camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Mange tout, Rodney! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". It’s a teethgrinder of an affectation, that’s for sure. My advice is don’t take any of your circle prone to over-pronunciation for a Curry, or you pretty much guarantee you’re getting dogshit in your daal. Equally, give the Deli counter at Waitrose a miss, for it is almost certain to provoke foaming at the mouth genocidal ideation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Is it 'La Chevreuil' or 'Le Chevreuil' Masculine or Feminine? Just in case you want to fuck it instead of eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". It’s la pâtisserie, gyps, regardless of where it’s sold. It’s not fucking Greggs, you ignorant whore. I’d rather the old boy’s Franglais than having to witness some thick awkward slag like you getting your crow’s-feet gob around a ‘croysaint’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s la pâtisserie, gyps, regardless of where it’s sold. It’s not fucking Greggs, you ignorant whore. I’d rather the old boy’s Franglais than having to witness some thick awkward slag like you getting your crow’s-feet gob around a ‘croysaint’. Fuck off you skeletal twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s la pâtisserie, gyps, regardless of where it’s sold. It’s not fucking Greggs, you ignorant whore. I’d rather the old boy’s Franglais than having to witness some thick awkward slag like you getting your crow’s-feet gob around a ‘croysaint’. Bit harsh Frank, but she asked for it. Got to the top of the board, and dropped her friends. Tambourine shaking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bit harsh Frank, but she asked for it. Got to the top of the board, and dropped her friends. Tambourine shaking cunt. Imagine her take on the Duck a l’Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 42 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s la pâtisserie, gyps, regardless of where it’s sold. It’s not fucking Greggs, you ignorant whore. I’d rather the old boy’s Franglais than having to witness some thick awkward slag like you getting your crow’s-feet gob around a ‘croysaint’. Flowery tongued ponce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bit harsh Frank, but she asked for it. Got to the top of the board, and dropped her friends. Tambourine shaking cunt. Why did I ask for it? Its makes my teeth itch when some cunt does it. It's a cafe not a fucking language school. And I don't have any friends. That's why making it to the top is all the more special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flowery tongued ponce. Perfumed ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Perfumed ponce. That bloke in the pub from Withnail & I, was the actor who played Pat Harper in 'Sharpe'. "imagine the size of his balls... Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Imagine her take on the Duck a l’Orange. 'a portion of that ginger quacker'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That bloke in the pub from Withnail & I, was the actor who played Pat Harper in 'Sharpe'. "imagine the size of his balls... Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker." "You're just a bone headed paddy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". Sounds to me like he dropped a fucking faux pas....excuse my french Vafanculo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Good nom,i was with some cunt in a Tapas bar and he ordered 'Pay-eyyer', any cunt knows it's 'Pie-eller' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Good nom,i was with some cunt in a Tapas bar and he ordered 'Pay-eyyer', any cunt knows it's 'Pie-eller' Bathelona Zaragotha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 What really annoys me, are the cunts on here that can't see the irony in calling Withers a "faux French wanker". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 I think there is a balance to be found here. When eating in a fine dining restaurant it's important to at least make an effort to pronounce the words or if you are a non cultured cunt point and say 'that, that and that'. I find posh restaurants shite anyways, far too serious, expensive and it doesn't fill you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I think there is a balance to be found here. When eating in a fine dining restaurant it's important to at least make an effort to pronounce the words or if you are a non cultured cunt point and say 'that, that and that'. I find posh restaurants shite anyways, far too serious, expensive and it doesn't fill you up. All foreigners understand English as long as you speak very slowly and loudly. Spanish waiters particularly enjoy being referred to as "Oi Pedro!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What really annoys me, are the cunts on here that can't see the irony in calling Withers a "faux French wanker". Plastic Bertrand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Sainsbury's coffee shop earlier today and had some middle class tosser who wanted a croissant and coffee. Sounding like a piss poor Maurice Chevalier he loudly announced "A pan au-shock-o-lar" and sounding like the Italian cunt from 'allo allo' announced he wanted a "a granday-a-cappacino". This is just as bad as cunts saying "Cwassaun" when they want a croissant. "Le tete merde". I really think you are getting lingosensitive in your old age. I suppose a good old cockney accent would have been allowable. The English language is an ad hoc melting pot of different lingos and nobody knows how to to speak it "correctly". If you had taken offence because he assumed an hispanic accent to simulate a latin lover while trying to chat the waitress up then that is a bit crude. But it still doesn't warrant any censure - if it makes you laugh, laugh! I was in a lift once with a few other people and a fat lady in an art gallery. There was a loud rip roaring fart (F-art gallery) and the fat lady sung: "Who did thaaat!" at top if her voice. It wasn't me! I still can't get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, Neil said: Plastic Bertrand? Belgian cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I really think you are getting lingosensitive in your old age. I suppose a good old cockney accent would have been allowable. The English language is an ad hoc melting pot of different lingos and nobody knows how to to speak it "correctly". If you had taken offence because he assumed an hispanic accent to simulate a latin lover while trying to chat the waitress up then that is a bit crude. But it still doesn't warrant any censure - if it makes you laugh, laugh! I was in a lift once with a few other people and a fat lady in an art gallery. There was a loud rip roaring fart (F-art gallery) and the fat lady sung: "Who did thaaat!" at top if her voice. It wasn't me! I still can't get over it. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Mange tout, Rodney! Vot ist your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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