Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like a mad scientist has spliced Jacinda Adern's and a geko's DNA. Which is a vast improvement Looks like Roddy Piper needs to kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Holy shit doc, what a beast. If I found a cunt like that, wanking would be a no no- I’d euthanize the bastard to protect the gene pool Besides, with choppers like that we couldn’t share a cigarette after our “very important and 100% necessary field work” Priorities all wrong there, Stubbs. Photos, DNA analysis, peer reviewed paper, new species recognised, name it after some cunt you dislike, size 10 boot and wipe it off on a red list plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Lose what Frank? The ability to form coherent sentences? Thick fucking cunt. Excellent PC. Cunting Frank off will definitely reduce the ferocity of quite a few of the kicks coming your way. You’re showing some potential already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Frank said: I’m something else. Fucking retard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Goober said: You stupid fucking cunt. Stubby isn't a bricklayer, he's a highly educated man that wanks off newts for a living. He’s amphibidextrous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 9 hours ago, King Billy said: He’s amphibidextrous. Despite Stubby's legendary stealth, the amphibians of the the South West have grown accustomed to the approach of size 10 DMS boots and prepare accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like Roddy Piper needs to kill it. They Live. Fantastic. I'm watching Slap Shot and halfway through an argie Malbec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 13 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Yes. I got that about Frank almost immediately. Too late to spare myself sadly. Snookered. But I catch on quickly, won't be happening again. He got a like for it. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I spoke to Withers earlier. His geese hate Bubba. He’s had a warning. If he shows his face on the corner again, he’s gonna get fucked up. I know you’re reading this, scrotes, you oily piece of shit. Fuck right off, you mongrel scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 18 hours ago, Goober said: @Stubby Pecker? Have you ever given a reptile (not Ereptile) one off the cuff? Not yet. Amphibians only so far. I’d imagine trying to wank off a Komodo dragon or a fuck off massive king cobra would be extremely foolish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like Roddy Piper needs to kill it. Hell comes to frog town- B movie gold Check out They Live and the epic punch up between Piper and Keith David that just keeps going- rumour has it they’re still knocking shit out of each other to this day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hell comes to frog town- B movie gold Check out They Live and the epic punch up between Piper and Keith David that just keeps going- rumour has it they’re still knocking shit out of each other to this day It was copied move for move in the 'cripple fight' between Jimmy and Timmy in South Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 58 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not yet. Amphibians only so far. I’d imagine trying to wank off a Komodo dragon or a fuck off massive king cobra would be extremely foolish It doesn't stop some cunts... "JESUS, CALM DOWN, IT'S ONLY A FUCKING FISH!" - Steve Irwin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It doesn't stop some cunts... "JESUS, CALM DOWN, IT'S ONLY A FUCKING FISH!" - Steve Irwin. Perhaps that’s why it stung him- he was trying to knock one out of it or “jam his finger up its butt” (another South Park ref when he gets minced to death in helicopter blades) I watch croc hunter with the kids, it’s hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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