White Cunt Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Caan played Santino 'Sonny' Corleone'. A pure bred Sicilian with a complexion like Patsy Palmer and pig eyelashes. It's a pity the director's name changing nephew wasn't ten years older at the time. Nicolas Cage nee Coppola would have been perfect. Caan was top notch in ‘Elf’. He fit the bill to perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 On 23/12/2021 at 07:53, Dyslexic cnut said: Prof…it’s not officially Xmas until you’ve told a roll of cellotape to ‘fuck off!’ Merry Christmas Dyslexic cnut 🎅 I hope Father Christmas brought you everything you want? I am having an out of date M&S chicken - 🐔 yum. (only by one day). Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Merry Christmas Dyslexic cnut 🎅 I hope Father Christmas brought you everything you want? I am having an out of date M&S chicken - 🐔 yum. (only by one day). Love ProfB XXX Statistics say the Chinky Flu vaccine is just as effective against salmonella as it is Covid, so fill your boots. I expect you'll be having stomach cramps and sickness in about 4 hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Statistics say the Chinky Flu vaccine is just as effective against salmonella as it is Covid, so fill your boots. I expect you'll be having stomach cramps and sickness in about 4 hours. The question on everyone's lips is if you'll make it to dinner time, Drew. Personally I'm impressed that you're still conscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Merry Christmas Dyslexic cnut 🎅 I hope Father Christmas brought you everything you want? You're still breathing, so Roops must have put him on the naughty list this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 25, 2021 Report Share Posted December 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Statistics say the Chinky Flu vaccine is just as effective against salmonella as it is Covid, so fill your boots. I expect you'll be having stomach cramps and sickness in about 4 hours. Got another for 2-morrow, best date M&S had was 24th. I am triple jabbed, so delighted to hear it prevents salmonella too, I never knew that. My forum chums often surprise me with their in depth knowledge on all kinds of things. Enjoy the rest of your eve Cunty BigBollox. Love ProfBxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 26, 2021 Report Share Posted December 26, 2021 On 25/12/2021 at 11:47, ProfB said: Merry Christmas Dyslexic cnut 🎅 I hope Father Christmas brought you everything you want? I am having an out of date M&S chicken - 🐔 yum. (only by one day). Love ProfB XXX Did you have a good Christmas @ProfB? I'm sure you got a full load from Santas sack didn't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 25/12/2021 at 21:03, ProfB said: Got another for 2-morrow, best date M&S had was 24th. I am triple jabbed, so delighted to hear it prevents salmonella too, I never knew that. My forum chums often surprise me with their in depth knowledge on all kinds of things. Enjoy the rest of your eve Cunty BigBollox. Love ProfBxxx I genuinely want you dead Stupid fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 26/12/2021 at 15:46, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Did you have a good Christmas @ProfB? I'm sure you got a full load from Santas sack didn't you? After he gave Santa a hand in pulling the stuff through the chimney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 25/12/2021 at 11:47, ProfB said: Merry Christmas Dyslexic cnut 🎅 I hope Father Christmas brought you everything you want? I am having an out of date M&S chicken - 🐔 yum. (only by one day). Love ProfB XXX Bless you ProfB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 13/12/2021 at 14:12, PANZER MURPHY said: Influencer..what a marvellous world we live in.. beats work any day tho PANZERMURPHYBABY Panzer, I have tried to ignore, and avoid this 'influencer' shit, and failed. In my quest to become a complete cunt, I have looked to the greatest influencer of cuntitude. The biggest cunt of all.@Decimus, thank you, you absolute cunt. lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Panzer, I have tried to ignore, and avoid this 'influencer' shit, and failed. In my quest to become a complete cunt, I have looked to the greatest influencer of cuntitude. The biggest cunt of all.@Decimus, thank you, you absolute cunt. lol lol It's an incredibly niche position to hold, but I can hand on heart say that you're my favourite septuagenarian, insolvent, thrice cancer riddled, hole-in-the-ground shitting, half-breed French cunt of all time. And that's despite the fact that you've taken the saying "What's good for the goose" to an astonishingly perverse, and quite frankly autistic literal conclusion. Bonsoir, mon ami. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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