Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. Welcome back Punkers. How are the gerbils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Welcome back Punkers. How are the gerbils? Hello. I hope your rodents have been shampooed after a hectic weekend in the Gorbals… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello. I hope your rodents have been shampooed after a hectic weekend in the Gorbals… That really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. The Liverpudlians are the salt of the earth .. are you from Winsford by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, Penelope Alive said: The Liverpudlians are the salt of the earth .. are you from Winsford by any chance? What’s happened to the likes arrangements? Is Frank still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s happened to the likes arrangements? Is Frank still alive? Frank is gay now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. I would have thought that after almost a year of being forcefully penetrated in Roops' dungeon, you wouldn't want your fictional sky fairy to save any "Queen". But then again, you've always been a massive, fucking bender born with a silver cock in his mouth. Welcome back, you turd burgling, absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s happened to the likes arrangements? Is Frank still alive? To be Frank I am not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That really you? It's most definitely him. Once again he proves to have all the education of my arsehole after a fiery curry, chiefly not correctly knowing cricket has been our national sport for hundreds of years. Any public school-educated individual would know this. But then again he's not, is he? Welcome back you horrible little chavvy toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I rarely watch professional football as it’s for peasants and the working classes. However it’s the national game and is widely played at amateur level at various public schools including Shrewsbury, Eton and Repton. Our future monarch, Prince William, who is President of the football association was raucously booed and derided during the national anthem by a large element of the Liverpool scum support. The next time they get to a final the venue should be switched to Hillsborough and specifically the Leppings Lane end for Liverpool where they can be packed in like Belsen inmates. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I would have thought that after almost a year of being forcefully penetrated in Roops' dungeon, you wouldn't want your fictional sky fairy to save any "Queen". But then again, you've always been a massive, fucking bender born with a silver cock in his mouth. Welcome back, you turd burgling, absolute fucking disgrace. I was hoping you might comment on the Liverpool scum at the Cup Final. However I won’t report you for going off topic on this occasion. Hopefully you will contract covid and measles simultaneously in the near future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's most definitely him. Once again he proves to have all the education of my arsehole after a fiery curry, chiefly not correctly knowing cricket has been our national sport for hundreds of years. Any public school-educated individual would know this. But then again he's not, is he? Welcome back you horrible little chavvy toad. He needs to call me something that proves it's him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He needs to call me something that proves it's him. You filthy lump of putrefying, regurgitated hyena’s afterbirth. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s happened to the likes arrangements? Is Frank still alive? @Ape™️is still pining for you, we have had to talk him out of topping himself several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You filthy lump of putrefying, regurgitated hyena’s afterbirth. It’s you allright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You filthy lump of putrefying, regurgitated hyena’s afterbirth. Welcome back, you demented little spastic. Edited May 15, 2022 by Ape™️ Change your fucking avatar, you absolute wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: @Ape™️is still pining for you, we have had to talk him out of topping himself several times. Now that is a tragedy… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Welcome back, you demented little spastic. Hello Ape. Are you still painting and decorating for the lower middle classes ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Welcome back and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Neil said: Welcome back and fuck off. Thank you. i don’t remember you at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Thank you. i don’t remember you at all. What were you even coolered for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: What were you even coolered for? I’ve no idea. I appear to have acquired a record ban however… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Ape. Are you still painting and decorating for the lower middle classes ? I think you’re confusing me with someone else - I only paint propeller tips. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve no idea. I appear to have acquired a record ban however… I bet you can’t wait to get 18 holes in after such a long time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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