ChildeHarold Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) On 16/01/2021 at 19:08, King Billy said: It was a compliment. Racism is one of my favourite attributes in a person. I’m Old School. White Power Bill's sacred pipe of meditation and enlightenment Edited January 18, 2021 by ChildeHarold manage attachments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was a kid we used to toilet paper a small block of flats where all these Crumblies lived. We'd buy shitloads of packets of bog roll and drape it all down the stairs and bannister so the whole place was festooned with it. Then knock on all the doors and hide in the garden to clock their reactions. Not feeling so great, Gyps. Can I come over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Not feeling so great, Gyps. Can I come over? Not over me you cant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Not feeling so great, Gyps. Can I come over? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Idiot. When Barry enters centre stage at around 01.59, it sends a shiver through my body every time. Don't you feel it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was a kid we used to toilet paper a small block of flats where all these Crumblies lived. We'd buy shitloads of packets of bog roll and drape it all down the stairs and bannister so the whole place was festooned with it. Then knock on all the doors and hide in the garden to clock their reactions. Steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: When Barry enters centre stage at around 01.59, it sends a shiver through my body every time. Don't you feel it? Not as much as this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was a kid we used to toilet paper a small block of flats where all these Crumblies lived. We'd buy shitloads of packets of bog roll and drape it all down the stairs and bannister so the whole place was festooned with it. Then knock on all the doors and hide in the garden to clock their reactions. We used to chuck stones at passing car windows to get them to chase us when we were kids, we were little cunts and probably deserved all the kickings we got. Black widow catapult would have fired a stone through bulletproof glass i reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: We used to chuck stones at passing car windows to get them to chase us when we were kids, we were little cunts and probably deserved all the kickings we got. Black widow catapult would have fired a stone through bulletproof glass i reckon Did you ever do the keep bouncing a stone up and down off a tennis racquet trick until the stone gets real speed up and then take a slight side swing and listen for when the stone smashes someone's window or greenhouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever do the keep bouncing a stone up and down off a tennis racquet trick until the stone gets real speed up and then take a slight side swing and listen for when the stone smashes someone's window or greenhouse? I would never be so irresponsible. I would have smashed your greenhouse from a safe distance with an air gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would never be so irresponsible. I would have smashed your greenhouse from a safe distance with an air gun. I used to keep a catapult tucked in my knickers. For close encounters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I used to keep a catapult tucked in my knickers. For close encounters. I still keep a yoghurt rifle tucked in mine. For similar encounters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever do the keep bouncing a stone up and down off a tennis racquet trick until the stone gets real speed up and then take a slight side swing and listen for when the stone smashes someone's window or greenhouse? Black widow, that thing could mash up the engine block of a fiat uno, no problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 48 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Black widow, that thing could mash up the engine block of a fiat uno, no problem Maybe so, but without Mandela she’d have been just another fat, black brass, sucking off Soweto miners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Maybe so, but without Mandela she’d have been just another fat, black brass, sucking off Soweto miners. All the while being a popular choice of hand to hand assault weapon for 90s teenagers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 43 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: All the while being a popular choice of hand to hand assault weapon for 90s teenagers Posh, pampered git. We used tree branches and a surgical hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Posh, pampered git. We used tree branches and a surgical hose. It was that or the classic gat gun, you put the darts in them instead of the pellets they fucking hurt I'll tell ya. Miss my gat gun, got it confiscated at school then the police took it and apparently melted it down. Blatantly was just pinging it at each other down the station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: It was that or the classic gat gun, you put the darts in them instead of the pellets they fucking hurt I'll tell ya. Miss my gat gun, got it confiscated at school then the police took it and apparently melted it down. Blatantly was just pinging it at each other down the station. I remember my mate put one to his brothers mouth, no pellet so no problem, he’d just frighten the little prick. Two front teeth later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I remember my mate put one to his brothers mouth, no pellet so no problem, he’d just frighten the little prick. Two front teeth later... Still, better than a Webley Hurricane up and over ‘rifle!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I remember my mate put one to his brothers mouth, no pellet so no problem, he’d just frighten the little prick. Two front teeth later... Cor fuck that for a laugh, i bet he shit himself, becuase he would have known the mother of all beatings was coming. Lol. I'd have gone on the missing list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just now, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Cor fuck that for a laugh, i bet he shit himself, becuase he would have known the mother of all beatings was coming. Lol. I'd have gone on the missing list. True story. He was the gun-toting neighbourhood tough guy until he got home and his mum kicked fuck out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: True story. He was the gun-toting neighbourhood tough guy until he got home and his mum kicked fuck out of him. Weren't we all, until your mum was stood just inside the front door, scary calm, to utter the immortal sentence.. I've rang your dad at work, he's on his way home. Turned you to jelly that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I used to keep a catapult tucked in my knickers. For close encounters. I trust the elastic in the catapult was stronger than the elastic in your bloomers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Still, better than a Webley Hurricane up and over ‘rifle!’ Air guns are something of an unknown quantity to me. Growing up in Belfast during times of, let’s say differences of opinion, air guns were banned. But for some strange reason there always seemed to be lots of real guns about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I trust the elastic in the catapult was stronger than the elastic in your bloomers. Bloomers? Are you George Formby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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