pegleg Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 She looks more like a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 I've seen plenty of your work now pegleg, very short and allowing others to add their opinions on your fine and varied nominations. I know I've been very critical, but I am beginning to enjoy your posts/nominations...that being said, I cannot ignore the fact that I wish you were dead, and I was wondering what you thought about it? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've seen plenty of your work now pegleg, very short and allowing others to add their opinions on your fine and varied nominations. I know I've been very critical, but I am beginning to enjoy your posts/nominations...that being said, I cannot ignore the fact that I wish you were dead, and I was wondering what you thought about it? I think it would be in everyone's best interest and I applaud the sound reasoning and logic that has brought you to this conclusion. Now that a course of action has been agreed upon it would be wise to discuss the means by which such a goal should be accomplished. Personally, I think bleach, whilst undoubtedly effective and easily sourced, is becoming far too common a suggestion. Therefore, I would like to personally present the concept of a cement mixer filled with used razor blades and a carefully mixed formula of cat piss, lemon juice and white spirit, the entrance of which would be welded shut upon the placement of the subject inside. After this the contraption will be set to its slowest possible setting and a live feed of the event will be offered free of charge to Corner members via carefully placed night-vision cameras within the walls of the drum. Such a project would undoubtedly need large monetary contributions, but I think it would really bring a sense of community spirit and goodwill to the Corner during these difficult times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think it would be in everyone's best interest and I applaud the sound reasoning and logic that has brought you to this conclusion. Now that a course of action has been agreed upon it would be wise to discuss the means by which such a goal should be accomplished. Personally, I think bleach, whilst undoubtedly effective and easily sourced, is becoming far too common a suggestion. Therefore, I would like to personally present the concept of a cement mixer filled with used razor blades and a carefully mixed formula of cat piss, lemon juice and white spirit, the entrance of which would be welded shut upon the placement of the subject inside. After this the contraption will be set to its slowest possible setting and a live feed of the event will be offered free of charge to Corner members via carefully placed night-vision cameras within the walls of the drum. Such a project would undoubtedly need large monetary contributions, but I think it would really bring a sense of community spirit and goodwill to Corner during these difficult times. An interesting and very painful solution in killing the pegleg cunt. Were you head of the torture department in the Tower of London in a past life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: An interesting and very painful solution in killing the pegleg cunt. Were you head of the torture department in the Tower of London in a past life? I just have a very active imagination and have spent a lot of time in queues at the job centre. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted June 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 I guess going out drinking together is out of the question ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 minute ago, pegleg said: I guess going out drinking together is out of the question ? It depends on the timetable, really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I just have a very active imagination and have spent a lot of time in queues at the job centre. Poor old pegleg got type 2 diabetes hence the pegleg...one only has to look at his lazy nominations to know he's a fat lazy cunt and caused his own diabetes. What makes him think he has the right to bother us all with the intention of dragging us into his miserable existence? I think he needs beating half to death with his own stump before your proposed method of finally killing him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, pegleg said: She looks more like a horse You're unreservedly shite. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I think it would be in everyone's best interest and I applaud the sound reasoning and logic that has brought you to this conclusion. Now that a course of action has been agreed upon it would be wise to discuss the means by which such a goal should be accomplished. Personally, I think bleach, whilst undoubtedly effective and easily sourced, is becoming far too common a suggestion. Therefore, I would like to personally present the concept of a cement mixer filled with used razor blades and a carefully mixed formula of cat piss, lemon juice and white spirit, the entrance of which would be welded shut upon the placement of the subject inside. After this the contraption will be set to its slowest possible setting and a live feed of the event will be offered free of charge to Corner members via carefully placed night-vision cameras within the walls of the drum. Such a project would undoubtedly need large monetary contributions, but I think it would really bring a sense of community spirit and goodwill to the Corner during these difficult times. I think the camera lenses would get covered in all blood and shit and puke and stuff. Can't we just let @PANZER MURPHY blow him up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, pegleg said: I guess going out drinking together is out of the question ? We could smoke some weed or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think the camera lenses would get covered in all blood and shit and puke and stuff. Can't we just let @PANZER MURPHY blow him up? You always have to piss all over my torture machine\makeshift weapon fantasies with your logic, don't you? If you ever made a snuff movie it would be narrated by David Attenborough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You always have to piss all over my torture machine\makeshift weapon fantasies with your logic, don't you? If you ever made a snuff movie it would be narrated by David Attenborough. Sorry. I forgot that I ruined your crossbow dreams with science. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: It depends on the timetable, really. Depends on the drink more like - Women's vod - Passionfruit one. Sometimes I tip a good dollop of cider vinegar into my p-fruit vod & turn it into 4 thieves vinegar - it has quite a kick does the cider v. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 4 hours ago, pegleg said: She looks more like a horse Congratulations on your lifetime achievement award at the "Cunt of the Year" show. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 4 hours ago, pegleg said: She looks more like a horse I wish to deliver you a concussive mallet to the centre of your spine. I want to watch you terrified before I piss on you and set the fizz abalze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. I forgot that I ruined your crossbow dreams with science. And the axe headed knuckle dusters! The crossbow was just intended as the launching device for the fish hook half brick - the entire point of it being a half brick was for mobility purposes, but no, we'd have to use a bloody trebuchet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I wish to deliver you a concussive mallet to the centre of your spine. I want to watch you terrified before I piss on you and set the fizz abalze. Nice. But you should really tell your GP about that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Nice. But you should really tell your GP about that... I did. She was German and a little too fascinated for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I did. She was German and a little too fascinated for my liking. Have to watch out for the Germans these days. They'll use anything as a substitute to Russian gas... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson2 Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 She does look like one , and if you go with the nonce rule of "if they look like one they usually are one" I'd say your probably right, Tidy ones only exist on pornhub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Congratulations on your lifetime achievement award at the "Cunt of the Year" show. Billy Butcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy Butcher Indeed. I'm not sure what part of the latest episode I liked best. I can't decide between this quote, the dildo-based slay fest, and the hypersonic super hamster. What a fucking program. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed. I'm not sure what part of the latest episode I liked best. I can't decide between this quote, the dildo-based slay fest, and the hypersonic super hamster. What a fucking program. "A woman has reported a superhero masturbating outside her window." "How does she know it was a superhero? Could've been anybody.." "The window was on a 737." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 6 hours ago, pegleg said: She looks more like a horse Than what? A gerbil?, a bin lorry?, a fucking Big Mac? Sort this shit out you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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