cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I picture him as Pancho. You picture me naked..... poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You picture me naked..... poof! No. I usually picture you as a Jewish woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I usually picture you as a Jewish woman. And why Jewish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: And why Jewish? I made it up Spot. But if I did happen to picture you as a Jewish woman, it would probably be Helen Shapiro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I made it up Spot. But if I did happen to picture you as a Jewish woman, it would probably be Helen Shapiro. That’s a good thing, Eric. I must say that she has a deeper voice than me. I always wondered whether Alvin Stardust ever slipped her a length?... But then again, it was just a passing thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: That’s a good thing, Eric. I must say that she has a deeper voice than me. I always wondered whether Alvin Stardust ever slipped her a length?... But then again, it was just a passing thought. Her big hit 'Walking Back To Happiness' was recorded when she was fourteen. Her voice was incredible for a kid that age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You fat twat. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Eddie said: actually Fatty bought it for the air hostess, its black, bulky and fuking ugly, the Bentley is nice though. Can’t argue with that to be fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: And why Jewish? Big nose and no foreskin perhaps! Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 On 22/12/2020 at 14:33, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. Bollocks, didn't happen. You're a fucking shandy drinker. And you drink it with your pinky cocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 On 22/12/2020 at 17:42, Cuntybaws said: Breakfast of champions. Don't forget to have one of those 850g bars of Dairy Milk and a couple of Chocolate Oranges or you won't get enough vitamins. Everyone knows that a chocolate orange is part of your five a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people to arrest any visitors they may have, whilst turning a blind eye to the mass gatherings of blacks and Asians in every community centre and mosque in the country. They've probably been told not to wind up the brothers because they know it will go off big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bollocks, didn't happen. You're a fucking shandy drinker. And you drink it with your pinky cocked. I know that compared to you , I’m a beginner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I usually picture you as a Jewish woman. Lesley Joseph in stockings and suspenders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 46 minutes ago, Fatty said: Big nose and no foreskin perhaps! Just saying Jewish woman..... foreskin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lesley Joseph in stockings and suspenders? What a passion killing thought that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: I know that compared to you , I’m a beginner. Me? Drinkininininge? How dare you! Hic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lesley Joseph in stockings and suspenders? She was mega fuckable in the original series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Me? Drinkininininge? How dare you! Hic! I know..medicinal purposes only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: She was mega fuckable in the original series. Not for me, ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: What a passion killing thought that is. Bollocks. You would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks. You would have. Nah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s one of the ugliest, most pointless cars ever created. Only an absolute wanker would buy one. Peasants like yourself usually drive a clapped out Astra or derelict Ford Chevete with chip papers and decaying kebabs strewn in the footwells. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Peasants like yourself usually drive a clapped out Astra or derelict Ford Chevete with chip papers and decaying kebabs strewn in the footwells. lol. Indulge me, Walter - what vehicle do you drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Peasants like yourself usually drive a clapped out Astra or derelict Ford Chevete with chip papers and decaying kebabs strewn in the footwells. lol. Have you collected your Christmas goose yet, Punkers? Is it a bloated farmed lard ball from Tesco, or a plump juicy wild Greylag from a quality butcher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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