Cuntybaws Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's numero uno? Was, is, and probably always will be Sarah Jessica Parker. Looking more horse-like than your average horse is a major factor, of course, but having the audacity to bring out a perfume called "Lovely" pretty much sealed the deal on the cunt front too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Aussie actress Judith McGrath could be top ten material. She died in 2017. Choked on a sugar lump, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She died in 2017. Choked on a sugar lump, probably. Chelsea Clinton could be mistaken for a runner in the 3:15 at Kempton Park, nose bag wearing, braying fucking mare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sarah Jessica Parker South park fucking hated her. The Tale of Scrote McBoogerballs. "Why is a transvestite donkey witch standing next you and why is it wearing a dress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She died in 2017. Choked on a sugar lump, probably. I heard she had to be shot after a fall at The Melbourne Cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Was, is, and probably always will be Sarah Jessica Parker. Looking more horse-like than your average horse is a major factor, of course, but having the audacity to bring out a perfume called "Lovely" pretty much sealed the deal on the cunt front too. Sorry to read SJP has an Old Firm like iron grip on the title, I’ll keep the faith with Steph McGovern and hope it’s 1984 all over gain soon. Everyone keeps saying it is, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 On 29/06/2021 at 06:11, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell! Just flicking through the channels and caught sight of her on a preview for countdown. She looks like one of those robots the Japs knock out at techie conventions. Theres more wrinkles on a billiard ball than this harridan's boat race. I'd be surprised if she could do a crafty wink at the end of Weakest Link. Maybe a crafty wank. The wink is much misunderstood. It’s actually a nervous tic, brought on from her days feigning alcoholism to ward off Robert Maxwell who kept offering her a week on Lady Ghislaine if she’d take it up the wrong ‘un over the photocopier. If memory serves I think the late Derek Jameson had a thing or two to say about La Robinson and her antics in the Newsroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's numero uno? Carrie Symonds/Johnson. Even Matt Hancock probably wouldn’t fuck it. Probably.the length of the queue and the stench of her flange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chelsea Clinton could be mistaken for a runner in the 3:15 at Kempton Park, nose bag wearing, braying fucking mare That’s a bit unfair Stubbs. The girls an absolute genius. Right up there with Hunter Biden. They’ve both made tens of millions of dollars (absolutely legitimately) despite being disadvantaged by having the parents they were born with. True geniuses. And Hunter did it all with a massive crack habit too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 I`ve always regarded Margaret as the benchmark really, Pfizer say it can be done with blackout curtains, silence and a tablet the size of a Weetabix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 16:56, Hokey Gingers said: I`ve always regarded Margaret as the benchmark really, Pfizer say it can be done with blackout curtains, silence and a tablet the size of a Weetabix. Margaret really should become a Peaceful and adopt the letterbox apparel. It would not only improve her standing in the wokie Labour Party but save the rest of us from having to gaze upon such a fuck up. I reckon Frank would give her a rooting though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: Margaret really should become a Peaceful and adopt the letterbox apparel. It would not only improve her standing in the wokie Labour Party but save the rest of us from having to gaze upon such a fuck up. I reckon Frank would give her a rooting though. I doubt it. Even a fugly beast like her must have a line they won’t cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Margaret really should become a Peaceful and adopt the letterbox apparel. It would not only improve her standing in the wokie Labour Party but save the rest of us from having to gaze upon such a fuck up. I reckon Frank would give her a rooting though. Speaking of peacefuls; I’ll give out 50 quid and all the kebabs you can eat (another 50 quids worth no doubt) if you cruise down Finchley high street in your cripple chariot and full kike regalia of stupid hat, gaylord curl things and nazi- esque black suit. I’m sure the local dish-dash wearing cut throat Muslims with evil beady eyes will really appreciate it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 05/07/2021 at 00:25, judgetwi said: Margaret really should become a Peaceful and adopt the letterbox apparel. It would not only improve her standing in the wokie Labour Party but save the rest of us from having to gaze upon such a fuck up. I reckon Frank would give her a rooting though. 88. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 03/07/2021 at 16:56, Hokey Gingers said: I`ve always regarded Margaret as the benchmark really, Pfizer say it can be done with blackout curtains, silence and a tablet the size of a Weetabix. Is this Chelsea Clinton? She looks fab. She's like me, an hearing aid wearer. You look good Chelsea, whatever you are doing, keep doing it, as you are doing right. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 32 minutes ago, ProfB said: She's like me, an hearing aid wearer Oh yeah. I’ve always had a thing about women with hearing aids. Not in a weird way or anything. And colostomy bags, but that is definitely in a weird way. Thankfully no one except me knows about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 05/07/2021 at 21:56, Stubby Pecker said: Speaking of peacefuls; I’ll give out 50 quid and all the kebabs you can eat (another 50 quids worth no doubt) if you cruise down Finchley high street in your cripple chariot and full kike regalia of stupid hat, gaylord curl things and nazi- esque black suit. I’m sure the local dish-dash wearing cut throat Muslims with evil beady eyes will really appreciate it I detect a certain animosity here. Some might call it “abusive behaviour” and deserving of the dreaded Red Triangle. Oh no, what a twat I am eh? That only applies to people who take the piss out of the self appointed fuhrer Mr Roops and ruffle his bird of paradise feathers. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 18:09, judgetwi said: I detect a certain animosity here. Some might call it “abusive behaviour” and deserving of the dreaded Red Triangle. Oh no, what a twat I am eh? That only applies to people who take the piss out of the self appointed fuhrer Mr Roops and ruffle his bird of paradise feathers. Do carry on. We’re all getting a bit sick of your moaning every other post. Roops must have put you in special measures for a reason- abusing a mod is not wise, especially in your case as they all think you’re a fucking bore and a total cunt to boot. I suggest you take you medicine and shove it up your filthy jew arsehole while you’re doing it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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