Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Sending for the family, even the black sheep, sends a very strong signal. I’m afraid she’s dying, if not already dead. The Ravens are leaving the tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 What a time for a reaper drone strike on Balmoral. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sending for the family, even the black sheep, sends a very strong signal. I’m afraid she’s dying, if not already dead. The Ravens are leaving the tower. Have you seen her hands in this photo, LCS? Last time I saw hands like that they were attached to a corpse. I hope we get at least a week off work to mourn. I'm going to be distraught. Not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I fully expect Markle to claim the throne and blame racism when she doesn’t get it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I hope Di is waiting at the gates for the old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Have you seen her hands in this photo, LCS? Last time I saw hands like that they were attached to a corpse. I hope we get at least a week off work to mourn. I'm going to be distraught. Not. There was another shot of her fingers which matched the fireplace. And that bruising is surely from a cannula, no? Ten quid she was stripped by a lady in waiting and back in bed five minutes after Truss left the room. She’ll be dead before the Six o clock news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Did they get a gas bill at Balmoral this morning? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 31 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sending for the family, even the black sheep, sends a very strong signal. I’m afraid she’s dying, if not already dead. The Ravens are leaving the tower. You cunt. I read the title, stood up, and spilt my g&t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You cunt. I read the title, stood up, and spilt my g&t. I’m sorry Withers, I’d have gone for La Reine if I didn’t think the grammar police would be telling me I needed a cedilla on the last e or some such shit. Standby for an outpouring of nationalism not seen since there was a Panzer on your lawn. And by that I don’t mean an Irish europhile minstrel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m sorry Withers, I’d have gone for La Reine if I didn’t think the grammar police would be telling me I needed a cedilla on the last e or some such shit. Standby for an outpouring of nationalism not seen since there was a Panzer on your lawn. And by that I don’t mean an Irish europhile minstrel. No need to apologise LCD. My father was a British officer, and a staunch royalist, and insisted I stood. My French mother, on the other hand, used to say 'sit down, you stupid little mongrel cunt'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 27 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And that bruising is surely from a cannula, no? 100%, and several failed attempts to get them in . . . to administer a lethal dose, no doubt. They won't let her get so frail she's in a wheelchair or bedbound. Time to bump the old cunt off, just like her father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said: 100%, and several failed attempts to get them in . . . to administer a lethal dose, no doubt. They won't let her get so frail she's in a wheelchair or bedbound. Time to bump the old cunt off, just like her father. “The King’s life is moving peacefully to its close…..” Aided by a whacking slug of diamorphine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “The King’s life is moving peacefully to its close…..” Aided by a whacking slug of diamorphine. I like the MST variety. The ones they put glue in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said: 100%, and several failed attempts to get them in . . . to administer a lethal dose, no doubt. They won't let her get so frail she's in a wheelchair or bedbound. Time to bump the old cunt off, just like her father. Wasn't that George V, her grandfather? Apparently done to make the morning papers. I believe the old bastard got a speedball into the jugular vein. There are worse ways to go I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Id like to wish Mrs saxe coburg goethe a speedy recovery...lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 There seems to be an awful lot of past tense from a black-tied Huw Edwards right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was another shot of her fingers which matched the fireplace. And that bruising is surely from a cannula, no? Ten quid she was stripped by a lady in waiting and back in bed five minutes after Truss left the room. She’ll be dead before the Six o clock news. I'd say it was more due to her leathering Johnson, on his way out on Monday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 How much longer everyone think she has ? Can she grant something like a pardon for Andrew ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Choked on a fish bone… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 42 minutes ago, peglegtwo said: How much longer everyone think she has ? Can she grant something like a pardon for Andrew ? Fuck all that shit Peglegtwo, I want an investigation into the Scots trying to kill our beloved Queen. It can't be a coincidence that they want another fucking referendum and what a way to get another one by poisoning Ma'am and throwing the Monarchy into chaos. Will you march on Scotland with me Brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 I don't know what everybody's worried about. The old cunt's just shedding her skin, as these space lizards do every hundred years or so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know what everybody's worried about. The old cunt's just shedding her skin, as these space lizards do every hundred years or so. Jane Badler didn’t age well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Last time an old Queen died in Scotland was when Julian Clary bombed at Glasgow Barrowlands 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 Joe Biden has just been on TV to send his best wishes to Queen Victoria. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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