Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 One day in the job and the Queen has carked it. They’ve sent for Andrew for fucks’ sake. It’s over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: @Eric Cuntman, what’s your view on the new Chancellor? Does he warm the cockles of your heart yet? Spunking the nations money on his bluds, yet more fucking water melon, and a night of ho's and coke We're fucked 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 11:26, Eric Cuntman said: How are you a Blairite, you were 10 years old in 1997. You were riding your BMX, eating twizzlers and wanking over the bird from the AOL adverts. I wasn't alive over 2000 years ago when Cicero was knocking around the Roman Forums, either, but I can still appreciate his oratory. As for Blair, I've said all I've got to say about the man. The fact still remains, he was elected three times in a row despite the fact that almost everyone you talk to nowadays agreeing that he was an appalling cunt. A case of my rose tinted glasses in reverse it would seem, because the cunt would never have been in power for over a decade if he was so universally despised at the time. Hindsight is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wasn't alive over 2000 years ago when Cicero was knocking around the Roman Forums, either, but I can still appreciate his oratory. As for Blair, I've said all I've got to say about the man. The fact still remains, he was elected three times in a row despite the fact that almost everyone you talk to nowadays agreeing that he was an appalling cunt. A case of my rose tinted glasses in reverse it would seem, because the cunt would never have been in power for over a decade if he was so universally despised at the time. Hindsight is a cunt. I have the same rosy tint about Thatcher. An equal but different cunt. It’s because at the time, life was carefree for us, the adults worried about the politicians and we just did our thing. Now we have responsibilities and shit we need to do, the cunts in charge seem a lot closer in perspective… “small cunt, far away cunt” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wasn't alive over 2000 years ago when Cicero was knocking around the Roman Forums, either, but I can still appreciate his oratory. As for Blair, I've said all I've got to say about the man. The fact still remains, he was elected three times in a row despite the fact that almost everyone you talk to nowadays agreeing that he was an appalling cunt. A case of my rose tinted glasses in reverse it would seem, because the cunt would never have been in power for over a decade if he was so universally despised at the time. Hindsight is a cunt. You did wank over the bird from the AOL adverts though? Everybody did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: . If only to stop my UK pension, already down 10% in AUD terms this year, dissolving into fucking dust. Why? If you don’t like dust, Australia seems an odd place to shack up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have the same rosy tint about Thatcher. I’ve had thoughts in the past about doing really disgusting things to both of them. ‘Disgusting’ in rather different ways though, as one involved bolt cutters, an ice pick and a blowtorch. The other involved only Rohypnol, Viagra, KY jelly and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You did wank over the bird from the AOL adverts though? Everybody did. AOL….arsehole or labia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 09:22, Eddie said: The liz post was borderline frustrated rapist, this one out and out aggression, hangover this morning? No.. just aggression Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: No.. just aggression Ed. P.o.b? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 https://ibb.co/61dRVTF poor old Trevor… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/61dRVTF poor old Trevor… It’s cunts like him that make people call you a black cunt Ed. Fucking disgusting imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/61dRVTF poor old Trevor… What a snidey little faggot black bastard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 19 hours ago, Eddie said: P.o.b? W. M. C. A...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 20:36, Frank said: Jesus Christ, so fucking thick. Table for one sir? You lonely bald wanker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 https://www.ft.com/content/e8f0dd45-7480-4e27-a590-a94651b7ac61 Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.ft.com/content/e8f0dd45-7480-4e27-a590-a94651b7ac61 Ouch. Shut up, LC. Whoever thought lack of/expensive energy is going to be a massive problem ? Clearly not the twat politicians who can’t see the future past their armchair expiration date. Well, if we can wait like ten years for nuclear, we will be fine, they say. Nothing to worry about, they say. I can’t possibly imagine the effects of furious fracking on water tables or the rock turning into trembling Swiss Cheese, in the meantime.⚰️ Yes, we are fracked. Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 20, 2022 Report Share Posted September 20, 2022 On 08/09/2022 at 19:34, Eric Cuntman said: Another grinning sambo, pushed up front in the name of diversity, with a couple of white underlings in the background doing all the complicated stuff. Same old 21st century bollocks. Nothing to see here. What did you make of the Chancellors’ conduct during the funeral for her Maj, Eric? Gave the distinct impression he did not know how to behave. Perhaps he’s seen, before promptly banning it, the OBR vision of the economic future for the UK, and was getting off on the prospect of his mini budget this week announcing more rainbows and unicorns while the pound hits parity with the defunct Zimbabwean dollar. https://au.news.yahoo.com/treasury-refuses-publish-uk-economic-130005160.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What did you make of the Chancellors’ conduct during the funeral for her Maj, Eric? Gave the distinct impression he did not know how to behave. Perhaps he’s seen, before promptly banning it, the OBR vision of the economic future for the UK, and was getting off on the prospect of his mini budget this week announcing more rainbows and unicorns while the pound hits parity with the defunct Zimbabwean dollar. We could be onto a winner with this cunt as chancellor. When we inevitably go cap in hand to the IMF, old Kwasi-MOBO will come into his own, trust me. All we need to do is get him on the blower to Washington in his Nigerian prince guise, and the next thing you know we'll have their credit card details. Problem solved. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What did you make of the Chancellors’ conduct during the funeral for her Maj, Eric? Gave the distinct impression he did not know how to behave. I find the racist undertones in this comment very offensive Doc. And totally unfounded too. As far as I’m aware he didn’t turn up with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder, his trousers hanging well below his arse, stab or rob anyone, impregnate any of the wide selection of Princesses in attendance, fire up a zoot, start breakdancing during the hymns or any of the ridiculous and frankly racist behavioural habits that are commonly aimed at our brothers from the dark side of the planet. Shame on you. But the security do need to explain who let the cunt in though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 On 20/09/2022 at 23:36, Last Cunt Standing said: What did you make of the Chancellors’ conduct during the funeral for her Maj, Eric? Gave the distinct impression he did not know how to behave. Perhaps he’s seen, before promptly banning it, the OBR vision of the economic future for the UK, and was getting off on the prospect of his mini budget this week announcing more rainbows and unicorns while the pound hits parity with the defunct Zimbabwean dollar. https://au.news.yahoo.com/treasury-refuses-publish-uk-economic-130005160.html The Treasury mice will catch him with his hand in the till, it’s in his nature. And then it’ll be, ‘Thank you Kwartibartfarst’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I find the racist undertones in this comment very offensive Doc. And totally unfounded too. As far as I’m aware he didn’t turn up with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder, his trousers hanging well below his arse, stab or rob anyone, impregnate any of the wide selection of Princesses in attendance, fire up a zoot, start breakdancing during the hymns or any of the ridiculous and frankly racist behavioural habits that are commonly aimed at our brothers from the dark side of the planet. Shame on you. But the security do need to explain who let the cunt in though. He’s one of those spaz blacks that other blacks can’t relate to. Like Carlton in ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s one of those spaz blacks that other blacks can’t relate to. Like Carlton in ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’. Or Nelson Mandela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 On 21/09/2022 at 21:15, King Billy said: I find the racist undertones in this comment very offensive Doc. And totally unfounded too. As far as I’m aware he didn’t turn up with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder, his trousers hanging well below his arse, stab or rob anyone, impregnate any of the wide selection of Princesses in attendance, fire up a zoot, start breakdancing during the hymns or any of the ridiculous and frankly racist behavioural habits that are commonly aimed at our brothers from the dark side of the planet. Shame on you. But the security do need to explain who let the cunt in though. I don’t like this coloured finger pointing and insinuating (presumably in good faith), by our friend LC, Billy. It suggests that we have a calculus-resistant, power-hungry, useless Bongo in charge of the country’s finances. It’s all very racist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 47 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I don’t like this coloured finger pointing and insinuating (presumably in good faith), by our friend LC, Billy. It suggests that we have a calculus-resistant, power-hungry, useless Bongo in charge of the country’s finances. It’s all very racist. I’ve heard he’s going to announce that anyone on Universal Credit will receive a big sack of uncut diamonds and gold nuggets if they give him a bag of shiny beads or one of those magic TV boxes with the tiny people inside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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