ChildeHarold Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 27/02/2021 at 08:53, Roadkill said: They want to start trials soon to study the effect it would have if they just happen to give prisoners a spliff. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56215137 My guess would be that the harder stuff will still find its way in and still find its way to its loyalest of customers, the only difference being that cunts are going to get the munchies and lose motivation over all of that reforming stuff they're supposed to be getting on with. Three meals a day, no rent, free education and now free weed. If it wasn't for all the anal rape I'd be tempted. Don't anal-yse it too much RK. We all want you to do what's best for you (and fun for us to jeer at) and jump straight in with the glistening black heavyweights showering after an intense gym session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Weed for Prisoners How much would a slightly manky Peter Sutcliffe, a Rose West and poor, pathetic embezzeler get me? Terms and conditions say that the prisoner has to be alive and kicking rather than mouldy and decomposing, so you can have four ounces of sensimilla for the embezzler, but you might want to bury or burn the other two sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Terms and conditions say that the prisoner has to be alive and kicking rather than mouldy and decomposing, so you can have four ounces of sensimilla for the embezzler, but you might want to bury or burn the other two sharpish. Rose West is still alive. She's more into alcohol than drugs. She was heard to say on numerous occasions that she couldn't wait to get home and murder a couple of Tenants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rose West is still alive. She's more into alcohol than drugs. She was heard to say on numerous occasions that she couldn't wait to get home and murder a couple of Tenants. When was the last time you and Rose had contact? Remember you're under toasth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: When was the last time you and Rose had contact? Remember you're under toasth. What exactly are you implying, Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't anal-yse it too much RK. We all want you to do what's best for you (and fun for us to jeer at) and jump straight in with the glistening black heavyweights showering after an intense gym session. I think you might be "projecting" here a bit, Harold. RK is not into this kind of depraved perversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite right Eddie, you're the best on here. Do not confuse me with a dead man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rose West is still alive. She's more into alcohol than drugs. She was heard to say on numerous occasions that she couldn't wait to get home and murder a couple of Tenants. There was a guard on the railway who was based at Chester and was known to both staff and passengers as "The Murderer" because his stock phrase was "I could murder a pint missus". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: When was the last time you and Rose had contact? Remember you're under toasth. Is "toasth" a special edible form of legal oath ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: There was a guard on the railway who was based at Chester and was known to both staff and passengers as "The Murderer" because his stock phrase was "I could murder a pint missus". The bird I was shacked up with in 2000, worked on the catering side of the railway on the lines running from Colchester into Walton on the Naze, clacton etc'. There was a female passenger nicknamed the 'Black Widow'. Very smartly, expensively dressed and looked like Lesley Joseph. She got on the train every evening at 4:30, started necking vodka miniatures and then introducing herself to male passengers. The train crews had kept a scoreboard. As of about 2001, she'd been caught shagging in the vestibule 8 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bird I was shacked up with in 2000, worked on the catering side of the railway on the lines running from Colchester into Walton on the Naze, clacton etc'. There was a female passenger nicknamed the 'Black Widow'. Very smartly, expensively dressed and looked like Lesley Joseph. She got on the train every evening at 4:30, started necking vodka miniatures and then introducing herself to male passengers. The train crews had kept a scoreboard. As of about 2001, she'd been caught shagging in the vestibule 8 times. The outfit I worked for had something called the "90 Miles Per Hour Club" members had to be caught in the back cab giving a trolley Girl (or Boy) a length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The outfit I worked for had something called the "90 Miles Per Hour Club" members had to be caught in the back cab giving a trolley Girl (or Boy) a length. I’d like to give you a length. A length of lead pipe across the back of your skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 On 02/03/2021 at 09:44, Dawn Chorus said: There was a guard on the railway who was based at Chester and was known to both staff and passengers as "The Murderer" because his stock phrase was "I could murder a pint missus". Fascinating as ever. If we were to count up the shite you've posted here that refers to your dreary past life as a ticket puncher on the choo choos it would make up half of your output. The other 50% are of course bland, unamusing mind dumps pertaining to your dreary current life. Cull yourself from this site and take dopey shits like Rollo and HTS with you, as you simply bring no malice or humour to bear on any subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 On 01/03/2021 at 02:01, White Cunt said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50563163 Indeed they do. I wonder, how many look like Frank? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I wonder, how many look like Frank? Twitchy leg syndrome is rather common but I have no idea about wig uptake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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