ProfB Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: King Willy likes it. 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, ProfB said: You are clueless re women, obvs you had older bros & no sisters & your mother hated you? Thinking I am a bloke - no corner viewer will think I am a bloke, as they are normal & most landed on this website while looking for guidance on how to plumb a toilet or how high they can erect a fence. you saddo - always bashing profB I have several sisters and a loving mother. Why on Earth would you equate that with my knowledge of female anatomy? I don't know how you do things up in Kings Lynn, but where I live you don't build an anatomical knowledge of the female form based upon leering at your relatives. Your strange perviness aside, I'd wager that you've got a cock that would make a blue whale blush and reach for the Viagra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 hours ago, ProfB said: You are pulling my leg. Aga's have like four diff ovens - a stewing oven, a roasting oven, a baking oven - and another oven. post-pub snack? - You wouldn't know what you was eating. Just as well. No, they don’t. You stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 16 hours ago, White Cunt said: Maybe I made a crappy joke. By the way, I meant I had 'read' Viz. I wasn't telling you to read all of my post. It wasn't meant to be snappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: By the way, I meant I had 'read' Viz. I wasn't telling you to read all of my post. It wasn't meant to be snappy. It only came this morning, you must have had a very long dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It only came this morning, you must have had a very long dump. Any Ratboy, Tasha Slapper, or Drunken Bakers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 21 hours ago, ProfB said: You are pulling my leg. Aga's have like four diff ovens - a stewing oven, a roasting oven, a baking oven - and another oven. post-pub snack? - You wouldn't know what you was eating. Just as well. Pen will do you an extra large meat and two veg as a post-pub snack, or so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: and fuck their cunt kids. Oh dear. Reported. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm off to Cape Verde in the morning. Weren't there some mention of the place elsewhere on this site? They'll fucking put a caravan park anywhere nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: By the way, I meant I had 'read' Viz. I wasn't telling you to read all of my post. It wasn't meant to be snappy. Eric, a lion never concerns itself with the opinions of sheep. Call him a nonce and damn his fucking eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 19 hours ago, Wolfie said: Seriously, do you honestly believe you attract unwarranted attention or mockery because you're female, on a site emphatically entitled Cunt's Corner? If I recall, you've mentioned men's cocks etc. on numerous occasions. This makes you a hypocrite. So, without anger intended, and you can rest assured I am not frightened, why do males attack? Let's deliberate. She might have a point, you fucking useless cunt, spouting a load of shit as if you think you know what you're talking about, you twat. Well, I know I'm a bloke. Are you a bird Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eric, a lion never concerns itself with the opinions of sheep. Call him a nonce and damn his fucking eyes. The man has Adolf Hitler for an avatar. I like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They'll fucking put a caravan park anywhere nowadays. I didn't realise Cape Verdeans were all black. It's like being back in Camberwell. Except there's no fried chicken shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm off to Cape Verde in the morning. Weren't there some mention of the place elsewhere on this site? Try the imaginary all inclusive at the Hilton. @Trucking Funt can’t speak highly enough of it. You utter tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh dear. Reported. Fuck off. Reporting does no good, nowt happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any Ratboy, Tasha Slapper, or Drunken Bakers? I've now had time to sit down and look and I'm afraid that there's just the DBs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've now had time to sit down and look and I'm afraid that there's just the DBs. "Ere look. Bargain booze, 4 spirits for thirty quid... I've even heard of one of 'em." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Ere look. Bargain booze, 4 spirits for thirty quid... I've even heard of one of 'em." There's a new one called Fighting Shits. I haven't read it yet; it might be about some of the cunts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Ere look. Bargain booze, 4 spirits for thirty quid... I've even heard of one of 'em." The chairman of Bargain Booze is prepared to pay for Drew's liver transplant. If he snuffs it they might go the way of Woolworths! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Ere look. Bargain booze, 4 spirits for thirty quid... I've even heard of one of 'em." I saw a bloke on an escalator with a copy of Viz under his arm and i was tempted to ask for a butchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, Major Cunt said: The chairman of Bargain Booze is prepared to pay for Drew's liver transplant. If he snuffs it they might go the way of Woolworths! I miss Woolworths. They've replaced it with 'Wilko', which sells the same stuff at the same price but all Chinese fucking dog shit. When we had Woolies, you could go in one shop and get a garden fork, a pair of thermal socks, a fishing rod, and a quarter of sherbert lemons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss Woolworths. They've replaced it with 'Wilko', which sells the same stuff at the same price but all Chinese fucking dog shit. When we had Woolies, you could go in one shop and get a garden fork, a pair of thermal socks, a fishing rod, and a quarter of sherbert lemons. I fucking loved Woolworths when I was little. You could easily nick the self-serve sweets. Fucking Wilkinsons has them right next to the fifty tills (of which only the scratch card and baccy one is ever actually staffed) and surrounded by a platoon of CCTV cameras. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I fucking loved Woolworths when I was little. You could easily nick the self-serve sweets. Fucking Wilkinsons has them right next to the fifty tills (of which only the scratch card and baccy one is ever actually staffed) and surrounded by a platoon of CCTV cameras. Cunts. The world famous Woolworths 'Pick n Mix'. When I was a kid, I couldn't get near it for old ladies lined up along it, harvesting peppermints and barley sugar twists. I used to fantasise about standing behind them with the M60 from 'First Blood' and mowing them down at knee level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I saw a bloke on an escalator with a copy of Viz under his arm and i was tempted to ask for a butchers. My Profanisaurus App has crashed…no more ‘Roger has a new profanity for you’ messages. I’m lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 59 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My Profanisaurus App has crashed…no more ‘Roger has a new profanity for you’ messages. I’m lost. Shithouse shin pad: a rolled up copy of Razzle, stuffed down the front of a sock during a visit to the lavatory for a sneaky 'hand shandy'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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