KingRollo Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: She looked her best as Kryten's creator in the Red Dwarf episode 'Psirens'. Would have been early forties. I think Sister Julienne has a certain ‘je ne said quoi’... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 32 minutes ago, KingRollo said: As what? A hack artist? A predatory pervert? Or just an unfunny weirdo? Either way, no. That said, Wizard found an EBay listing for that portrait of the queen (the real one). Seller was someone calling themselves ‘Phil the Greek’. I ordered him to log out of PayPal and stop ‘watching’ but you never know... If I take a stroll round the castle and find it hanging in some secret chamber, I’ll snap his wand. There's none better qualified than you to comment on such a subject, Rollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: There's none better qualified than you to comment on such a subject, Rollo. Oh there’s a few here who could give me a run for my money on that score, Wolfie. Tell me, what are you qualified to comment on? The site minnows? Mrs Roops? Telling anyone who disagrees with you to delete their account? Must be fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hummmhahahaa huhmhahahaaa huhahummhahahaaaa Can you guess what it is yet? Asthma? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: She looked her best as Kryten's creator in the Red Dwarf episode 'Psirens'. Would have been early forties. You sometimes strike me as the sort of fellow for whom “Kochanski” is the password to his gun cabinet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Joker said: As long as Jenny Agutter does a couple of nude scenes I'll be buying a ticket. (hang on, she's now 68, better see if that's still Kosher, NEIL!) Fuck off J. Squeeze her into that railway frock, looking all vulnerable apart from the Gentleman’s relish dripping off her ribbons....job’s a good ‘un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You sometimes strike me as the sort of fellow for whom “Kochanski” is the password to his gun cabinet. Hah! Totally wrong, Mr Smarty pants. It's 'YVONNE McGRUDER' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hah! Totally wrong, Mr Smarty pants. It's 'YVONNE McGRUDER' Well, whatever, I’m off for an English Muffin in your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Asthma? Close. Pulmonary embolism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Close. Pulmonary embolism. Should have had a TEDS on that extra leg, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Should have had a TEDS on that extra leg, after all. That would be a medical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You sometimes strike me as the sort of fellow for whom “Kochanski” is the password to his gun cabinet. Hey kochanski, you wanna danski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Hey kochanski, you wanna danski Koyaanisqatsi I think you meant. Philip Glass movie and soundtrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Koyaanisqatsi I think you meant. Philip Glass movie and soundtrack. Pruitt-Igoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Koyaanisqatsi I think you meant. Philip Glass movie and soundtrack. They are referring to scenes from the Red Dwarf TV series. Kochanski and MacGruder are supporting characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pruitt-Igoe. I would have surprised the residents by not notifying them of the demolition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 54 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: They are referring to scenes from the Red Dwarf TV series. Kochanski and MacGruder are supporting characters. I stand corrected. Is that an old military term? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Pruitt-Igoe. You inuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I stand corrected. Is that an old military term? Stop being a disingenuous flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 58 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: They are referring to scenes from the Red Dwarf TV series. Kochanski and McGruder are supporting characters. I think Harold might be a bit of a Rimmer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I think Harold might be a bit of a Rimmer. I'd like him to meet The Inquisitor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop being a disingenuous flid. Grovelling tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd like him to meet The Inquisitor. Torquemador. You cant Torquemador anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Koyaanisqatsi I think you meant. Philip Glass movie and soundtrack. Definitely Christine kochanski, your definitely ace rimmer. Smoke me a kipper skipper.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 34 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Definitely Christine kochanski, your definitely ace rimmer. Smoke me a kipper skipper.. If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters at 1300 hrs... smothered in honey. Whadda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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