops, who being some 15 years older than me, considers himself a very fortunate man more so after an expertly administered knob-polishing session which is only a small part of my extensive repertoire of pre-carnal knowledge techniques. And getting to grips with @Eddie's jawbreaker or have you sent him back to fatty and the car wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And getting to grips with @Eddie's jawbreaker or have you sent him back to fatty and the car wash? Solicitors are drawing up a restraining order. I think he's only after my money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I've had a closer look at the issue and it appears the system does not recognise the new default layout provided by the software house. This in turn is causing compatibility issues with certain devices user agents hence the problem. Apparently the upgrade wasn't completed. This is also causing other, otherwise hidden issues. Resolving this is beyond my pay grade so I have PM'd the owners to pull their fingers out and raise the appropriate ticket. I haven't had any probs logging in since I cleared all that shit that you suggested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Solicitors are drawing up a restraining order. I think he's only after my money. Says the hussy who accepted a new Audi, and even let him shell out on a pedal conversion for your size 34(UK) feet! The nerve on you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 @Eddie .. We're all here to catch the pieces of your broken heart 💔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Still can't log in in a straight forward way on my phone- there's no icons or drop down menu for me to do so- I have to scroll to the bottom of a forum topic where you can. Still can reply to any of the topics as there's no dialog box. Once I've finally logged in there's no way I can see to log out. Can add likes. Can't start a new topic. Whatever you and the computer boffins have done to the site you've all totally fucked it up. Either fix it so it actually works and roll it back so it does. I can log in on my phone but if I make one mistake I'm frozen out of 14 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't had any probs logging in since I cleared all that shit that you suggested. All that shit; what you mean your posts?😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can log in on my phone but if I make one mistake I'm frozen out of 14 minutes Clear your web history and biscuits. It's seemed to work on mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: All that shit; what you mean your posts?😂 Do we have a problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This is not the first time you've been following me around like a needy, yappy Jack Russel. Still, only 95 posting days till you start earning the annual salary...so that's another 95 days of you showing how you're not bothered by me. 👍 Wow. You’re even counting the days now. I’m a little bit worried about your obsession with me. Just to be clear I’m not interested in wrinkly old minge. I like mine a bit fresher than what you’ve been hawking around CC for a while now. Go stand outside someone else’s house or give the old boy another toss. I’m sure he’ll give you the price of a fix if you do it like the expert you claim to be. 💉💊😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can log in on my phone but if I make one mistake I'm frozen out of 14 minutes Might it be possible to marry your login attempts with consuming several bottles of wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Listening to your incessant bragging would necessitate a handful of viagra for any normal man to get it up. So your elderly husband considers himself a very fortunate man because you claim to be an expert masturbator. Wow. Absolutely astounding. 😂😂 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I doubt your own spindly arms would be capable of completing a session of onanism. How do you manage? 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I have a message for you from JSP.......FUCK OFF! 😂😂😂😂😂💉💊 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This is not the first time you've been following me around like a needy, yappy Jack Russel. Still, only 95 posting days till you start earning the annual salary...so that's another 95 days of you showing how you're not bothered by me. 👍 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wow. You’re even counting the days now. I’m a little bit worried about your obsession with me. Just to be clear I’m not interested in wrinkly old minge. I like mine a bit fresher than what you’ve been hawking around CC for a while now. Go stand outside someone else’s house or give the old boy another toss. I’m sure he’ll give you the price of a fix if you do it like the expert you claim to be. 💉💊😂😂 Ooh! I see you two love birds are still at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Says the hussy who accepted a new Audi, and even let him shell out on a pedal conversion for your size 34(UK) feet! The nerve on you! The Audi was a basic 2WD soft roader sporting a no-cost option white coat job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't had any probs logging in since I cleared all that shit that you suggested. Good to know, still concerned about the red screen tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, Mrs Roops said: The Audi was a basic 2WD soft roader sporting a no-cost option white coat job. What a bastard. Take him for every penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Good to know, still concerned about the red screen tho. When I said red screen, it was the usual box notification in red type that you get when you fuck up the password. It was happening when I hadn't fucked up the password though. Seems to be cured now. I don't know if you mean something different by red screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wow. You’re even counting the days now. I’m a little bit worried about your obsession with me. Just to be clear I’m not interested in wrinkly old minge. I like mine a bit fresher than what you’ve been hawking around CC for a while now. Go stand outside someone else’s house or give the old boy another toss. I’m sure he’ll give you the price of a fix if you do it like the expert you claim to be. 💉💊😂😂 That's mental arithmetic Billy, something you should sharpen up on. A year's income from hawking four pallets of xmas trees indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This is not the first time you've been following me around like a needy, yappy Jack Russel. Still, only 95 posting days till you start earning the annual salary...so that's another 95 days of you showing how you're not bothered by me. 👍 Next she'll be accusing you of obsessive stalking @King Billy. Just you wait – as soon as the tart's ammo runs dry, she'll be hanging onto the cliff edge by the skin of her fingernails while she plays the classic 'following me/stalker' gem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I said red screen, it was the usual box notification in red type that you get when you fuck up the password. It was happening when I hadn't fucked up the password though. Seems to be cured now. I don't know if you mean something different by red screen. Red screen means the whole screen is red, something to be avoided but that's all moot now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, Wolfie said: Next she'll be accusing you of obsessive stalking @King Billy. Just you wait – as soon as the tart's ammo runs dry, she'll be hanging onto the cliff edge by the skin of her fingernails while she plays the classic 'following me/stalker' gem. Billy's a butt-hurt obsessive who didn't like being schooled. You're a stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Next she'll be accusing you of obsessive stalking @King Billy. Just you wait – as soon as the tart's ammo runs dry, she'll be hanging onto the cliff edge by the skin of her fingernails while she plays the classic 'following me/stalker' gem. 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Billy's a butt-hurt obsessive who didn't like being schooled. You're a stalker. A gem from the Mrs R book of cliche it ever there was one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Billy's a butt-hurt obsessive who didn't like being schooled. You're a stalker. Thanks for proving my point with such breakneck speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Thanks for proving my point with such breakneck speed. ...and thank you for proving my point at an even greater breakneck speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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