Decimus Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 17 hours ago, Frank said: So much for his resignation as a regular poster over the weekend. What a cunt. As Proper's man on the ground last night, I'm more than a little disappointed that you did absolutely nothing to protect me from the ethnic slurs and baseless accusations of paedophilia that were levelled at me. Consider me disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: As Proper's man on the ground last night, I'm more than a little disappointed that you did absolutely nothing to protect me from the ethnic slurs and baseless accusations of paedophilia that were levelled at me. Consider me disappointed. I wanted to see how much he knew. Nothing as it happens. Can we meet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Oh the irony. You too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: If you eat the red ones you can get off work - life hack. Real lead pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 21 minutes ago, Frank said: I wanted to see how much he knew. Nothing as it happens. Can we meet? I doubt there's anything up here that could ever entice you to make the journey, Frank. We're a simple, rustic folk, with simple, rustic tastes. You won't find any percebes, black label jamón or pulpo a la Gallega in The White Horse, I'll tell thee that for nowt. If I'm ever in the area, though, I promise to pop into the Barbican studio flat and shit in your mouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was busy compiling a research paper for NASA. It's all 'hush hush'. Shhhh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 22 hours ago, Decimus said: This surely wasn't the actual Doubleday? If it was I'm not sure why he came to the conclusion it was me who doxxed him, as far as I recall it was that wanker from the poor man's Corner website. Can't say, the IP details didn't give any pointers so I guess we can only speculate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Can't say, the IP details didn't give any pointers so I guess we can only speculate. Gene Hunt…whoever that was. His posts bore all the hallmarks I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gene Hunt…whoever that was. His posts bore all the hallmarks I believe. I think that was the first incarnation of Larry, I’ve lost track of how many names he’s had since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Can't say, the IP details didn't give any pointers so I guess we can only speculate. I can make something up if that’s any help?🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 On 23/08/2022 at 00:25, Decimus said: Night Cocky, we'll speak soon no doubt xx What's happening here Ducks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 On 23/08/2022 at 19:27, Decimus said: I doubt there's anything up here that could ever entice you to make the journey, Frank. We're a simple, rustic folk, with simple, rustic tastes. You won't find any percebes, black label jamón or pulpo a la Gallega in The White Horse, I'll tell thee that for nowt. If I'm ever in the area, though, I promise to pop into the Barbican studio flat and shit in your mouth. Decs I’m beside myself, I really am. Literally. I’m in my local in EC2 and I’ve just tried to order a pastis from some gormless fat and flat-chested youth cunt. Doesn’t know what it is.. no fucking clue. ‘A wha?’ she says, over an over like a dope King Billy as I repeat the numerous brands.. ‘Pastis, Pernod, Ricard, 51, Henri Bardouin, idiot’. The Italian manager youth comes over and I repeat the above. Nothing. Fuck this life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs I’m beside myself, I really am. Literally. I’m in my local in EC2 and I’ve just tried to order a pastis from some gormless fat and flat-chested youth cunt. Doesn’t know what it is.. no fucking clue. ‘A wha?’ she says, over an over like a dope King Billy as I repeat the numerous brands.. ‘Pastis, Pernod, Ricard, 51, Henri Bardouin. The Italian manager dope comes over and I repeat the above. Nothing. Fuck this life. Kill this Cuntingdon prick, at this point it's probably your only way back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs I’m beside myself, I really am. Literally. I’m in my local in EC2 and I’ve just tried to order a pastis from some gormless fat and flat-chested youth cunt. Doesn’t know what it is.. no fucking clue. ‘A wha?’ she says, over an over like a dope King Billy as I repeat the numerous brands.. ‘Pastis, Pernod, Ricard, 51, Henri Bardouin, idiot’. The Italian manager youth comes over and I repeat the above. Nothing. Fuck this life. Just get a Ginsters one from a petrol station. Cock Piss Kleftiko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Just get a Ginsters one from a petrol station. Cock Piss Kleftiko Empty shelves. Neil’s been up that way today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Kill this Cuntingdon prick, at this point it's probably your only way back. He’s making you look stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: He’s making you look stupid. If at first you don't succeed, carry on ad fucking infinitum, eh Frank? Change the fucking record and put in some effort, you lacklustre prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Just now, Decimus said: If at first you don't succeed, carry on ad fucking infinitum, eh Frank? Change the fucking record and put in some effort, you lacklustre prick. He is! Take a step back and tell me who the idiot is here in the room. Grow up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 42 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs I’m beside myself, I really am. Literally. I’m in my local in EC2 and I’ve just tried to order a pastis from some gormless fat and flat-chested youth cunt. Doesn’t know what it is.. no fucking clue. ‘A wha?’ she says, over an over like a dope King Billy as I repeat the numerous brands.. ‘Pastis, Pernod, Ricard, 51, Henri Bardouin, idiot’. The Italian manager youth comes over and I repeat the above. Nothing. Fuck this life. I feel your pain. As a callow youth, to alleviate the boredom of pints of Tennent's Special, I would occasionally order a Pernod and Blackcurrant on the side, with a packet of beef Hula Hoops as a complementary amuse bouche. One evening they had no beef Hula Hoops left, and I was positively inconsolable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I feel your pain. As a callow youth, to alleviate the boredom of pints of Tennent's Special, I would occasionally order a Pernod and Blackcurrant on the side, with a packet of beef Hula Hoops as a complementary amuse bouche. One evening they had no beef Hula Hoops left, and I was positively inconsolable. I don’t like the flattened ones. Especially if the inner surfaces are touching. Scampi & Lemon Nik-Naks are back though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 36 minutes ago, Frank said: He is! Take a step back and tell me who the idiot is here in the room. Grow up! Sloppy, poorly constructed, wooden and weak. Do it again, dead Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t like the flattened ones. Especially if the inner surfaces are touching. Scampi & Lemon Nik-Naks are back though. If they don't fit snugly on your ring finger, then they're not proper Hula Hoops. Which reminds of a very old, MikeD level joke: 1st Man: Fuck me, I was chopping wood earlier and cut off my finger. 2nd Man: What, your whole finger? 1st Man: No, the one next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sloppy, poorly constructed, wooden and weak. Do it again, dead Cunt. Don’t upset yourself dc. I’m only pushing buttons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t upset yourself dc. I’m only pushing buttons. There's been a lot of talk about dead cunts this evening, Frank. On which note, do you think Snatch will ever rise from the grave? I was quite upset with him when he suddenly turned on me during the Ding Wars. I resolutely refused to mock his subnormal intelligence and inability to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're ' whenever Bill and Bubba were going at him hard. Then he repays my restraint by siding with Ding, fucking Ding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t upset yourself dc. I’m only pushing buttons. Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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