scotty Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Would you be interested in hearing about how you can reclaim some of your lost prestige? It's a fairly simple plan. Assuming it involves bleach and a cremation, I'll contribute. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, scotty said: Assuming it involves bleach and a cremation, I'll contribute. What are your thoughts on the Pen creature, Scotty? When I first joined, I genuinely thought it was a harmless old eccentric, a bit shit and more than a bit lonely. I went out of my way not to cunt its constant posting of bland, pointless shite about trains or obscure northern towns, because it felt wrong to target it. I think others have been drawn into that false sense of security, though. It took me over a year to realise what a shit stirring, trolling piece of fucking scum Pen really is, easily on par with Frank. If there's ever a feud, it will insinuate itself into it, and its constant arselicking of Frank is on another level of horrific sycophancy. Is there anyone on here who enjoys Pen's contributions? I'm genuinely interested to hear from you if you do. @Frank and @dave need not reply, one is an aforementioned shit stirring cunt, and the other is a shit obsessed freak who will say that he likes anything I don't, for the simple reason that he's a rattled, fucking moron. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: What are your thoughts on the Pen creature, Scotty? When I first joined, I genuinely thought it was a harmless old eccentric, a bit shit and more than a bit lonely. I went out of my way not to cunt its constant posting of bland, pointless shite about trains or obscure northern towns, because it felt wrong to target it. I think others have been drawn into that false sense of security, though. It took me over a year to realise what a shit stirring, trolling piece of fucking scum Pen really is, easily on par with Frank. If there's ever a feud, it will insinuate itself into it, and its constant arselicking of Frank is on another level of horrific sycophancy. Is there anyone on here who enjoys Pen's contributions? I'm genuinely interested to hear from you if you do. I seem to recall a pm conversation along these lines, into which the Pen character dropped entirely uninvited to inform the participants that s/he is what s/he coyly referred to as "a guarrrd". My opinion of it hasn't altered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 51 minutes ago, scotty said: I seem to recall a pm conversation along these lines, into which the Pen character dropped entirely uninvited to inform the participants that s/he is what s/he coyly referred to as "a guarrrd". My opinion of it hasn't altered. Good to see you back Scotty. The cryogenics adventure didn’t go as planned? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: You mention Frank in nearly every other post. I know I hurt you back in the day, Stubbs, but after terminating all communication between us over 5 years ago, this is not normal behaviour for a grown man. What’s going on in your tiny mind? Members of the board must think you’re fucking thick. Terminating all communication? You scaffold plank pig shit thick cunt; I say your name and more often than not you come back with some wholly ineffectual, piss weak drivel like the above. I genuinely enjoy winding you up with the other like minded lads here who see you as the spaghetti legged bender you are. It’s a nice little game we play to see you make a right proper cunt off yourself time and again Now fuck off and wring the rent boy spunk out your twisted knickers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Terminating all communication? You scaffold plank pig shit thick cunt; I say your name and more often than not you come back with some wholly ineffectual, piss weak drivel like the above. I genuinely enjoy winding you up with the other like minded lads here who see you as the spaghetti legged bender you are. It’s a nice little game we play to see you make a right proper cunt off yourself time and again Now fuck off and wring the rent boy spunk out your twisted knickers Thank you, stubby. I have nothing further to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 On 30/07/2021 at 15:55, Roadkill said: It was probably the only pussy the Crystal Maze looking cunt could get. What a fucking sicko - cunt's bones should be ground down into cat litter - feet first. Great idea: get two eurasian Lynx and put them in a room. Take him to the room and tell him, as a special treat, that there's a couple of pussy cats behind the door that need disposing of. Open the door and shove the cunt in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank you, stubby. I have nothing further to add. Please, please add some more; that you have genuine cancer which is making your life a living hell and you’re about to take a bath- with the toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Great idea: get two eurasian Lynx and put them in a room. Take him to the room and tell him, as a special treat, that there's a couple of pussy cats behind the door that need disposing of. Open the door and shove the cunt in. I’d be tempted to suggest Siberian tigers but they’d finish the job with one swipe of their massive razor claw tipped paws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d be tempted to suggest Siberian tigers but they’d finish the job with one swipe of their massive razor claw tipped paws. Or get Charles Bronson, or whatever the deranged bugger goes by now, to dress in a Silvester the cat suit and wait for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or get Charles Bronson, or whatever the deranged bugger goes by now, to dress in a Silvester the cat suit and wait for him. Apparently Charles Arthur Salvador has now renounced violence but sure he could come out of retirement to nut this wanker to a bloody pulp. Your professional banged up thuggish villains hate animal abuse as much as the rest. He’ll have watch his back forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Good to see you back Scotty. The cryogenics adventure didn’t go as planned? Sadly, she defrosted in the recent heatwave Bill. Mind you, the sex was the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or get Charles Bronson, or whatever the deranged bugger goes by now, to dress in a Silvester the cat suit and wait for him. George Galloway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 23 minutes ago, scotty said: Sadly, she defrosted in the recent heatwave Bill. Mind you, the sex was the same. Just put her back. She'll freeze in no time. That's what Frank does with Ming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 20 minutes ago, scotty said: Sadly, she defrosted in the recent heatwave Bill. Mind you, the sex was the same. Frank swears by it. He said it’s the best sex he’s ever had, with a woman, albeit a dead frozen woman. And he’s the best on here. Or so he keeps reminding everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Frank swears by it. He said it’s the best sex he’s ever had, with a woman, albeit a dead frozen woman. And he’s the best on here. Or so he keeps reminding everyone. He has to move her to get to the Findus frozen mousakkas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He has to move her to get to the Findus frozen mousakkas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Would you be interested in hearing about how you can reclaim some of your lost prestige? It's a fairly simple plan. is that the James Dean 'I'm basically shit but my death will boost my career" plan? Also used by Elvis and Kurt Cobain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 I bet that this cunt is having kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 10 hours ago, ratcum said: is that the James Dean 'I'm basically shit but my death will boost my career" plan? Also used by Elvis and Kurt Cobain? Your glorious Führer has been pulling the same trick for the last 75 years since his faked suicide in his bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Your glorious Führer has been pulling the same trick for the last 75 years since his faked suicide in his bunker. you're not worthy of speaking his name, you sub-creature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're not worthy of speaking his name, you sub-creature That is My Struggle, not yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 16 hours ago, ratcum said: is that the James Dean 'I'm basically shit but my death will boost my career" plan? Also used by Elvis and Kurt Cobain? I'm very intelligent. I've got more brains than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm very intelligent. I've got more brains than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling. He killed himself in a room above the garage... The garage ceiling itself was thick as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He killed himself Or did he? 🤔 Billy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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