Neil Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 The BBC have really pushed the cunting boat out today, the cricket report states that 4 'batters' were out for a duck, batters for fuck sake! not batsman or batsmen but batters. BBC please note that I fucking hate you so fucking much right now. I heard Matt Lucy's on radio 2 yesterday say that he was keeping an eye on the mens diving on the screen whilst he was broadcasting and that he'd "quite like to keep on watching the sights " and that he'd forget about the show he was presenting. Imagine Mark Chapman doing the same if he was watching the female beach volleyball, he'd be sacked,slated,condemned and never heard of again, utter two-faced cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 "Batters" is just a step along the transitional route towards "botters", soon to followed by "arse butlers". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Batters" is just a step along the transitional route towards "botters", soon to followed by "arse butlers". Batty men, more like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Batty men, more like. Batty PERSONS, you sexist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: The BBC have really pushed the cunting boat out today, the cricket report states that 4 'batters' were out for a duck, batters for fuck sake! not batsman or batsmen but batters. BBC please note that I fucking hate you so fucking much right now. I heard Matt Lucy's on radio 2 yesterday say that he was keeping an eye on the mens diving on the screen whilst he was broadcasting and that he'd "quite like to keep on watching the sights " and that he'd forget about the show he was presenting. Imagine Mark Chapman doing the same if he was watching the female beach volleyball, he'd be sacked,slated,condemned and never heard of again, utter two-faced cunts You should watch Alex Belfield ( the voice of reason) on YouTube. He was a journo for them and they sacked him for speaking out about their practices. He fucking hates them with passion. They got the Notts gendarme to go and arrest him for slagging them off. He's suing the fuck out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: The BBC have really pushed the cunting boat out today, the cricket report states that 4 'batters' were out for a duck, batters for fuck sake! not batsman or batsmen but batters. BBC please note that I fucking hate you so fucking much right now. I heard Matt Lucy's on radio 2 yesterday say that he was keeping an eye on the mens diving on the screen whilst he was broadcasting and that he'd "quite like to keep on watching the sights " and that he'd forget about the show he was presenting. Imagine Mark Chapman doing the same if he was watching the female beach volleyball, he'd be sacked,slated,condemned and never heard of again, utter two-faced cunts Whenever the BBC announce they’re covering a cricket match it’s alway proceeded by ‘men’s’ What fucking useless cunts they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should watch Alex Belfield ( the voice of reason) on YouTube. He was a journo for them and they sacked him for speaking out about their practices. He fucking hates them with passion. They got the Notts gendarme to go and arrest him for slagging them off. He's suing the fuck out of them. That was in May .. it seems that the case is being progressed with him being up in court in November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whenever the BBC announce they’re covering a cricket match it’s alway proceeded by ‘men’s’ What fucking useless cunts they are They have been preceding with "mens" for at least 40 years ever since the Rachel Heyho-Flint has been pushing the womens' game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should watch Alex Belfield ( the voice of reason) on YouTube. He was a journo for them and they sacked him for speaking out about their practices. He fucking hates them with passion. They got the Notts gendarme to go and arrest him for slagging them off. He's suing the fuck out of them. He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Hokey Gingers said: He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite. I did notice when I googled him that the Daily Express is one of his backers. It is probably that old problem where his star has shined early and he has reached as high as he will ever go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite. Yeah I agree. He hates the BBC and he talks sense but he’s a right posh cunt and a bit gay. Of course that shouldn’t make any difference to what he has to say but i’m old school so it fucking does. I contrast him, and posh knobs like Nick Ferrari, with Sir Nigel. Sir Nigel is obviously posh, like Ferrari he went to Dulwich College, but he has a way of talking to people that betrays his background and doesn’t wind working class trash like me up. As I say, it shouldn’t make a difference but it fucking does for me. Perhaps i’m just a cunt? No need for any comment from Mr Roops thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 21 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite. He does a wicked Diane Abbott. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 8 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite. He has the perfect face for radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: womens' game They were known as "ladies" in those days but apparently, that's offensive too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They were known as "ladies" in those days but apparently, that's offensive too. Actually usually wimmins cricket. The only real surprise is that mens cricket has not become mins creeket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 Quiet on here today. Has Pen died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Quiet on here today. Has Pen died? hopefully 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: the womens' game. Talking of the Womens' game, what did you think of the womens' +87kg weightlifting? Did Laurel have a bigger cock than you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of the Womens' game, what did you think of the womens' +87kg weightlifting? Did Laurel have a bigger cock than you? Is that an extra large Dyson? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Is that an extra large Dyson? One that's got a full cylinder from recently being involved in cleaning out the back of a Bedford Rascal.., probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of the Womens' game, what did you think of the womens' +87kg weightlifting? Did Laurel have a bigger cock than you? I would think that being on steroids and the rest that "she" would have a micro-cock .. perhaps bigger than yours though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: hopefully no .. have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: I would think that being on steroids and the rest that "she" would have a micro-cock .. perhaps bigger than yours though Have you managed to get one of those Braille tellys yet you stupid blind old cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Have you managed to get one of those Braille tellys yet you stupid blind old cunt? ⠀⠽⠑⠎ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 Just looking at the rest of BBC1s itenerary tonight: 22.35-23.35 The Rap game with Ghetts (no neither do I) and Dizzee Rascal 23.35-00.05 Being British Bangladeshi- I'm sure Whitey will take a bashing in that and then 00.05-04.00 The Olympics Live- loads of foreigners running around and throwing things. Pile of wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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