camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: Surely Frank could have PMd you a better script than this DC? On a totally unconnected subject, do you know how the Merseyside derby went the other day? I’ve been away for a few days, a lot of driving, and I don’t know how to work the radio in my imaginary M4 yet. I just play my Loyalist flute band CDs on a loop at full volume. Man and machine in perfect synchronisation. Red scousers won by 15 stolen cars to 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Fuck me Eric, why complicate things, just use hot water on it's own. Then I have to have a whole series of containers for tea, coffee and sugar, and milk like some rainbow fucking faggot nonce at a pride picnic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Dead Penelope said: I only have black coffee so that solves the problem .. Percol is my favoured brand of coffee Douwe Egberts. Amsterdam cafe culture. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: Surely Frank could have PMd you a better script than this DC? On a totally unconnected subject, do you know how the Merseyside derby went the other day? I’ve been away for a few days, a lot of driving, and I don’t know how to work the radio in my imaginary M4 yet. I just play my Loyalist flute band CDs on a loop at full volume. Man and machine in perfect synchronisation. Usual. Bent ref and a win for Murder FC. On the plus side, no innocent Italian children were trampled to death at the game. Why the fuck do you care? Aren’t you a Glentoran fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: Weren’t there any mirrors in your gaff? Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tea is for lesbertarians. It's for English people. A scouser couldn't possibly understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pike? What that long thing that pikemen wielded in battle? Or the skinny bloke out of Dads Army? Sorry Fucking smelly old pikey grandad, my mistake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why the fuck do you care? Aren’t you a Glentoran fan? I’m not sure. I tend to support whatever team is winning, without actually supporting them as I don’t really like football, and it’s a poofs game apparently which can turn fans queer and poofy. I prefer badminton and showjumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I’m not sure. I tend to support whatever team is winning, without actually supporting them as I don’t really like football, and it’s a poofs game apparently which can turn fans queer and poofy. I prefer badminton and showjumping. Simultaneously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sorry Fucking smelly old pikey grandad, my mistake Apology accepted. Don't make the same mistake again. Ya hear me, boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not sure. I tend to support whatever team is winning, without actually supporting them as I don’t really like football, and it’s a poofs game apparently which can turn fans queer and poofy. I prefer badminton and showjumping. So, Sinn Féin…going forward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 @Dyslexic cnut ya daft cunt, I'm about to watch Casino Royale (one of my favourite Bond films) on Amazon, and I was wondering what you thought about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sorry Fucking smelly old pikey grandad, my mistake Evening Ed, what's happening ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Then I have to have a whole series of containers for tea, coffee and sugar, and milk like some rainbow fucking faggot nonce at a pride picnic. Complicated just got confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Douwe Egberts. Amsterdam cafe culture. I am uncultured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 32 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Dyslexic cnut ya daft cunt, I'm about to watch Casino Royale (one of my favourite Bond films) on Amazon, and I was wondering what you thought about it? I hate the kopshite Cunt, Raaso. He’s from Hoylake, very close to our gaff. He’s definitely a chutneyferret and I’m glad the cunt got killed in the last movie. He needs outing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 35 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Dyslexic cnut ya daft cunt, I'm about to watch Casino Royale (one of my favourite Bond films) on Amazon, and I was wondering what you thought about it? Whereabouts on the Amazon are you? You’ll struggle for a signal until you sail into Amsterdam, according to Roops the piss-flap flasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Simultaneously? No, at the same time of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Whereabouts on the Amazon are you? Whereabouts on the Amazon are youu’ll struggle for a signal until you sail into Amsterdam, according to Roops the piss-flap flasher. Not sure DC, I heard great things about Greatest Britain and decided to sail my 17th century sloop there from Haiti, in the hope of settling. Cousin Bombaclaat said if keep sailing south I'll get to Britain...and they'll settle me in a nice place called Rwanda. Is that near you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: ..and they'll settle me in a nice place called Rwanda. Is that near you? It's a quiet suburb of London between Brixton and Peckham, you'll fit right in, Eddie lives there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not sure DC, I heard great things about Greatest Britain and decided to sail my 17th century sloop there from Haiti, in the hope of settling. Cousin Bombaclaat said if keep sailing south I'll get to Britain...and they'll settle me in a nice place called Rwanda. Is that near you? I’ve been there Raaaso. Gorilla trekking on the Virunga National Park. It’s fuck all next to Cantrill Farm or Speke. But it is where I met Idris Elba and his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Dyslexic cnut ya daft cunt, I'm about to watch Casino Royale (one of my favourite Bond films) on Amazon, and I was wondering what you thought about it? David Niven was brilliant in it. I don't like that one with Daniel Craig. Anyone able to name the first actor to play bond? Don't think cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: David Niven was brilliant in it. I don't like that one with Daniel Craig. Anyone able to name the first actor to play bond? Don't think cinema. Bob Holness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anyone able to name the first actor to play bond? Don't think cinema. Harold Lloyd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: David Niven was brilliant in it. I don't like that one with Daniel Craig. Anyone able to name the first actor to play bond? Don't think cinema. It has to be @Dyslexic cnut? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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