Eddie Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Before my time, but I'm advised by detective Eric that Ming might have been one of your alter egos. I hope this is true as I much prefer comedy to tragedy. Eric is wrong in this one, poor Ming had a long illness, palliative care lasted nearly two years, I have never seen a man so broken, I’m glad she suffered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You been talking to Punkape? Does he wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 10/12/2020 at 08:03, Eddie said: Eric is wrong in this one, poor Ming had a long illness, palliative care lasted nearly two years, I have never seen a man so broken, I’m glad she suffered. It looks like you’re getting a bit of form back Eduardo but I can’t help thinking the tasteless goading from that wanker @Fatty has affected you. If you want help sorting him out I’ll meet you at your lockup this weekend. I’m ex military and I’ll be tooled up. I say we make the cunt suffer first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It looks like you’re getting a bit of form back Eduardo but I can’t help thinking the tasteless goading from that wanker @Fatty has affected you. If you want help sorting him out I’ll meet you at your lockup this weekend. I’m ex military and I’ll be tooled up. I say we make the cunt suffer first Since when does a sharpened dildo and a blunt Swiss army knife equate to tooled up, Stubbs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: Since when does a sharpened dildo and a blunt Swiss army knife equate to tooled up, Stubbs? I’m sure fatty won’t see the funny side of this jibe when he’s introduced to both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Goober said: Since when does a sharpened dildo and a blunt Swiss army knife equate to tooled up, Stubbs? Stubby once had an 'episode' at Lympstone and killed 7 visiting Gurkhas with a spork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby once had an 'episode' at Lympstone and killed 7 visiting Gurkhas with a spork. I wouldn’t fuck with any of those tough little cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby once had an 'episode' at Lympstone and killed 7 visiting Gurkhas with a spork. Do you think he ate their livers afterwards? PTSD from army food, unfortunately, is common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wouldn’t fuck with any of those tough little cunts. My old boss was former SBS, he said that his lot and the Hereford mob don't salute any cunt except Gurkhas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It looks like you’re getting a bit of form back Eduardo but I can’t help thinking the tasteless goading from that wanker @Fatty has affected you. If you want help sorting him out I’ll meet you at your lockup this weekend. I’m ex military and I’ll be tooled up. I say we make the cunt suffer first 😆bring it on your pair off wankers! Ex Military, probably a fucking mascot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 20 minutes ago, Fatty said: 😆bring it on your pair off wankers! Ex Military, probably a fucking mascot Stubby was a chocolate soldier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, Fatty said: 😆bring it on your pair off wankers! Ex Military, probably a fucking mascot Being a former member of the army isn't the same as ex military, especially if they arrive tooled up with trumpets and tambourines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Fatty said: 😆bring it on your pair off wankers! Ex Military, probably a fucking mascot I slept in my car last night fatty, a vw polo with the gauge on red, couldn’t even start the engine to warm it up. Don’t poke a man with nothing to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 On 09/12/2020 at 13:05, cuntspotter said: I use it as an aperitif usually. As a sweetener in senna tea. I caution against the use of a coat hanger or other probing devices . They’ll leave your ring piece in rags and tatters. I am, of course reminded of the constipated mathematician who had to “work it out with a pencil”. He used a ball point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My old boss was former SBS, he said that his lot and the Hereford mob don't salute any cunt except Gurkhas. I made gravy under gunfire too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 On 10/12/2020 at 08:03, Eddie said: Eric is wrong in this one, poor Ming had a long illness, palliative care lasted nearly two years, I have never seen a man so broken, I’m glad she suffered. Palliative care for two years on the NHS - slight flaw in your argument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Fatty said: 😆bring it on your pair off wankers! Ex Military, probably a fucking mascot Fuck it...I can feel another stand off in a pub carpark near Chingford coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I made gravy under gunfire too. Did the stain come out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I made gravy under gunfire too. Beau Geste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My old boss was former SBS, he said that his lot and the Hereford mob don't salute any cunt except Gurkhas. I have a relative who owns some land near Bosworth Field .. might be able to arrange for you lot to make a last stand there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 35 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck it...I can feel another stand off in a pub carpark near Chingford coming on. Spot, I'm not a fighter, but in my mind I'm fighting every day. 'Where did I go wrong at the car wash ? What am I doing?' I'm fighting myself, it’s the hardest fight off all, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Beau Geste. I was the car park attendant at RAF Locking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Spot, I'm not a fighter, but in my mind I'm fighting every day. 'Where did I go wrong at the car wash ? What am I doing?' I'm fighting myself, it’s the hardest fight off all, fuck off. You are your own harshest critic Eddie...lighten up, the rest of us couldn’t give a fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I was the car park attendant at RAF Locking You must have nicked that MAT-49 off a dead frog then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 58 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Palliative care for two years on the NHS - slight flaw in your argument? If you know nothing about the subject, keep quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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