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5 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I was once on a rugby tour of the Isle of Wight. We were thrown off the Island after being escorted to the ferry by the Police and the Mayor of Cowes. Oh, the good old days!

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On 27/11/2020 at 23:13, Goober said:

I particularly like the encouragement to involve women in the decision making process. Get back in the kitchen, bitch. Make sure our socially distanced Christmas Dinner is ready 30 minutes after we get back from the pub or you'll be seeing the back of my hand isn't acceptable this year it seems. 

Let's looks on the bright side, you don't need expensive packaging to give the gift of Covid this Christmas! 

Just tell her, less bitchin more kitchen, works a charm 

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4 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

I was once on a rugby tour of the Isle of Wight. We were thrown off the Island after being escorted to the ferry by the Police and the Mayor of Cowes. Oh, the good old days!

When you come back from Spain on the ferry the first bit of England you see is old Whitey and a fucking dreary horrible sight it is. 

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Fuck Boris,fuck the rules,fuck anybody who wants to question my movements,im going away for Christmas with my family and everyone else can go and get fucked.If covid gets me or any of my family(It won't because its been overly exaggerated)then so be it.Happy Christmas cunts,I know mine will be.

Fuck off

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1 minute ago, Neil said:

Fuck Boris,fuck the rules,fuck anybody who wants to question my movements,im going away for Christmas with my family and everyone else can go and get fucked.If covid gets me or any of my family(It won't because its been overly exaggerated)then so be it.Hapoy Christmas cunts,I know mine will be.

Fuck off

Any chance of borrowing your van while you’re away?

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3 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm taking it with me,Yorkshire birds are easier to lure,ask Peter Sutcliffe

I’ve been looking up the Tier 4 rules and I’m fucked if I can find your job mentioned at all Neil. I reckon you’ve found yourself a loophole again. Have a safe trip. Happy hunting. (The main road from Keighley to Leeds used to be top drawer for picking up late night hitchhikers. Close to the moors too.)

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59 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm taking it with me,Yorkshire birds are easier to lure,ask Peter Sutcliffe

You're joking, right? 

In my youth I lived in Yorkshire for 3 years and I can say from experience that the women there need no luring. They are more likely to beat you in the head with a hammer before dragging you back to their cave. 

A Saturday night out there should have come with a health warning. 

Filthy Northern animals. 

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

Fuck Boris,fuck the rules,fuck anybody who wants to question my movements,im going away for Christmas with my family and everyone else can go and get fucked.If covid gets me or any of my family(It won't because its been overly exaggerated)then so be it.Happy Christmas cunts,I know mine will be.

Fuck off

I'm in tier 2 so I couldn't give a fuckity fuck. I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow. I don't need to but I'm gonna because I can. 😆

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I know 7 people that have had covid and not one of them had to be hospitalised,are we really putting our futures at risk just because some cunts somewhere are worried about putting a burden on our NHS?.If it wipes out the old and the already ill then so be it,they are not the future.Lets just all get the fucker asap and fucking move on.

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20 minutes ago, Neil said:

I know 7 people that have had covid and not one of them had to be hospitalised,are we really putting our futures at risk just because some cunts somewhere are worried about putting a burden on our NHS?.If it wipes out the old and the already ill then so be it,they are not the future.Lets just all get the fucker asap and fucking move on.

Five that I know one died but he was a fuckwit who had been told to shield because of underlying medical problems. He was convinced that the virus was fake. The other four of which one is asthmatic have all recovered. There was another one that my brother-in-law knew who also died for similar reason to the other fuckwit that I mentioned. I think that one issue is that a lot of the people who are saying fuck it to the restriction are also the same people who do not take any precautions. There are also a lot of people who have potentially serious and relevant underlying medical conditions without actually realising. It really is a case of take care and stay safe regardless.

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23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Five that I know one died but he was a fuckwit who had been told to shield because of underlying medical problems. He was convinced that the virus was fake. The other four of which one is asthmatic have all recovered. There was another one that my brother-in-law knew who also died for similar reason to the other fuckwit that I mentioned. I think that one issue is that a lot of the people who are saying fuck it to the restriction are also the same people who do not take any precautions. There are also a lot of people who have potentially serious and relevant underlying medical conditions without actually realising. It really is a case of take care and stay safe regardless.

How long for? At what cost to the future economy and well being of the nation? My point is that what we are doing at present is going to have more of a detrimental effect than if we just got on with life and whoever snuffs it snuffs it.

My mother is 89 and she is fast losing the will to live, She doesn't want to carry on like this and would rather not fucking be here. 

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6 minutes ago, Neil said:

How long for? At what cost to the future economy and well being of the nation? My point is that what we are doing at present is going to have more of a detrimental effect than if we just got on with life and whoever snuffs it snuffs it.

My mother is 89 and she is fast losing the will to live, She doesn't want to carry on like this and would rather not fucking be here. 

It all depends .. I have underlying medical conditions one of which can leave me in great pain for several days at a time, but I always pull through. At some point that might change but for now I am happy with my lot .. I am quite sure that there are a few people who would be more than happy to take a decision for me now and to pull the plug. This afternoon I am going to get my stroller out, put my mask and go for a walk.

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9 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 

I miss the endless drizzle and grey skies, the rain and biting cold in winter and the slush and salt of the road. That white ring around your shoes when they dry out after walking through the slush. The collars turned up against the wind and cunts wheezing and coughing all over the place. The poor hapless cunts who are riding the bus to work and home, windows dripping in snot and condensation, and the backs of the seats covered in nose bogeys. Wonderful. 

Ray Winstone summed it up in Sexy Beast. A shit hole full of miserable cunts. 

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