Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 30 minutes ago, Goober said: SP, I've just watched tonight's episode of Winterwatch and the made for idiots cod science and the rampant nepotism had me spitting feathers. It goes without saying that I'd dilate Packham's step daughter's chuff to 5 times its normal size, but rather than smoking a cigarette afterwards I'd take a lump hammer to the lot of them. I don’t want to get drawn into a protracted argument Doc into how we perceive the natural world in different ways, but please explain what cod science had you spitting grouse and pheasant feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll have you fucking know, wanker, my good mate uncle @Ape™️ named part of his garden ‘The Stubby Pecker landing zone’ for his little choppers Ape’s been arrested in Tesco’s today after apparently attempting to purchase a large quantity of value beans while wearing a mask. After a long standoff armed police stormed the shop and surrounded the beans aisle before tazering him and forcibly ripping off his mask. The police have said that he remains in custody and will be released as soon as he’s finished painting the propellor tips on their helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Ape’s been arrested in Tesco’s today after apparently attempting to purchase a large quantity of value beans while wearing a mask. After a long standoff armed police stormed the shop and surrounded the beans aisle before tazering him and forcibly ripping off his mask. The police have said that he remains in custody and will be released as soon as he’s finished painting the propellor tips on their helicopter. He always wanted to be a chopper copper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The best sex I’ve ever had was with a ghost. Incubus or succubus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Incubus or succubus? I wasn’t on the bus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wasn’t on the bus. Neither end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Incubus or succubus? Omnibus... wouldn't want to use gender specific pronouns. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 3 hours ago, King Billy said: The best sex I’ve ever had was with a ghost. You spelt 'goat' wrong, Billy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Sorry. I spelled goat wrong. @camberwell gypsy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: @camberwell gypsy... Well scoop my eyes out with a spoon and call me no eyed dear!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Neither end? His name is Dennis Dart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: His name is Dennis Dart. One-man operated. With disabled access. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: One-man operated. With disabled access. He might be an old one with a step entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll have you fucking know, wanker, my good mate uncle @Ape™️ named part of his garden ‘The Stubby Pecker landing zone’ for his little choppers The only “Stubby Pecker landing zone” in my garden is where the dog takes a shit. 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Ape’s been arrested in Tesco’s today after apparently attempting to purchase a large quantity of value beans while wearing a mask. After a long standoff armed police stormed the shop and surrounded the beans aisle before tazering him and forcibly ripping off his mask. The police have said that he remains in custody and will be released as soon as he’s finished painting the propellor tips on their helicopter. Helicopters don’t have propellers. So, to conclude - fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The only “Stubby Pecker landing zone” in my garden is where the dog takes a shit. Helicopters don’t have propellers. So, to conclude - fuck off. Good morning Heinz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: The only “Stubby Pecker landing zone” in my garden is where the dog takes a shit. I’m sure who should be more proud, me or your dog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Helicopters don’t have propellers. Should have thought about that before you bought all the paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 54 minutes ago, King Billy said: Should have thought about that before you bought all the paint. I didn’t buy any paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I didn’t buy any paint. Don’t worry about it. You did remember the beans and the face masks though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t worry about it. You did remember the beans and the face masks though? Obvs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Poor George. The cunt’s been dead for 16 years and this bitch is still feeding off his corpse. What a slag. No wonder he liked a drink now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 20:08, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/hidden-footage-captures-ghost-george-26003383 So George's batty widow believes her home is haunted because things go missing and turn up sometimes months later (yep that happens to all if us. Its losing your memory), lights flickering (dodgy wiring) heavy furniture moving on it's own (bollocks) and the TV bursting into life (usually happens when the bastard remote wedges its self down the side of the sofa). But what finished it for me was "There's spirits come to visit and I believe george is one of them"! No sweetheart. If there were spirits there, that proddy cunt would drink every fucking one of them. Lol fuck off. So you should. I believe her, because I too have experienced the unexplained. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 Just now, ProfB said: I believe her, because I too have experienced the unexplained. That's a coincedence, Prof, me too. Namely your previous 878 fucking posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 27 minutes ago, ProfB said: I believe her, because I too have experienced the unexplained. Love ProfB xxx And me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 58 minutes ago, ProfB said: I believe her, because I too have experienced the unexplained. Love ProfB xxx So have I. Namely, how the fuck you haven't ended up in a kebab shop, slowly rotating on a spit and being carved by some greasy, moustachiod 'clean and jerk' (turk). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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