Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wouldn’t agree to date a man in the first place. Of course you would, Bill, under duress. Now you've made the mistake of granting me authority to apologise for anything on your behalf, I've got your balls and flaccid micro cock in a vice. King Billy apologises to all Catholics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Yes. He'll need it for the mandate. I can spray it on my tiny malfunctional penis and then Goobers bum might not smell as bad afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Of course you would, Bill, under duress. Now you've made the mistake of granting me authority to apologise for anything on your behalf, I've got your balls and flaccid micro cock in a vice. King Billy apologises to all Catholics. Billy, no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Goober said: I've got your balls and flaccid micro cock in a vice. Did you put it in there after you put it in your bum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: Did you put it in there after you put it in your bum? Fuck’s going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Billy, no! It’s OK. He’s just having one of his premanstrual funny turns. He’ll be back to his dopey self tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck’s going on here? A mandate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck’s going on here? This is worse than booing the Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: This is worse than booing the Queen. You really need to get your court in order, Billy. @KingRollo never had to put up with this sort of thing. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Did you put it in there after you put it in your bum? Bill, you know the closest I'd put any part of my body to that flaccid appendage is when I tighten the vice a couple of turns. There's no chance of your flaccid member being able to violate my virgin bum hole, even in the extremely unlikely event that I granted you permission. With your Rob Beckett teeth, I'm not letting you suck my cock either, however much you beg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: You really need to get your court in order, Billy. @KingRollo never had to put up with this sort of thing. Goodnight. See you on the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You really need to get your court in order, Billy. @KingRollo never had to put up with this sort of thing. Goodnight. King Billy apologises for being a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: See you on the other side. ...In my dreams? Why are you being so gay tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Bill, you know the closest I'd put any part of my body to that flaccid appendage is when I tighten the vice a couple of turns. There's no chance of your flaccid member being able to violate my virgin bum hole, even in the extremely unlikely event that I granted you permission. With your Rob Beckett teeth, I'm not letting you suck my cock either, however much you beg. You had my attention till I got to virgin bum hole, when I realised it was just another dollop of nonsense posted by a feeble minded twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: ...In my dreams? Why are you being so gay tonight? Not me. Gobbler is the one you need to talk to about that sort of thing. He’s come out of the cupboard at last. Fucking queer cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: You had my attention till I got to virgin bum hole, when I realised it was just another dollop of nonsense posted by a feeble minded twit. Apology accepted, not that you have any say about what you apologise for any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Apology accepted, not that have any say about what you apologise for any more. not that have any say? Feeble minded twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: not that have any say? Feeble minded twit. You're floundering here, Bill. I like this authority that you've granted me. I'm going to make full use of it. King Billy apologises for his family's role in the potato famine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: As you clearly haven’t seen the film (which I have in its entirety) but seem to be willing to enter into your usual default ‘I know better than you. You’re a thicko’ mode. If and when you find the time in your very busy life to actually watch it, then your thoughts on it will carry a lot more weight imo. I assume you’ve based everything you’ve said about it on the totally predictable fact checks and fake news nonsense which Google presented you with to protect you from harm and misinformation Sweetheart. As for overturning the 2020 election, that’s not going to happen now but at least the more people who see that fraud did occur on a huge scale and how it was done, the better. Im still waiting for you to explain to me how Trump won 27 of the 28 ‘bellwether counties’ and yet apparently lost? LETS GO BRANDON Thought so, still no rebuttal points, just more flannel with a dollop of whataboutery served on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Thought so, still no rebuttal points, just more flannel with a dollop of whataboutery served on top. Brilliant. Even for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Brilliant. Even for you. You've put a target on your back, Bill, by mentioning bent, Jewish, disabled ex cozzers. I don't know if you're aware of this but we happen to have a punter who ticks all these boxes. He's a formidable foe on these pages (obviously not in person, he's a raspberry). I suspect that the man's part of a Mossad sleeper cell, i mean who's likely to suspect a cluster of four wheelies? You might have to call in a few favours from Johnny Adaire and Mickey Stone and co... Being a mate i just thought i'd give you the heads up, be on your guard! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 51 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You've put a target on your back, Bill, by mentioning bent, Jewish, disabled ex cozzers. I don't know if you're aware of this but we happen to have a punter who ticks all these boxes. He's a formidable foe on these pages (obviously not in person, he's a raspberry). I suspect that the man's part of a Mossad sleeper cell, i mean who's likely to suspect a cluster of four wheelies? You might have to call in a few favours from Johnny Adaire and Mickey Stone and co... Being a mate i just thought i'd give you the heads up, be on your guard! I’ve got no quarrel with The Judge Major. I’ve always found his posts quite funny and tbf I don’t really get why you all seem to hate him. But that’s up to you lot. I’m too busy with all my conspiracy theories and tinfoil hattery at the moment. It’s keeping me very busy currently, but I know I’m on the right track when whatever I say about anything, the Ginger Fuhrer without fail jumps in with her ‘fact checked, Google verified’ 🤣 debunk, within hours. As someone she constantly describes as a ‘thicko’ I feel privileged that she’s willing to spend so much of her intellectually superior and very valuable time on me. Im not worthy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’ve got no quarrel with The Judge Major. I’ve always found his posts quite funny and tbf I don’t really get why you all seem to hate him. But that’s up to you lot. I’m too busy with all my conspiracy theories and tinfoil hattery at the moment. It’s keeping me very busy currently, but I know I’m on the right track when whatever I say about anything, the Ginger Fuhrer without fail jumps in with her ‘fact checked, Google verified’ 🤣 debunk, within hours. As someone she constantly describes as a ‘thicko’ I feel privileged that she’s willing to spend so much of her intellectually superior and very valuable time on me. Im not worthy. There is a shortage of raw aluminium, and what has been processed is stuck between warehouses, ships and ports. I would stock up, unless you recycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve got no quarrel with The Judge Major. I’ve always found his posts quite funny and tbf I don’t really get why you all seem to hate him. But that’s up to you lot. I’m too busy with all my conspiracy theories and tinfoil hattery at the moment. It’s keeping me very busy currently, but I know I’m on the right track when whatever I say about anything, the Ginger Fuhrer without fail jumps in with her ‘fact checked, Google verified’ 🤣 debunk, within hours. As someone she constantly describes as a ‘thicko’ I feel privileged that she’s willing to spend so much of her intellectually superior and very valuable time on me. Im not worthy. I've no real hatred of our learned alcoholic friend, in fact i often find his posts amusing. We've just got a game of chess in play and i often put him in check but occasionally he turns me over - not in the biblical sense, obviously. It's the internet for fucks sake and and a fact i presume he's aware of. You've got your hands full with Mrs R and are endeavouring to prevail where many have fallen. I wish you good fortune in the ongoing war and hope you can pull of a pincer movement! No surrender! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: There is a shortage of raw aluminium, and what has been processed is stuck between warehouses, ships and ports. I would stock up, unless you recycle. Would you like the formula for transparent aloominerm? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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