ProfB Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Henry vaccy was involved in a sex act because a retired vicar felt naughty. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html No idea which model? Wet & Dry Cylinder? Vintage one from eBay? Bagless? No mention of what brand his tights were - probably Wolford Satin touch 20 denier Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, ProfB said: Henry vaccy was involved in a sex act because a retired vicar felt naughty. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html No idea which model? Wet & Dry Cylinder? Vintage one from eBay? Bagless? No mention of what brand his tights were - probably Wolford Satin touch 20 denier Love ProfB xxx If it wasn't the pink one, he's a queer. (No offence, now you've taken up bum pinching and rug munching.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Has the Criminal Justice System got nothing better to do than waste their time, and our money, on shit like this. So he was getting sucked off by a vacuum cleaner, so fucking what? If it hadn’t been for some cunt poking his big nose in (probably a fucking Jew) nobody would know about it and no harm done. At least the cunt wasn’t stuffing small furry rodents up his arsehole. ( RSPCA please note) And nobody has suggested that this pervert should be allowed to adopt small children, unlike a certain Reg Dwight. Just another space filling media bullshit story that avoids the real issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 We've all tried it... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Henry vaccy was involved in a sex act because a retired vicar felt naughty. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11013975/Naughty-retired-vicar-74-caught-carrying-sex-act-Henry-Hoover.html No idea which model? Wet & Dry Cylinder? Vintage one from eBay? Bagless? No mention of what brand his tights were - probably Wolford Satin touch 20 denier Love ProfB xxx Come on ProfB. I’m sure I’m not the only one on here to have made the same mistake after a few Babychams, while the missus is sulking upstairs after I’ve had to give her a good telling off? I’ve sold my Hoover on EBay now. Fucking thing was just gathering dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We've all tried it... In the window at Currys? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 minute ago, King Billy said: In the window at Currys? Try before you buy and all that. Stay away from the Dysons, mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Try before you buy and all that. Stay away from the Dysons, mind. It’s probably a total coincidence, but my birds underwear fits our cordless Dyson perfectly when she’s out for the day, and definitely not coming back unexpectedly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We've all tried it... Doofy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Try before you buy and all that. Stay away from the Dysons, mind. True story: a bloke who did this, found out that the shorter the hose, the more suction you get. So he started shortening the hose. He shortened it to a couple of inches, not realising that just inside the hole which the hose attaches to is a metal induction fan. Guess what happened😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Come on ProfB. I’m sure I’m not the only one on here to have made the same mistake after a few Babychams, while the missus is sulking upstairs after I’ve had to give her a good telling off? I’ve sold my Hoover on EBay now. Fucking thing was just gathering dust. Have you nicked @Cuntybawsjoke book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: True story: a bloke who did this, found out that the shorter the hose, the more suction you get. So he started shortening the hose. He shortened it to a couple of inches, not realising that just inside the hole which the hose attaches to is a metal induction fan. Guess what happened😂 Well I can only guess he came out of the whole ordeal kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 6 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve sold my Hoover on EBay now. Fucking thing was just gathering dust. My hoover?? Are you gay?, as only women should own a hoover. Gypps take note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 Could the real reason be that the vicar had already showered but he was still struggling to remove the dried up pieces of choir-boy shit from his Japs eye, so tried using a hoover. See, a legitimate reason for using it and I'm sure they would have let him off if he would have given this excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it wasn't the pink one, he's a queer. (No offence, now you've taken up bum pinching and rug munching.) That vacuum cleaner looks as guilty as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: True story: a bloke who did this, found out that the shorter the hose, the more suction you get. So he started shortening the hose. He shortened it to a couple of inches, not realising that just inside the hole which the hose attaches to is a metal induction fan. Guess what happened😂 He was inducted into Hoovers ‘Hall of Shame’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 This nomination sucks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 Just like the BBC the church is just a haven for perverts and deviants. Both should be abolished immediately or at least boycotted by normal folk. Fucking nonce hiding cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 Just now, Neil said: Just like the BBC the church is just a haven for perverts and deviants. Both should be abolished immediately or at least boycotted by normal folk. Fucking nonce hiding cunts. Neil of Cunt's Corner there, speaking up on behalf of the "normal folk". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Just like the BBC the church is just a haven for perverts and deviants. Both should be abolished immediately or at least boycotted by normal folk. Fucking nonce hiding cunts. Punkers says… ‘reported!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: Try before you buy and all that. Stay away from the Dysons, mind. My family heirloom, a mint 12000 watt G4 Kirby would see this Cunt transgendered in about 20 seconds with his cerebellum sucked clean out of his Jap’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Neil of Cunt's Corner there, speaking up on behalf of the "normal folk". Normal for Norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 06:01, Cunty BigBollox said: My hoover?? Are you gay?, as only women should own a hoover. Not much of a choice so I’m going to reluctantly take the slightly least awful option and identify as a woman. 🎶I want to break free🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not much of a choice so I’m going to reluctantly take the slightly least awful option and identify as a woman. 🎶I want to break free🎶 This 'identifying' thing is very unfair. If a man wants to identify as a woman, everybody else is forced to accept them as a woman... So when I decide to identify as Wolverine, why is everybody NOT, forced to accept the fact that I stab people in the guts 6 times? It's political correctness gone mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This 'identifying' thing is very unfair. If a man wants to identify as a woman, everybody else is forced to accept them as a woman... So when I decide to identify as Wolverine, why is everybody NOT, forced to accept the fact that I stab people in the guts 6 times? It's political correctness gone mad. Why 6 times? Are you Norfolk Wolverine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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