Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 15 hours ago, Frank said: Whats happening here Decco? Do something, Francis. The Corner is a fucking shambles and the weekend high point is penned by Decs who’s as pissed as a cunt. Yet you just sit there and let it happen. You’re a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The Doc has never quite got over being savaged by @Wolfie over a year ago and has never forgiven me for highlighting the fact. As soon as he moves on from that event the sooner the real, and very capable former CC big hitter will return….imho, with all due sycophancy, etc… You're clearly a forgiving man DC, I remember him having hissy fits at your good self and King Billy. He's clearly an angry and massively insecure little man, with a bum fluff 'beard' to match lol. You clearly know more about him than I do, was he called Doc before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 42 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You're clearly a forgiving man DC, I remember him having hissy fits at your good self and King Billy. He's clearly an angry and massively insecure little man, with a bum fluff 'beard' to match lol. You clearly know more about him than I do, was he called Doc before? It was before our triumphal debut, Raaso. I believe he was Dr Cunt. I’m not sure…one of the grown-ups will know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It was before our triumphal debut, Raaso. I believe he was Dr Cunt. I’m not sure…one of the grown-ups will know. Whatever he was called, I never liked him from the beginning. He uses too much teenage slang type shit for my liking, and he's far too sensitive and emotional. He needs a slap and a kick up the bollocks in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Whatever he was called, I never liked him from the beginning. He uses too much teenage slang type shit for my liking, and he's far too sensitive and emotional. He needs a slap and a kick up the bollocks in my opinion. Doc is a fellow bog dweller with me and Dickless so you'll appreciate the fact that I think your opinion is actually a load of bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 38 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Doc is a fellow bog dweller with me and Dickless so you'll appreciate the fact that I think your opinion is actually a load of bollocks. Blimey, you're Mr talkative this evening aren't you Big Bollock? Are you on the Cherry coke again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Blimey, you're Mr talkative this evening aren't you Big Bollock? Are you on the Cherry coke again? I've been on-call a lot recently (staff shortages! apparently, but we're still paying for over a million cunts to sit on their arses doing fuck all) but not tonight, so I'm enjoying a tipple to get me conditioned for the Norwich Beer Festival which I plan to visit on the 27th. Dickless or Goober, if you plan on visiting I'll buy you a pint and if it all gets a bit much for you we can have a straightener in the cloisters if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've been on-call a lot recently (staff shortages! apparently, but we're still paying for over a million cunts to sit on their arses doing fuck all) but not tonight, What have you been on-call for Big Bollock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've been on-call a lot recently (staff shortages! apparently, but we're still paying for over a million cunts to sit on their arses doing fuck all) but not tonight, so I'm enjoying a tipple to get me conditioned for the Norwich Beer Festival which I plan to visit on the 27th. Dickless or Goober, if you plan on visiting I'll buy you a pint and if it all gets a bit much for you we can have a straightener in the cloisters if you like. ‘The Brown Bottle’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm enjoying a tipple to get me conditioned for the Norwich Beer Festival which I plan to visit on the 27th. Are you showing your Horse at the Norwich Deer festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘The Brown Bottle’ Bums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've been on-call a lot recently (staff shortages! apparently, but we're still paying for over a million cunts to sit on their arses doing fuck all) but not tonight, so I'm enjoying a tipple to get me conditioned for the Norwich Beer Festival which I plan to visit on the 27th. Dickless or Goober, if you plan on visiting I'll buy you a pint and if it all gets a bit much for you we can have a straightener in the cloisters if you like. Will Ape be joining you? You must have invited him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What have you been on-call for Big Bollock? 24hr refrigerator repair man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 15 hours ago, ProfB said: Bums? ‘The Brown Bottle’ is a superhero. He’s a mild mannered office clerk who gets steaming drunk on brown ale and fights crime by turning up at the scene and vomiting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘The Brown Bottle’ is a superhero. He’s a mild mannered office clerk who gets steaming drunk on brown ale and fights crime by turning up at the scene and vomiting. He's currently on the case to catch his arch-nemesis 'The Brown Fist'. Dozens of prostitutes have been found dead in recent months in the seedy back alleys of Lowestoft. The only clues left at each scene so far have been half eaten Ginster pasties and cum-drenched, Arsenal Panini cards. 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The only clues left at each scene so far have been half eaten Ginster pasties and cum-drenched, Arsenal Panini cards. 🤔 2 standards for 1 shiny… swapsie law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 2 standards for 1 shiny… swapsie law. LIKE 2 birds in a bush, is worth 1 in the hand - is that what you are saying ERIC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: LIKE 2 birds in a bush, is worth 1 in the hand - is that what you are saying ERIC? It’s a boy thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It’s a boy thing What, I need to be a man to understand - is that what you are saying Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: What, I need to be a man to understand - is that what you are saying Eric? Unless you collected Panini football stickers when you were a kid, probably, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 41 minutes ago, ProfB said: What, I need to be a man to understand You should have no problems there then, Optimus Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Decimus said: He's currently on the case to catch his arch-nemesis 'The Brown Fist'. Dozens of prostitutes have been found dead in recent months in the seedy back alleys of Lowestoft. The only clues left at each scene so far have been half eaten Ginster pasties and cum-drenched, Arsenal Panini cards. 🤔 Apparently police have discovered a set of tyre tracks at a few of the crime scenes. But the tyres are so fucking bald they can't ID the tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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