King Billy Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 I’d like to nominate ChideHarold and JohnnySaucePants as joint newbies of the year for 2020. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d like to nominate ChideHarold and JohnnySaucePants as joint newbies of the year for 2020. Without a trace of irony, "joint newbies" is an anagram of "Wit? Jibes? None!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Without a trace of irony, "joint newbies" is an anagram of "Wit? Jibes? None!" Uncanny.. I just wrote down both usernames, mixed up the letters, took some away and added some different ones. And it spells... fuckingstupidfuckingcunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncanny.. I just wrote down both usernames, mixed up the letters, took some away and added some different ones. And it spells... fuckingstupidfuckingcunt. Also not anagrams as such, but out of "JohnnySaucePants" you can make anus, stench, and chutney. Meanwhile, "ChildeHarold" yields chode, lard, and cheddar, among others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: Harold will still be trying to work out the meaning of ‘According’ Decs so I wouldn’t expect a response for at least a month. (Not including his usual incoherent spastic talk) I think that may be just an involuntary muscular reaction, if he’s even capable of that. 🐷🍴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncanny.. I just wrote down both usernames, mixed up the letters, took some away and added some different ones. And it spells... fuckingstupidfuckingcunt. 🐷💤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncanny.. I just wrote down both usernames, mixed up the letters, took some away and added some different ones. And it spells... fuckingstupidfuckingcunt. You really do have a Countdown dictionary and teapot don’t you? Fucking flash bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Penny Farthing Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: 🐷💤 Go to bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Go to bed. In a fridge with a pull-out stainless steel mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In a fridge with a pull-out stainless steel mattress. I am worried Eric .. Decco is giving me likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I am worried Eric .. Decco is giving me likes. Strange things are afoot. I can't say too much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am worried Eric .. Decco is giving me likes. You hit the nail on the head before... The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Stand by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Strange things are afoot. I can't say too much. Once we’re out of this two week lockdown to flatten the curve things will get back to normal. Early April at the latest. Hang on a minute. What do you mean it’s New Years Eve tomorrow? That’s more than two weeks surely? There must be some mistake here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Once we’re out of this two week lockdown to flatten the curve things will get back to normal. Early April at the latest. Hang on a minute. What do you mean it’s New Years Eve tomorrow? That’s more than two weeks surely? There must be some mistake here. I think April is the target date for Tier 7. That's when making eye contact or verbally communicating with other people will be illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think April is the target date for Tier 7. That's when making eye contact or verbally communicating with other people will be illegal. Tier seven is turret shooting at passers by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think April is the target date for Tier 7. That's when making eye contact or verbally communicating with other people will be illegal. Rat Junior has gone up a tier so I'm not even texting his arse, My dad died yonks ago but I've stopped talking to him since where he's buried went up a tier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think April is the target date for Tier 7. That's when making eye contact or verbally communicating with other people will be illegal. I was jesting Eric. Talking about April past. This shit isn’t finishing anytime soon. Wash your hands Wear your mask Shut your mouth Be a good sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 40 minutes ago, ratcum said: Rat Junior has gone up a tier so I'm not even texting his arse, My dad died yonks ago but I've stopped talking to him since where he's buried went up a tier Still in touch with Minty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Still in touch with Minty? The legend lives on. Imagine Minty and Valdez fused into one being? Bastard winged hard bastard that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The legend lives on. Imagine Minty and Valdez fused into one being? Bastard winged hard bastard that would be. Those slitties didn't think of that when they invented Godzilla and Mothra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Those slitties didn't think of that when they invented Godzilla and Mothra. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Budgies are gay. This destroys all before it: OTBC. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: Budgies are gay. This destroys all before it: OTBC. Fuck off. Is that sparrow sitting on an egg? Delia will be along shortly to explain in an extremely patronising way, how to boil it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Is that sparrow sitting on an egg? Delia will be along shortly to explain in an extremely patronising way, how to boil it. I know a bloke who claims, quite adamantly, to have slurped Delia's clam chowder at a conference. I suspect it was well seasoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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