Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Quite honestly I have very little to add to this, as the title pretty much covers it. It absolutely boils my piss, as it implies that what will follow is in some way a bullet proof explanation of something, and is 100% correct and shouldn’t be doubted or contested. Fucking wankers. Fuck off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Quite honestly I have very little to add to this, as the title pretty much covers it. It absolutely boils my piss, as it implies that what will follow is in some way a bullet proof explanation of something, and is 100% correct and shouldn’t be doubted or contested. Fucking wankers. Fuck off. I know it's been said a thousand times... but people who start sentences with 'So..'. It seems to be solely confined to the under 35s. Ask any of them what they do for a living, and you get "So.. I'm a graphic designer." Or whatever the fuck millennial gaylord occupations they may have. Why start with 'So..' and a pause? What the fuck is wrong with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Look, that Ape character is a real cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 When cunts say 'Listen' before answering a question or telling a story. It makes me want to shout out 'Look at this' (as I get my Ryobi drill out that doesn't work), and beat them to death with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 This is usually used by Australian rugby players and cricketers after they've been asked a question. What with their fucking raised inflections that make every thing they say sound like a question, makes me never ever want to speak to any cunt from that country ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Quite honestly I have very little to add to this, as the title pretty much covers it. It absolutely boils my piss, as it implies that what will follow is in some way a bullet proof explanation of something, and is 100% correct and shouldn’t be doubted or contested. Fucking wankers. Fuck off. look, so, basically island of Ireland, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Quite honestly I have very little to add to this, as the title pretty much covers it. It absolutely boils my piss, as it implies that what will follow is in some way a bullet proof explanation of something, and is 100% correct and shouldn’t be doubted or contested. Fucking wankers. Fuck off. Any Aussie cricketer being interviewed starts with this shite What cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 I don't mind if its followed by " at my tits" Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know it's been said a thousand times... but people who start sentences with 'So..'. It seems to be solely confined to the under 35s. Ask any of them what they do for a living, and you get "So.. I'm a graphic designer." Or whatever the fuck millennial gaylord occupations they may have. Why start with 'So..' and a pause? What the fuck is wrong with them. About twenty years ago chavs used to say "WICKED" if they thought something was good or impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Dead Penelope said: About twenty years ago chavs used to say "WICKED" if they thought something was good or impressive. Did they! I bet none of us had ever heard of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did they! I bet none of us had ever heard of this. wicked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: wicked! You is a proper melt bruv. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 On 19/02/2022 at 17:15, Eric Cuntman said: I know it's been said a thousand times... but people who start sentences with 'So..'. It seems to be solely confined to the under 35s. Ask any of them what they do for a living, and you get "So.. I'm a graphic designer." Or whatever the fuck millennial gaylord occupations they may have. Why start with 'So..' and a pause? What the fuck is wrong with them. I work with data. Though born in 82, I suspect this might be a millennial Gaylord occupation. Please advise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I work with data. Though born in 82, I suspect this might be a millennial Gaylord occupation. Please advise. Data should work for you. Not with you. My £5,000 (ex VAT) bill for this advice will be in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Data should work for you. Not with you. My £5,000 (ex VAT) bill for this advice will be in the post. Data works for me, just as well as everyone in my fucking offices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Data works for me, just as well as everyone in my fucking offices. How many offices do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: How many offices do you have? 3 very small offices, 4 people in each. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Data works for me, just as well as everyone in my fucking offices. Does Captain Picard know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does Captain Picard know? Yh, he smashed his head off the cunt, now I'm down a useful employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 On 19/02/2022 at 18:32, camberwell gypsy said: This is usually used by Australian rugby players and cricketers after they've been asked a question. What with their fucking raised inflections that make every thing they say sound like a question, makes me never ever want to speak to any cunt from that country ever. That everything sounding like a question seemed to afflict every cunt from age 5 to 35 between 1995 and 2015 .. they called it "glottal stop", actually defined as a stop in airflow .. the great pity was that the stop in airflow was not permanent for the cunts that did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 On 19/02/2022 at 18:10, Old Chap Raasclaat said: When cunts say 'Listen' before answering a question or telling a story. It makes me want to shout out 'Look at this' (as I get my Ryobi drill out that doesn't work), and beat them to death with it. Obvious question but, why have you got a non-functioning Ryobi drill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 49 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: That everything sounding like a question seemed to afflict every cunt from age 5 to 35 between 1995 and 2015 .. they called it "glottal stop", actually defined as a stop in airflow .. the great pity was that the stop in airflow was not permanent for the cunts that did it. The following at the end of every sentence from some cunts makes my shit hang sideways "You know I mean"? "Ya get wot I'm saying"? "Ya understand"? Mostly heard from teenagers who have got absolutely fuck all of interest to say anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: That everything sounding like a question seemed to afflict every cunt from age 5 to 35 between 1995 and 2015 .. they called it "glottal stop" Er, no they didn't. It's most commonly referred to us "upward inflection", or "terminal uptalk". (As with your thoughts on airflow, I wish it was actually terminal.) A glottal stop is something completely different, and most commonly manifests itself as an inability to properly pronounce a double "t". It's common among the Lowland Scots who, in an ironic twist, cannot pronounce "glottal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Er, no they didn't. It's most commonly referred to us "upward inflection", or "terminal uptalk". (As with your thoughts on airflow, I wish it was actually terminal.) A glottal stop is something completely different, and most commonly manifests itself as an inability to properly pronounce a double "t". It's common among the Lowland Scots who, in an ironic twist, cannot pronounce "glottal". Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 On 21/02/2022 at 10:10, Cunty BigBollox said: Obvious question but, why have you got a non-functioning Ryobi drill? I was waiting to offer it to you, in exchange for your car. I'm doing you a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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