They/Them teacher cunts

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

37 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

That isn't fair, DC. I literally planted the seeds for this rivalry between the pair of you. I might have got bored afterwards, forgot to water and weed them, and then stabbed you in the back at the first available opportunity - invalidating the entire experiment with my own bias before further pissing on the results by trying to make you both be friends - but I fucking guarantee, if you were more interested in Formula One, @Old Chap Raasclaat would have been the one I shanked.

I remember DC messaging me asking for help to kill Childeharold, as a certain member asked him to, he said it would boost our standing etc...I knew then @Dyslexic cnut was never going to survive and I have to admit watching his downward spiral afterwards was very entertaining.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Calm down DC, I have been watching you sneakily licking balls and arse (mine included) again with your likes and clingy behaviour. You fail to realise that unlike you I don't kiss anyone's arse on here and never have. You really should have taken Roops advice and returned under a different name, the truth is you were an absolute bellend from the start. After running out of arses to lick, you made the fatal error of turning to Frank. Even that desperate old bender became tired of you,  and here you are again desperately trying to get in other members good books by slagging him off. Do you actually remember nominating him in one of your hilarious, drink and drug induced meltdowns as 'The best on here, ever'? You utter fucking bellend. Lol.

@Frank what rating would you give DC as one of your short lived disciples?

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

Fuck off @Carl Sway with your like, you sinister cunt. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Raastwat is a wannabe. He picks fights based on historical scraps that he has no knowledge of. In short, he’s a fuckin wannabe shitcunt. He has no idea who ‘Drew’ is (neither do I) Desperate for approval with the big boys, a classic schoolyard shithouse who joins up with the play ground hardcases in the hope that they don’t pick on him. I’m staggered that you have all give him a pass. Shame on you all.

You seem a little unstable and aggressive this evening DC, could it be that your new medication doesn't work too well with alcohol? So much hatred towards me, why is that? Well I can assure you I hate you more and I'm really looking forward to our future exchanges. 

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You seem a little unstable and aggressive this evening DC, could it be that your new medication doesn't work too well with alcohol? So much hatred towards me, why is that? Well I can assure you I hate you more and I'm really looking forward to our future exchanges. 

If they ever found a way to harness complete and utter loathing as a power source, you cunts would be the engine. Spectacular.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

If they ever found a way to harness complete and utter loathing as a power source, you cunts would be the engine. Spectacular.

I really don't know why I dislike him so much RK. I mean if I ignore the fact he's made such a cunt of himself, lacks self awareness, and pretends to be an expert on everything, I still cannot control my deep hatred of him. 

[ratcum]

14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You probably can't address them as "boys and girls" because it's unacceptable as it might upset some poor brainwashed little cunt. 

And this shit where everyone is addressed as "guys" fizzes my piss as well

 

there's still a few boomers who address an assembled group as 'people' Gypo. Total cunts to a man (see what I did there?)

[Dyslexic cnut]

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

If they ever found a way to harness complete and utter loathing as a power source, you cunts would be the engine. Spectacular.

Nice to see that one mischevious comment from me can elicit FIVE posts from Raastwat. Candy off a Down’s baby. Easy.

[Frank]

16 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I really don't know why I dislike him so much RK. I mean if I ignore the fact he's made such a cunt of himself, lacks self awareness, and pretends to be an expert on everything, I still cannot control my deep hatred of him. 

I did explain from the very outset that you're far too impulsive to stand any chance of making something of yourself on here. This is not real life, Raasters. You can puff your chest out all you like, but you'll always come across a dunce. Weak and patchy vocabulary, awful sense of timing, Wolfie-esque lack of confidence, and completely void of any charm. 

[Frank]

12 hours ago, Roadkill said:

@Frank what rating would you give DC as one of your short lived disciples?

I rate the man highly. He came in through the back door and certainly got the measure of me. If I'm being truthful, it was brutal when he turned on me like he did. I honestly didn't see it coming.  

[Prints Harry]

Sometimes I miss the miserable old bone doctor.

[Dyslexic cnut]

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No hatred of Big Bollock on my part, in fact I actually find him funny and have enjoyed our little spats over the last few months. Having seen the accusations etc made against various members (cunt, big bollox etc) I thought it was only right I jumped on the bandwagon and threw my fair share of shit at them. 

Hoist with his own petard. Case rested. Wanker.

[Prints Harry]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I did explain from the very outset that you're far too impulsive to stand a chance of making something of yourself on here. This is not real life, Raasters. You can puff your chest out all you like, but you'll always come across a dunce. Weak and patchy vocabulary, awful sense of timing, Wolfie-esque lack of confidence, and completely void of any charm. 

I feel sorry for poor old @Wolfie .. now leading a meaningless and lonely existence since the loss of his place at DSMO .. all he now has for company is his dog and his dog actually despises him and would rip his throat out in an instance save for that it feels sorry for him .. poor @Wolfie

[Decimus]

16 hours ago, Roadkill said:

@Frank what rating would you give DC as one of your short lived disciples?

I've formed a few temporary alliances with the old bastard over the years, but when all is said and done, I just can't get past his wig.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Frank said:

I did explain from the very outset that you're far too impulsive to stand any chance of making something of yourself on here. This is not real life, Raasters. You can puff your chest out all you like, but you'll always come across a dunce. Weak and patchy vocabulary, awful sense of timing, Wolfie-esque lack of confidence, and completely void of any charm. 

If I had a pound for every time you repeated the same old shite, I'd be able to buy a pair of those loafers you harp on about. I told you to keep your distance Frank, I won't be making the same mistake as DC, talking of which has he removed your used condom out of his arsehole yet?

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Dead Penelope said:

I feel sorry for poor old @Wolfie .. now leading a meaningless and lonely existence since the loss of his place at DSMO

I wonder if Mardy Bear still checks for devices under her car before setting off. 

[Prints Harry]

13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I wonder if Mardy Bear still checks for devices under her car before setting off. 

Yes.

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

If I had a pound for every time you repeated the same old shite, I'd be able to buy a pair of those loafers you harp on about. I told you to keep your distance Frank, I won't be making the same mistake as DC, talking of which has he removed your used condom out of his arsehole yet?

 Make that SIX posts.

[Wolfie]

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I wonder if Mardy Bear still checks for devices under her car before setting off. 

I believe Mardy has always been an advocate of cycling and public transport, so how he ended up with club-like Shackleton ankles remains a mystery.

[Wolfie]

On 09/04/2022 at 13:02, Neil said:

A friends 12 year old apparently had a day at school recently where they were asked to pin a label on themselves and write on it how they wanted to be addressed. Five of them wrote 'They', the normal ones wrote he or she and one little cunt(boy) wrote 'she'. What sort of shit cunt world are we in where 12 year olds are fed this fucking shite?. Fortunately my kids have grown up but my 9 year old grandaughter is going to be force fed this bollocks and I hope she fucking tells them that she's a girl,she wants to marry and look after her husband and family and hopefully tells the teacher to get fucked.

 

On 30/11/2021 at 14:05, Neil said:

A friends 12 year old daughter came home from school yesterday with the badges 'she'  and 'her' pinned to her uniform,apparently they've been learning about genders. I fucking hate the world, hurry up Omicron and wipe out the human race. One of her friends told the teacher that she's 'Bi-sexual'.......at twelve?!......the internet has a lot to fucking answer for.

Fuck off

Isn't the same 12 year-old getting rather a lot of gender-pinning classes, Neil?

You bullshitting oaf.

[Neil]

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

Isn't the same 12 year-old getting rather a lot of gender-pinning classes, Neil?

You bullshitting oaf.

Perhaps like I have suggested there's a lot of it going on eh?

[Wolfie]

16 hours ago, Neil said:

Perhaps like I have suggested there's a lot of it going on eh?

Absolute bollocks - and you know it.

You're clearly bullshitting but you just can't admit it. If I were you, and I'm pleased I'm not, I'd stick to my usual 'superhuman granddad' character who wanks thrice daily on Viagra before travelling in his new MX5 to a local surgery to have a hot, imaginary GP or nurse insert her lubed fingers up his arse for a prostate examination. 

You bellend.

[ProfB]

On 09/04/2022 at 13:02, Neil said:

A friends 12 year old apparently had a day at school recently where they were asked to pin a label on themselves and write on it how they wanted to be addressed. Five of them wrote 'They', the normal ones wrote he or she and one little cunt(boy) wrote 'she'. What sort of shit cunt world are we in where 12 year olds are fed this fucking shite?. Fortunately my kids have grown up but my 9 year old grandaughter is going to be force fed this bollocks and I hope she fucking tells them that she's a girl,she wants to marry and look after her husband and family and hopefully tells the teacher to get fucked.

Argos asked me in their survey - re my purchase of HP ink if I was:

Male, female, identifying as a man, identifying as a woman, gender neutral & god knows what.

I nearly texted a pic of my fanny - but instead, I quoted staff member, Fifi - went that extra mile.

They said I'd stood a chance of winning £100 in Argos vouchers, so I thought praising Fifi might help - it didn't.

She was bloody useless in truth - one front tooth & a arse that big, I didn't know it was humanly possible, & her flopping tits, floated past her knee caps.

Will get my ink from Ambo from now on, Argos has got complicated.

Love ProfB XXX

 

 

[Roadkill]

Just now, ProfB said:

Argos asked me in their survey - re my purchase of HP ink if I was:

Male, female, identifying as a man, identifying as a woman, gender neutral & god knows what.

I nearly texted a pic of my fanny - but instead, I quoted staff member, Fifi - went that extra mile.

They said I'd stood a chance of winning £100 in Argos vouchers, so I thought praising Fifi might help - it didn't.

She was bloody useless in truth - one front tooth & a arse that big, I didn't know it was humanly possible, & her flopping tits, floated past her knee caps.

Will get my ink from Ambo from now on, Argos has got complicated.

Love ProfB XXX

 

 

I miss Index.

[ProfB]

Just now, Roadkill said:

I miss Index.

What?