The UK Now Officially In Recession

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

As you will be plastic skippy. Don’t forget 75% of the earths population lives just to your north and every stinking gook, slope and curry wahalla will see Australia as a home from home; it’s full of flies, dangerous snakes and is hot as fuck. 

Good luck with your new Burmese war criminal neighbours 
 

My neighbours are lovely people. Everybody needs good neighbours. 

[Witheredscrote]

44 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My neighbours are lovely people. Everybody needs good neighbours. 

You should be so lucky

[Witheredscrote]

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

I've been absolutely off of my tits every day since I finished work on the 15th. It may not be snowing anywhere else, but it's been a total white out here on top of everything else I've shoved up my nose and into my gob.

Withers! You're lucky I'm washing it all down with some herbage and benzos, otherwise I'd be coming down on you like a tonne of fucking bricks. Say something to make me laugh or you're dead meat, you slimy fucking worm.

Will you just fuck off?

[Eddie]

On 24/12/2022 at 22:13, Witheredscrote said:

You should be so lucky

Will you just fuck off. 

[Cuntybaws]

On 24/12/2022 at 22:13, Witheredscrote said:

You should be so lucky

Breast cancer?

[King Billy]

On 21/12/2022 at 16:40, Neil said:

This country has gone to the fucking dogs.

You’ve spelled wogs wrong Neil.

[King Billy]

On 22/12/2022 at 09:57, Last Cunt Standing said:

Fucked any more glove puppets recently you fucking sicko? I’m no expert (and happy to ask my sex therapist friend for you if you ask nicely) but I reckon that filthy bastard Nookie bear should be next in line for your attention. If you get really bored halfway through thrusting into a lifeless Bear, with apologies to Mr Freud, you could count his sphincteral openings. 

Merry Christmas, you spectacularly dull twat. 

Allright lads?

[King Billy]

On 24/12/2022 at 14:00, scotty said:

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Dry since 2016. 😢

Roops dehydrated front arse?

[King Billy]

On 24/12/2022 at 15:01, scotty said:

since deciding to ditch the wife I really haven't felt any urge to drink at all 😄😄

Quite understandable really. A hangover the next morning could spoil your joy and jubilation when recalling the previous days great work.

[scotty]

On 24/12/2022 at 15:30, Cuntybaws said:

 

 

Eddie "Tenpole" Tudor? 🤔

[Cuntybaws]

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

Eddie "Tenpole" Tudor? 🤔

He does have swords in his eyes, as it happens - just not a thousand of them. (Or it might be rockets, or cocks, or something - it's a long time since I watched it.)

[ratcum]

7 minutes ago, scotty said:

Eddie "Tenpole" Tudor? 🤔

Alright Sprotters? I'm thinking of doing some necro action on a celeb who died in 2022. Want to join me?

[Dyslexic cnut]

On 19/11/2022 at 06:00, Last Cunt Standing said:

I believe those traditionally best placed to predict UK economic headwinds Neil are Hookers, Publicans and Taxi Drivers. I suggest you’ll be fully abreast of the situation with a few research trips/nights on the tiles. Do report back. 

Economic headwinds, recession and whatever, Doc. We’re still ‘ considerably richer than you’ Now, fuck off up an Abbo’s arse you runaway tramp.

[scotty]

11 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Alright Sprotters? I'm thinking of doing some necro action on a celeb who died in 2022. Want to join me?

You might at least wait until the lid's on Pelè's coffin Rat. 

[King Billy]

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Economic headwinds, recession and whatever, Doc. We’re still ‘ considerably richer than you’ Now, fuck off up an Abbo’s arse you runaway tramp.

DC I came back from Belfast on the day sailing to Birkenhead yesterday. It was raining heavily when we arrived , but not heavily enough to hide the absolute fucking eyesore across the river, so the imaginary M4 got a damn good  thrashing down the M53 past Elmsmere Port and Runcorn to the M56 and onward to the big smoke. Happy new year.

[ratcum]

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

You might at least wait until the lid's on Pelè's coffin Rat. 

brown action?

Fuck me you're a bit of a progressive aren't you? 👺

[Dyslexic cnut]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

DC I came back from Belfast on the day sailing to Birkenhead yesterday. It was raining heavily when we arrived , but not heavily enough to hide the absolute fucking eyesore across the river, so the imaginary M4 got a damn good  thrashing down the M53 past Elmsmere Port and Runcorn to the M56 and onward to the big smoke. Happy new year.

You shambolic sash cunt. I’d have rolled the orange carpet out. Mrs Cnut is beside herself. I’ve got ninety gallon of four star here and a partially used Xmas tree that you could have flogged on. I’m disappointed. Saying that, every cunt’s  getting shot up here lately but we still could’ve had a quiet night out. Cunt.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You shambolic sash cunt. I’d have rolled the orange carpet out. Mrs Cnut is beside herself. I’ve got ninety gallon of four star here and a partially used Xmas tree that you could have flogged on. I’m disappointed.

Next time DC, but the cunt in the passenger seat (who I love dearly) was touching cloth and her mum  works at Watford Gap services (fitting lorry tyres) so she gets the VIP treatment (a free egg and onion sandwich) every time she pops in for an emergency clearout. Swings and roundabouts mate.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, ratcum said:

brown action?

Fuck me you're a bit of a progressive aren't you? 👺

How about  Vivienne Westwood then? She's still fresh, and she was fond of using swastikas during her bondage period on Carnaby Street.