scotty Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not the Sweeney one, Dennis Waterman used to stick his pinkie out like a gay. I do 'The Professionals' one like Bodie & Doyle. You'll be telling me next that you have a perm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: You'll be telling me next that you have a perm. Only in a pubic sense. It's perplexing that the hair on my head is mostly greying now, yet my pubes are still dark brown... must be because I don't have any worries down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I decided upon a low key comeback How's that working out, Major? 🤔😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only in a pubic sense. It's perplexing that the hair on my head is mostly greying now, yet my pubes are still dark brown... must be because I don't have any worries down there. Greying is partly genetic and partly related to stress and, dare one say it, overwork. Maybe better not to advertise that you still have luxurious, grey free, curly clock springs. Someone might jump to the wrong conclusion related to inactivity in that region. On the bright side, Eric, I've seen many recommendations that women that are insensate because they've been spiked (funny how the reported symptoms of being spiked precisely mirror being utterly wasted on alcopops) report it to a door supervisor. I can see door staff of some establishments clubbing together to buy a comfy mattress to be located behind the bottle bins. Form an orderly queue gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Goober said: Greying is partly genetic and partly related to stress and, dare one say it, overwork. Maybe better not to advertise that you still have luxurious, grey free, curly clock springs. Someone might jump to the wrong conclusion related to inactivity in that region. On the bright side, Eric, I've seen many recommendations that women that are insensate because they've been spiked (funny how the reported symptoms of being spiked precisely mirror being utterly wasted on alcopops) report it to a door supervisor. I can see door staff of some establishments clubbing together to buy a comfy mattress to be located behind the bottle bins. Form an orderly queue gentlemen. They're quite happy with the side of a recycling bin when they're shitfaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Goober said: Greying is partly genetic and partly related to stress and, dare one say it, overwork. Maybe better not to advertise that you still have luxurious, grey free, curly clock springs. Someone might jump to the wrong conclusion related to inactivity in that region. On the bright side, Eric, I've seen many recommendations that women that are insensate because they've been spiked (funny how the reported symptoms of being spiked precisely mirror being utterly wasted on alcopops) report it to a door supervisor. I can see door staff of some establishments clubbing together to buy a comfy mattress to be located behind the bottle bins. Form an orderly queue gentlemen. You're on form tonight Goober. Casual racism and now promoting raping young ladies. What's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're on form tonight Goober. Casual racism and now promoting raping young ladies. What's next? I'm not promoting it, but I'm a realist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only in a pubic sense. It's perplexing that the hair on my head is mostly greying now, yet my pubes are still dark brown... must be because I don't have any worries down there. Try washing your cock and balls once in a while you dirty cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Try washing your cock and balls The cocks easy but I can’t get my balls out of the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Try washing your cock and balls once in a while you dirty cunt Honestly Stubbs, the hair on my head is full salt & pepper, yet downstairs looks like Cyrano De Bergerac peering out from the back of Tom Jones's head in 1971. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 On 29/10/2021 at 13:34, Major Cunt said: Hold your fucking horse's, Polanski... Firstly, if you had ever made it above special-needs constable then you'd at least have a working knowledge of the english penal (don't cum on your pvc covered sofa yet) system. With the above comment only the fucking retarded would buy your Ray Winstone-esque hard detective veneer, but I'd imagine the Joker would happily play Carter. Secondly, most cunt's on here with an ounce of witt and savvy routinely laugh at your rants and special status. Stick to shouting "I'm watching The facking Sweeney" at the visiting carer's as you're no Jack Reagan, but you're absolute comedy gold in the we're laughing at you stakes so don't go changing. I actually find you fucking hilarious, and this gaff wouldn't be the same without you. I've also just discovered that you tried your hand in local politics, a gem that I shall return to in Jew course. Shalom! Marjorie you really should take some time to understand the difference between the possessive and non possessive apostrophe. I expect the Prison Education Service isn’t up to much these days with all these illiterate Peacefuls they have to deal with but i’m beginning to wonder if you went to school at all. You childlike narrative is tedious enough as it is but these basic errors are beginning to annoy me. Shape up you knobjockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Marjorie you really should take some time to understand the difference between the possessive and non possessive apostrophe. I expect the Prison Education Service isn’t up to much these days with all these illiterate Peacefuls they have to deal with but i’m beginning to wonder if you went to school at all. You childlike narrative is tedious enough as it is but these basic errors are beginning to annoy me. Shape up you knobjockey. You're preaching to an empty room Judge. Major was banned yesterday for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, scotty said: You're preaching to an empty room Judge. Major was banned yesterday for a year. Two months…ridiculous, heavy-handed cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, scotty said: You're preaching to an empty room Judge. Major was banned yesterday for a year. 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Two months…ridiculous, heavy-handed cow. Make up your minds. Poor Marjorie, nobody ever gave him an even break. Still, you can’t say I didn’t warn you about the 🔺🔺Roopsfuhrer 🔺🔺. Give some people a little power and it goes to their heads. Just look at Boris’s old woman for fucks sake. I see she is holding a Nuremberg rally in Glasgow this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 On 30/10/2021 at 00:58, King Billy said: but I can’t get my balls out of the bag. That's no way to speak about your beloved. Show some respect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Make up your minds. Poor Marjorie, nobody ever gave him an even break. Still, you can’t say I didn’t warn you about the 🔺🔺Roopsfuhrer 🔺🔺. Give some people a little power and it goes to their heads. Just look at Boris’s old woman for fucks sake. I see she is holding a Nuremberg rally in Glasgow this week. This was no clarion call for you to drone on about your nemesis yet again, you monotonous, dull Christ-killing cunt. Fuck off and butt a wall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This was no clarion call for you to drone on about your nemesis yet again, you monotonous, dull Christ-killing cunt. Fuck off and butt a wall. I AM the nemesis, splashback! Who the fuck are you to tell me what and when to post shitforbrains? When you’ve extracted your well worn tongue from the Roops arse you can lick my fat hairy one and fuck off while you’re doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: I AM the nemesis, splashback! Who the fuck are you to tell me what and when to post shitforbrains? When you’ve extracted your well worn tongue from the Roops arse you can lick my fat hairy one and fuck off while you’re doing it. …and you were doing so well…kinda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 On 31/10/2021 at 16:02, judgetwi said: Who the fuck are you to tell me what and when to post shitforbrains? Indeed, that's what Roops is for, and I love it that you're well and truly in her pocket. Wind your neck in, stop throwing tantrums and dislodge the Jupiter sized chip off of your shoulder and you may be allowed to post freely by 2024. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 02/11/2021 at 10:14, Decimus said: Indeed, that's what Roops is for, and I love it that you're well and truly in her pocket. Wind your neck in, stop throwing tantrums and dislodge the Jupiter sized chip off of your shoulder and you may be allowed to post freely by 2024. Lol. Fuck off. Of course you love it Hillbillyboy. Free speech is not in your frame of reference is it? No more than Mr Roops. 🔺 Fortunately you can afford to bung him some money and he puts it in his pocket and laughs in your dumb face you saddo. I am piss poor so I can’t compete with you. It’s the way of the world my little dimmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 31/10/2021 at 11:03, and said: That's no way to speak about your beloved. Show some respect. Good morning, turd tonguer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 02/11/2021 at 10:14, Decimus said: Indeed, that's what Roops is for, and I love it that you're well and truly in her pocket. Wind your neck in, stop throwing tantrums and dislodge the Jupiter sized chip off of your shoulder and you may be allowed to post freely by 2024. Lol. Fuck off. Changing the subject, there's a rumour that Frank's gonna be offered the Norwich job! Frank Lampard that is. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Changing the subject, there's a rumour that Frank's gonna be offered the Norwich job! Frank Lampard that is. Thoughts? Given a choice between Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard, bite Frank's fucking hand off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Given a choice between Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard, bite Frank's fucking hand off! He's got to be a better bet than hiring some unknown from the continent. Some clubs think that some German who brings FC Wankberg from the kraut 2nd division to 6th in the top division is gonna cut the mustard in the premiership. At least Lampard knows the premiership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's got to be a better bet than hiring some unknown from the continent. Some clubs think that some German who brings FC Wankberg from the kraut 2nd division to 6th in the top division is gonna cut the mustard in the premiership. At least Lampard knows the premiership. I can't see it, my money is on Kjetil Knutsen. He's foreign, cheap and no cunt has ever heard of him, so a perfect Norwich candidate as they have no intention of trying to stay up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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