Mrs Roops Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: You will rake it in this year. The only thing worth keeping an eye on, is diesel/petrol. Keep some stock, as with the fucking idiots manipulating the supply, this may be an additional issue, especially as everyone will be gearing up for Christmas. And best forget Mrs R comments on the subject, it’s just a bit of fucking around, B. We all work for a living. Amen to that as I never made the statements as described. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: You will rake it in this year. The only thing worth keeping an eye on, is diesel/petrol. Keep some stock, as with the fucking idiots manipulating the supply, this may be an additional issue, especially as everyone will be gearing up for Christmas. And best forget Mrs R comments on the subject, it’s just a bit of fucking around, B. We all work for a living. I don’t…allegedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Yer such a tongue holer dc baby... PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 12 hours ago, White Cunt said: You will rake it in this year. The only thing worth keeping an eye on, is diesel/petrol. Keep some stock, as with the fucking idiots manipulating the supply, this may be an additional issue, especially as everyone will be gearing up for Christmas. And best forget Mrs R comments on the subject, it’s just a bit of fucking around, B. We all work for a living. I read somewhere that petrol only has a shelf life of 6 months. After this time its fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read somewhere that petrol only has a shelf life of 6 months. After this time its fucked. 35 years ago I had, had an old Austin maxi that had stood on the drive for nearly two years with an almost full tank of petrol. It started at fourth attempt, a neighbour had a look around it to check the brakes etc and I then took it for an MOT, the garages had to sort a couple of things before it passed. I then drove it around for a few days on the two years old petrol before taking it to refill its tank. During in the period on the old petrol it never farted once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read somewhere that petrol only has a shelf life of 6 months. After this time its fucked. It will be fine. However, anyone with a business dependent on frequent deliveries will be screwed beyond all recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read somewhere that petrol only has a shelf life of 6 months. After this time its fucked. Thank fuck you said petrol and not a premature baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: screwed beyond all recognition. Like Kerry Katona? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Clavo said: 35 years ago I had, had an old Austin maxi that had stood on the drive for nearly two years with an almost full tank of petrol. It started at fourth attempt, a neighbour had a look around it to check the brakes etc and I then took it for an MOT, the garages had to sort a couple of things before it passed. I then drove it around for a few days on the two years old petrol before taking it to refill its tank. During in the period on the old petrol it never farted once. Have you ever considered writing a thriller? I couldn’t stop reading this until somewhere around the second ‘had’, at which point I fell into a deep sleep and immediately started dreaming of kicking your head in. Keep it up and this time next year you’ll be bigger than Barbara Cartland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Have you ever considered writing a thriller? An autobiographical horror would be more apt. Chapter one would detail how its botched, back street sex change left its fake cunt looking like a pasty that had been horrendously crimped by a dyspraxic and myopic retard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 On 01/10/2021 at 12:33, camberwell gypsy said: I read somewhere that petrol only has a shelf life of 6 months. After this time its fucked. The fucking stuff evaporates in less than 6 months off my shelf, and that's the stuff that hasn't just run off the edge as I've poured it on the shelf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Just back from taking my 2 grandsons swimming at the pool. 2 garages bled dry within two hours of being filled. You cannot tell me that every fucker in the queues had near empty tanks. Was going to shout as I passed but didn't relish my daughter telling me that her 2 year old asked her what a "Garage wanker" was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: what a "Garage wanker" was? Kevin Webster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 That jock poxbottle that had a show about a garage in spain was a garage wanker PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 On 02/10/2021 at 14:54, camberwell gypsy said: Just back from taking my 2 grandsons swimming at the pool. 2 garages bled dry within two hours of being filled. You cannot tell me that every fucker in the queues had near empty tanks. Was going to shout as I passed but didn't relish my daughter telling me that her 2 year old asked her what a "Garage wanker" was? Stupid fucking wankers, swallowed the whole media panic buying bollocks hook, line and sinker. I hope the media tell people drain cleaner is good for their health next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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