Uncle Meatus Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Fuck sake. This cunt tried to blag a free Valentines day fuck nest for it and its loyal penis by emailing an Irish cunt who owns a hotel and is a ..err..a cunt!! Snowflake tears a-plenty Scrubberhttps://www.morganbranding.co.uk/elle-dar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Repeat bollocks. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Repeat bollocks. Idiot. Fair play to him though, these 'influencers' are a bunch of self important cunts who feed off vapid, can't think for themselves mongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: Fuck sake. This cunt tried to blag a free Valentines day fuck nest for it and its loyal penis by emailing an Irish cunt who owns a hotel and is a ..err..a cunt!! Snowflake tears a-plenty Scrubberhttps://www.morganbranding.co.uk/elle-dar Which species of monkey did they switch your brain with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Which species of monkey did they switch your brain with? A really fucking stupid species of monkey that all the other monkeys call 'thicky'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 I think I prefer this nom. as it brings the thick, vacuous slag back to our attention. Turns out some historic racist, fatphobic and homophobic tweets have resurfaced which reinforces the slags painfully shallow existence and her career?? is going down the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 It's just a culture clash: bloke running a business vs. dim wannabee "influencer". When her career in that field inevitably crashes, she'll be back to shelf-stacking in Tesco's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Christ, do people really aspire to look like that? I wouldn't want to stay in a hotel anywhere near the pair of preening shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: He looks the type of gym going lunk head who are attracted to these fish lipped old slappers. And when he's dipping his 'old chap' in some other fish lipped old slapper, this fucking airhead will be crying to all her vapid followers about it. Fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 O brave new world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: So this dumb bitch travels the country without paying for ordinary looking sandwiches served with clumps of greenery in average looking bistro hotels? This type of pub is in every town in the UK. If she takes a break from her day job at Claire's Accessories she could pay £4.99 and have lunch in one everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He looks the type of gym going lunk head who are attracted to these fish lipped old slappers. And when he's dipping his 'old chap' in some other fish lipped old slapper, this fucking airhead will be crying to all her vapid followers about it. Fuck her. Bit hard on the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: I don't think I would keep my food down if I had to sit opposite this toilet plunger mouthed, self important old slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't think I would keep my food down if I had to sit opposite this toilet plunger mouthed, self important old slut. Couldn't you use her lips like a sucker to hang her behind a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't think I would keep my food down if I had to sit opposite this toilet plunger mouthed, self important old slut. .....and that beard does him no favours either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 20 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Which species of monkey did they switch your brain with? I think the question really should be, which species of monkey raped his mother to provide half his DNA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 6 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Couldn't you use her lips like a sucker to hang her behind a door? More like a tea-towel holder. I used to think they were modelled on a cat's arse but now I'm not so sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Christ, if I tucked into a trough of Wetherspoon's cheesy chips and mullered an entire French stick I wouldn't shit for a week. I don't know who these desperate, chavvy cunts are but he looks like a gay Italian waiter and her remarkably like a hamster with fresh hazlenuts. Another good example of the ongoing devolution of Homo sapien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine the scrounging email to the beautician that did that. If you graft the mouth of a Blackeye Thicklip Wrasse on to my face for free I'll promote your clinic to all my brain dead followers... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Goober said: Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine the scrounging email to the beautician that did that. If you graft the mouth of a Blackeye Thicklip Wrasse on to my face for free I'll promote your clinic to all my brain dead followers... If you look at him he looks if he has had his eyebrows plucked and possibly had work on his lower lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 On 22/01/2022 at 18:37, Eric Cuntman said: Repeat bollocks. Idiot. Eric .. I have just had a Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: Eric .. I have just had a Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican. Reported for racism. It's Bens now, oh and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: Eric .. I have just had a Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican. Hot isn't it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Reported for racism. It's Bens now, oh and fuck off. Apostrophes are a disgusting relic of colonial oppression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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