ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off you skeletal twat. You could at least recant and publicly acknowledge that you are wrong and quite fucking stupid. I say old chap, you should be running the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I really think you are getting lingosensitive in your old age. I suppose a good old cockney accent would have been allowable. The English language is an ad hoc melting pot of different lingos and nobody knows how to to speak it "correctly". If you had taken offence because he assumed an hispanic accent to simulate a latin lover while trying to chat the waitress up then that is a bit crude. But it still doesn't warrant any censure - if it makes you laugh, laugh! I was in a lift once with a few other people and a fat lady in an art gallery. There was a loud rip roaring fart (F-art gallery) and the fat lady sung: "Who did thaaat!" at top if her voice. It wasn't me! I still can't get over it. Sorry Harold. I phased out at 'I really think'. Speak to Kleftiko about posting; he get's straight to the point. Which leaves the recipient with more things to do. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You could at least recant and publicly acknowledge that you are wrong and quite fucking stupid. I say old chap, you should be running the country. See, that's more like it. Short and to the point. Now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: See, that's more like it. Short and to the point. Now fuck off I can't I'm in Lockdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry Harold. I phased out at 'I really think'. Speak to Kleftiko about posting; he get's straight to the point. Which leaves the recipient with more things to do. You're welcome We can't everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: We can't everything. Remedial, idiot thickster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Is it 'La Chevreuil' or 'Le Chevreuil' Masculine or Feminine? Just in case you want to fuck it instead of eat it? Non binary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Remedial, idiot thickster. You forgot, S. E. N. or Special Needs, or Mongoloid or Retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why did I ask for it? Its makes my teeth itch when some cunt does it. It's a cafe not a fucking language school. And I don't have any friends. That's why making it to the top is all the more special. I’m your friend, whether you like it or not. You can change your family but you can’t change your friends or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Is it 'La Chevreuil' or 'Le Chevreuil' Masculine or Feminine? Just in case you want to fuck it instead of eat it? I still find it faintly amusing that it's "le vagin", although it was a lot funnier when I was thirteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". Ferme ta bouche salope... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ferme ta bouche salope... lol. Is that shut your cakehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that shut your cakehole? Yes, it means "Shut your mouth, slut". Ah, French, the language of romance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: Yes, it means "Shut your mouth, slut". Ah, French, the language of romance... Merde! I've made several different efforts to learn a smidgen of it. Nowt. Plus the reality if you don't have it like a vernacular born and bred they just laugh at you or pretend they don't understand a word. They are selfish in that respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Merde! I've made several different efforts to learn a smidgen of it. Nowt. Plus the reality if you don't have it like a vernacular born and bred they just laugh at you or pretend they don't understand a word. They are selfish in that respect. Actually, I quite like the French. If you really want hostility and passive aggressive language bullshit, North Wales have got it down to a fine art. Miserable clannish goblins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yes, it means "Shut your mouth, slut". Ah, French, the language of romance... Bitch not slut. But then again I know I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". Or a fucking Lar Tay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Or a fucking Lar Tay Do you get that at the caff or the C'faay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The Welsh are good folk. But for some reason they have a loathing for scousers, maybe drop the scouse talk when you visit. Oh eh ! Calm down, calm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you get that at the caff or the C'faay? A fucking old scroat who goes into the local caff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 14 hours ago, Neil said: Plastic Bertrand? That’s......Plasteek Bertraund!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 9 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The Welsh are good folk. But for some reason they have a loathing for scousers, maybe drop the scouse talk when you visit. Half the fuckers in North Wales sound like scousers when they break into English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Half the fuckers in North Wales sound like scousers when they break into English. You forget to type the last two words.......’peoples houses’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: A fucking old scroat who goes into the local caff. 30 years ago, if you'd asked for a lartaay in an old school caff, you'd be called a poof and launched through the door by a burley roadworker. Then it was : Bacon or sausage sarnie on white bread and cup o'tea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 30 years ago, if you'd asked for a lartaay in an old school caff, you'd be called a poof and launched through the door by a burley roadworker. Then it was : Bacon or sausage sarnie on white bread and cup o'tea. Would you like a bamboo umbrella in the tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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