camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/hidden-footage-captures-ghost-george-26003383 So George's batty widow believes her home is haunted because things go missing and turn up sometimes months later (yep that happens to all if us. Its losing your memory), lights flickering (dodgy wiring) heavy furniture moving on it's own (bollocks) and the TV bursting into life (usually happens when the bastard remote wedges its self down the side of the sofa). But what finished it for me was "There's spirits come to visit and I believe george is one of them"! No sweetheart. If there were spirits there, that proddy cunt would drink every fucking one of them. Lol fuck off. So you should. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: that proddy cunt 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 Fucking fenians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted.....jesus fucking christ!. The cunts that made this shit and the publicity seeking cunts that appear in need wood chipping,but worse than that are the cunts that tune into this cunt fest. How fucking empty and useless is your life if this is what you class as entertainment? If they do manage to contact him maybe they should ask him if he has any guilt in denying someone more in need of a liver than that waste of skin was. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lairy Larry Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 I remember a reporter tracked down bestie in a pub in Surrey, he asked - "Why are you still drinking alcohol after your transplant", Bestie replied "Don't worry, it's not my liver". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Neil said: Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted.....jesus fucking christ!. The cunts that made this shit and the publicity seeking cunts that appear in need wood chipping,but worse than that are the cunts that tune into this cunt fest. How fucking empty and useless is your life if this is what you class as entertainment? If they do manage to contact him maybe they should ask him if he has any guilt in denying someone more in need of a liver than that waste of skin was. My second wife started regularly staying out till 2 or 3 in the morning and some of my mates told me they’d seen her in various local pubs late at night. It was only after I divorced her I discovered she’d been out looking for me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, DCI Jean Cunt said: I remember a reporter tracked down bestie in a pub in Surrey, he asked - "Why are you still drinking alcohol after your transplant", Bestie replied "Don't worry, it's not my liver". I’ve heard that George Best turned down Drew’s liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Neil said: Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted.....jesus fucking christ!. The cunts that made this shit and the publicity seeking cunts that appear in need wood chipping,but worse than that are the cunts that tune into this cunt fest. How fucking empty and useless is your life if this is what you class as entertainment? If they do manage to contact him maybe they should ask him if he has any guilt in denying someone more in need of a liver than that waste of skin was. Oliver Reed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: My second wife started regularly staying out till 2 or 3 in the morning and some of my mates told me they’d seen her in various local pubs late at night. It was only after I divorced her I discovered she’d been out looking for me. 'I don't have much luck with holidays. 4 years ago, a week in Antigua... my wife gets pregnant. 2 years ago, 10 days in Florida.. my wife gets pregnant again. In future, I shall take her with me.' -Bob Monkhouse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'I don't have much luck with holidays. 4 years ago, a week in Antigua... my wife gets pregnant. 2 years ago, 10 days in Florida.. my wife gets pregnant again. In future, I shall take her with me.' -Bob Monkhouse. I saw Bob Monkhouse at Highbury Barn a long time ago and the last hour of his show when he reeled off jokes on whatever topic random people in the audience suggested was seriously impressive. He was one of the filthiest comedians I’ve seen too. Top man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: I saw Bob Monkhouse at Highbury Barn a long time ago and the last hour of his show when he reeled off jokes on whatever topic random people in the audience suggested was seriously impressive. He was one of the filthiest comedians I’ve seen too. Top man. I can vouch for how consistently good he was, Bill. In the late 80’s, when he was deeply unfashionable, he did a benefit gig for a hospice near us at which a friend of his had been nursed. He was bloody funny, blue as Everton, mocked his reputation for smarminess brilliantly, and was a thoroughly nice chap to boot. He also did his trademark “ask me a question” bit at the end which was impressive. If you see his last gig at the Albury in 2003 on YouTube, surrounded by newer comics, he was still razor sharp at the end. Top man indeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 13 hours ago, King Billy said: 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 Fucking fenians. That's mister fucking fenian to you PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can vouch for how consistently good he was, Bill. In the late 80’s, when he was deeply unfashionable, he did a benefit gig for a hospice near us at which a friend of his had been nursed. He was bloody funny, blue as Everton, mocked his reputation for smarminess brilliantly, and was a thoroughly nice chap to boot. He also did his trademark “ask me a question” bit at the end which was impressive. If you see his last gig at the Albury in 2003 on YouTube, surrounded by newer comics, he was still razor sharp at the end. Top man indeed. I've seen various panels of stand-up legends, assembled to discuss 'who's the greatest'. His name always seems to be there. Comedians as diverse as Jackie Mason - Jerry Sadowitz, Joan Rivers, Billy Connolly... all looked at him as the 'guv'nor' of stand-up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So George's batty widow believes her home is haunted because things go missing and turn up sometimes months later (yep that happens to all if us. Its losing your memory), lights flickering (dodgy wiring) heavy furniture moving on it's own (bollocks) and the TV bursting into life (usually happens when the bastard remote wedges its self down the side of the sofa). But what finished it for me was "There's spirits come to visit and I believe george is one of them"! No sweetheart. If there were spirits there, that proddy cunt would drink every fucking one of them. Lol fuck off. So you should. Is this the long awaited* sequel to "A Haunting in Norfolk"? Somehow I was expecting so much more. *Not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: That's mister fucking fenian to you PANZERMURPHYBABY Laughing (English) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Do me a favour love, if you've got any booze in the house George isn't likely to be fucking about with books in the library is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've seen various panels of stand-up legends, assembled to discuss 'who's the greatest'. His name always seems to be there. Comedians as diverse as Jackie Mason - Jerry Sadowitz, Joan Rivers, Billy Connolly... all looked at him as the 'guv'nor' of stand-up. In those now distant times comics like Bob Monkhouse and Jim Davidson could still front prime time TV shows and have a completely separate ‘stand up’ career where they could be as unPC and offensive as fuck to just about anyone they chose. Nowadays the ‘skinny jean, spiky hair, ten year old sneakers wearing cunts who masquerade as comedians and pollute the airwaves 24/7, eagerly lapped up by the fucking millennial mongs would die of shame if they accidentally offended anyone regarded as being in a minority or other perceived ‘oppressed’ or underprivileged’ group, because that would a hate crime obviously and their career would be over faster than Djokovics Australian Open defence. Those rules don’t apply to what these skeletal ‘soy boy’ wankers or ‘lard arse’ lezzer slags say about anyone on the right hand side of the political divide. There’s nothing they can’t say on that score to get the leftie pink haired butt ugly brigade roaring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the long awaited* sequel to "A Haunting in Norfolk"? Somehow I was expecting so much more. *Not really. The best sex I’ve ever had was with a ghost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: The best sex I’ve ever had was with a ghost. Sorry. I spelled goat wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do me a favour love, if you've got any booze in the house George isn't likely to be fucking about with books in the library is he? Perhaps (if I’ve got the right wife) he remembers what he used to empty his ball sack into. What a stupid fucking cunt he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 49 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do me a favour love, if you've got any booze in the house George isn't likely to be fucking about with books in the library is he? I'll bet the books in your child-size 'study' have been gathering dust for decades, eventually morphing into the perfect table for cans of lager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Perhaps (if I’ve got the right wife) he remembers what he used to empty his ball sack into. What a stupid fucking cunt he was It’s easy to mock a loser like George, who Pele said was the best footballer he’d ever seen, and is regarded as the first superstar celebrity footballer, notching up three Miss Worlds and some of the best looking actresses and models ever on his bedpost. Right up until his death he would be in The Worlds End pub on the Kings Road in Chelsea every day and spent most of his time signing autographs and shaking hands with the never ending stream of people who came in just for the chance to meet him. Anyway my taxi is outside Stubbs. The office couldn’t give me a price on the phone to take me to the ‘Stubby Pecker International Airport’. The bloke said he’d never fucking heard of it and asked me if I was drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 On 20/01/2022 at 20:08, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/hidden-footage-captures-ghost-george-26003383 So George's batty widow believes her home is haunted because things go missing and turn up sometimes months later (yep that happens to all if us. Its losing your memory), lights flickering (dodgy wiring) heavy furniture moving on it's own (bollocks) and the TV bursting into life (usually happens when the bastard remote wedges its self down the side of the sofa). But what finished it for me was "There's spirits come to visit and I believe george is one of them"! No sweetheart. If there were spirits there, that proddy cunt would drink every fucking one of them. Lol fuck off. So you should. It was probably a bookworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: It’s easy to mock a loser like George, who Pele said was the best footballer he’d ever seen, and is regarded as the first superstar celebrity footballer, notching up three Miss Worlds and some of the best looking actresses and models ever on his bedpost. Right up until his death he would be in The Worlds End pub on the Kings Road in Chelsea every day and spent most of his time signing autographs and shaking hands with the never ending stream of people who came in just for the chance to meet him. Anyway my taxi is outside Stubbs. The office couldn’t give me a price on the phone to take me to the ‘Stubby Pecker International Airport’. The bloke said he’d never fucking heard of it and asked me if I was drunk? I’ll have you fucking know, wanker, my good mate uncle @Ape™️ named part of his garden ‘The Stubby Pecker landing zone’ for his little choppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 30 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll bet the books in your child-size 'study' have been gathering dust for decades, eventually morphing into the perfect table for cans of lager. Only empty cans. Why bother putting them down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll have you fucking know, wanker, my good mate uncle @Ape™️ named part of his garden ‘The Stubby Pecker landing zone’ for his little choppers SP, I've just watched tonight's episode of Winterwatch and the made for idiots cod science and the rampant nepotism had me spitting feathers. It goes without saying that I'd dilate Packham's step daughter's chuff to 5 times its normal size, but rather than smoking a cigarette afterwards I'd take a lump hammer to the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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