Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Jess Davies is an "Instagram influencer" which apparently passes as a job these days. In my limited understanding of such matters I believe it involves posting things on the internet so brainless shallow morons can "like" it tell all their equally dense friends. Over the years she's said she has received hundreds of unsolicited obscene images, a crime now called cyberflashing. "Outrage!" I hear the public cry, "it's terrible that this poor Taff lass is bombarded with pictures of grott!!" However, if we step back and take into account that the lovely Miss Davies is a former glamour model whose sole purpose in life was to pose for airbrushed images and videos with her tits and arse out for blokes to wank over, my sympathy at least, goes out the window. It's you're bed love, I suggest you lie in it. Nobody was forcing you to strip off starkers. Essential evidence below 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jess Davies is an "Instagram influencer" which apparently passes as a job these days. In my limited understanding of such matters I believe it involves posting things on the internet so brainless shallow morons can "like" it tell all their equally dense friends. Over the years she's said she has received hundreds of unsolicited obscene images, a crime now called cyberflashing. "Outrage!" I hear the public cry, "it's terrible that this poor Taff lass is bombarded with pictures of grott!!" However, if we step back and take into account that the lovely Miss Davies is a former glamour model whose sole purpose in life was to pose for airbrushed images and videos with her tits and arse out for blokes to wank over, my sympathy at least, goes out the window. It's you're bed love, I suggest you lie in it. Nobody was forcing you to strip off starkers. Essential evidence below With that WBC champion's jaw and hands the size of a navvy's, I'd wager that "she's" also sent a few unsolicited dick pics in "her" time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 I was going to cunt this pointless, lobotomised cuntess yesterday when the BBC made this story #4 on their ‘globally newsworthy’ news list. @Rev…what say ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I was going to cunt this pointless, lobotomised cuntess yesterday when the BBC made this story #4 on their ‘globally newsworthy’ news list. @Rev…what say ye? I'm sure Rev will stick to his usual moral code and point out, very politely, that whilst she is moderately attractive, he is otherwise entwined with another lady to whom he is completely devoted, and wouldn't dare step outside of the bounds of matrimony with this particular female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Influencer..what a marvellous world we live in.. beats work any day tho PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Influencer..what a marvellous world we live in.. beats work any day tho PANZERMURPHYBABY Well, she’s clearly ‘influenced’ you to not post about Brexit or Britain for once. Spudcoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Well, she’s clearly ‘influenced’ you to not post about Brexit or Britain for once. Spudcoon. I guess she can add that to her list of achievements, for when 'her' looks have gone and she's forced to get a proper job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm sure Rev will stick to his usual moral code and point out, very politely, that whilst she is moderately attractive, he is otherwise entwined with another lady to whom he is completely devoted, and wouldn't dare step outside of the bounds of matrimony with this particular female. I think it fair to say that a discerning bastard like myself is driven by pragmatism, hence, I'd fuck the piss out of her until her paraurethral ducts resembled a pair of weather-beaten ghillie's waders. Then I'd have her summarily executed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rev said: I think it fair to say that a discerning bastard like myself is driven by pragmatism, hence, I'd fuck the piss out of her until her paraurethral ducts resembled a pair of weather-beaten ghillie's waders. Then I'd have her summarily executed. You old, romantic, cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rev said: I think it fair to say that a discerning bastard like myself is driven by pragmatism, hence, I'd fuck the piss out of her until her paraurethral ducts resembled a pair of weather-beaten ghillie's waders. Then I'd have her summarily executed. I’m overcome with emotion here…a beautiful lyrical and poignant soliloquy, subtle, gentle yet masterfully constructed and delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Well, she’s clearly ‘influenced’ you to not post about Brexit or Britain for once. Spudcoon. Vile deviant.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 29 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Vile deviant.. PANZERMURPHYBABY You called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You called? I don't think ya want to be lumped in with the proto molester roady baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I don't think ya want to be lumped in with the proto molester roady baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Yeah... I didn't think that one through - lighthearted reference to my drawing - not, as @Frank put it, advertising any urge to "caress five year old's belly buttons". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Or attempt to finger bang them..personally ive no interest in responding to it anymore PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 I'd like to point at out that I wouldn't mind having my picture taken whilst hanging out of the back of it. Granted she's a needy,attention seeking fucker but I would deffo tickle her tonsils from the inside and make her watertight using whatever appendages necessary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd like to point at out that I wouldn't mind having my picture taken whilst hanging out of the back of it. Granted she's a needy,attention seeking fucker but I would deffo tickle her tonsils from the inside and make her watertight using whatever appendages necessary. Considering the lovely young lady in question, you're probably going to have to use your whole head to make her watertight. Don't suffocate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I don't think ya want to be lumped in with the proto molester roady baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Have I missed something here, or is this just a random casual accusation of highly inappropriate behaviour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, Goober said: Have I missed something here, or is this just a random casual accusation of highly inappropriate behaviour? Fuck knows. Admin are too busy slapping each other across the face with mink skin gloves and declaring intellectual duals to give a verdict. @Decimus this could be the moment you've dreamed for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Or attempt to finger bang them..personally ive no interest in responding to it anymore PANZERMURPHYBABY You stupid mick cunt. Make sure you stick to that or I’ll have you, boghopper. Now…fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Yeah... I didn't think that one through - lighthearted reference to my drawing - not, as@Frank put it, advertising any urge to "caress five year old's belly buttons". There’s your interpretation problem, right there. You know better as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s your interpretation problem, right there. You know better as well. I'm fighting in your corner, you gormless Scouse cunt. Trying to flag down some authority on the situation. Just because I haven't wrapped you in a foil blanket and rocked you to sleep doesn't mean I agree with the accusations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I don't think ya want to be lumped in with the proto molester roady baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Would you like to clarify these comments panzy? My sixth finger is hovering over the report button and @Fatty Junioris frothing at the japs eye to sniff out another nonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm fighting in your corner, you gormless Scouse cunt. Trying to flag down some authority on the situation. Just because I haven't wrapped you in a foil blanket and rocked you to sleep doesn't mean I agree with the accusations. I know, Coalyokel! The Corner’s in peril if fuckheads like @Frank start to deliberately warp what has been said & then suggest police involvement. Irresponsible, cryo-slope shagging weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I don't think ya want to be lumped in with the proto molester roady baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Looks like it’s time for you to go wall smearing in the cooler, dickhead. Do us all a favour and go full ‘Bobby Sands’ while you’re in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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