cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. I always knew you were a wrong'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 38 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. White spirit? I've got a can of acetone in the shed if you need resupplying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Goober said: White spirit? I've got a can of acetone in the shed if you need resupplying. I’ve got 15 litres of fermented Orange juice..here, a variant of prison hooch...it’s 21%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I’ve got 15 litres of fermented Orange juice..here, a variant of prison hooch...it’s 21%. 21% orange juice? You might want to add some AnalaR ethanol to that to pep it up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 36 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. You're a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Goober said: 21% orange juice? You might want to add some AnalaR ethanol to that to pep it up a bit. Nah...a couple of chunks of ice.....it’s a soft drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're a fucking disgrace. Yes.... quite, ...what is your point exactly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're a fucking disgrace. He’s welsh, they are all the fucking same bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. You should be well into Steven hawking mode by now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. Steady on old bean. If this blithering nonsense is true you'll be dead by boxing day. That level of consumption on a Tuesday puts our Drew to shame. The pair of you should get together and swap stories of shitting yourselves whilst paracletic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. Can I assume it's not a French Merlot from those white flag waving froggies over the water that are currently pissing their pants because of Covid19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. Breakfast of champions. Don't forget to have one of those 850g bars of Dairy Milk and a couple of Chocolate Oranges or you won't get enough vitamins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Breakfast of champions. Don't forget to have one of those 850g bars of Dairy Milk and a couple of Chocolate Oranges or you won't get enough vitamins. A healthy meal by the standards of your average jock. Is it possible to deep fry wetabix? (served with condensed milk of course and can of Tennents Super to wash it down) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Breakfast of champions. Don't forget to have one of those 850g bars of Dairy Milk and a couple of Chocolate Oranges or you won't get enough vitamins. Smart move baws ..... I allow the occasional consumption of solids....healthy body and all that, y’know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’ve got 15 litres of fermented Orange juice..here, a variant of prison hooch...it’s 21%. The stranded lorry drivers are now knocking back the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Breakfast of champions. Don't forget to have one of those 850g bars of Dairy Milk and a couple of Chocolate Oranges or you won't get enough vitamins. Porridge made with electric soup. That will set Spotter up for his next mod. session on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Porridge made with electric soup. That will set Spotter up for his next mod. session on here. Wreck the hoos juice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. You should drop the spotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A healthy meal by the standards of your average jock. Is it possible to deep fry wetabix? (served with condensed milk of course and can of Tennents Super to wash it down) Is there any other kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Fatty said: You should drop the spotter Hmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m typing while I can still see...... I’ve been on it since 9:30. So far it’s a bottle of Jack Daniels, 14 cans of Stella and a litre of merlot. I’m going to fry up a late lunch now. Phase two commencing. Even Idris Elba has lost control of his bladder and balance by the look and sound of him on those Sky commercials. Anyway who the fuck is he, what has he really done abd why am I seeing a younger version of Lenny Henry - so much energy and potential - so much chip later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Hmmmm. At last an intelligent response, wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Fatty said: At last an intelligent response, wanker Errr no money does help with an iq.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Errr no you ain’t, money does not it iq.. Been drinking the white spirit again Edds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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