Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The uneducated chavs amongst us who can't afford to heat their homes are clamouring over this tea light-upturned plant pot heater, with devastating results. They seem to quite often generate a bit more heat than planned because they haven't mastered fire and Trumpton has to turn up to give all their household possessions the only wash their ever likely to get just to put the fucking flames out. Thick (cold) cunts. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 You're clearly back on the alcohol before you've finished those antibiotics, aren't you Big Bollock? How can you be so cold? As I write this, cunts are literally freezing to death (possibly with Covid), fat cunts are having to decide on heating or eating. I hope they're all dead by the morning. Lol and reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 41 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The uneducated chavs amongst us who can't afford to heat their homes are clamouring over this tea light-upturned plant pot heater, with devastating results. They seem to quite often generate a bit more heat than planned because they haven't mastered fire and Trumpton has to turn up to give all their household possessions the only wash their ever likely to get just to put the fucking flames out. Thick (cold) cunts. Lol A fucking tea light, and a plastic plant pot. I agree, what thick cunts they must be. Me, I simply place 2 tsp's of my decomposing smegma behind the settee, and watch my wife, and the dog rushing round the room, trying to locate the stench. It soon warms the room up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Their concept of central heating is a bongful of weed and a crate of Carling. The government really need to crackdown on these meatheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A fucking tea light, and a plastic plant pot. I agree, what thick cunts they must be. Me, I simply place 2 tsp's of my decomposing smegma behind the settee, and watch my wife, and the dog rushing round the room, trying to locate the stench. It soon warms the room up. Don't you just build a pyr of washed up dead Albanians to burn after you've sold them one of your 'luxury inflatable cruise boats' to the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A fucking tea light, and a plastic plant pot. I agree, what thick cunts they must be. Me, I simply place 2 tsp's of my decomposing smegma behind the settee, and watch my wife, and the dog rushing round the room, trying to locate the stench. It soon warms the room up. 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't you just build a pyr of washed up dead Albanians to burn after you've sold them one of your 'luxury inflatable cruise boats' to the UK. What a pair of thick, fucking cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: behind the settee, ‘chaise longue’ s’il vous plait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 13 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: Their concept of central heating is a bongful of weed and a crate of Carling. The government really need to crackdown on these meatheads. Four two litre bottles of white lightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The uneducated chavs amongst us who can't afford to heat their homes are clamouring over this tea light-upturned plant pot heater, with devastating results. They seem to quite often generate a bit more heat than planned because they haven't mastered fire and Trumpton has to turn up to give all their household possessions the only wash their ever likely to get just to put the fucking flames out. Thick (cold) cunts. Lol I’m amazed the genius resolved to this level of technological complexity. Fire on the carpet would do it just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 17 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: tea light-upturned plant pot heater You're lucky, when I was a child, we kept warm in winter by working harder down't pit, dragging two ton o' coal to the surface, for fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt, the lick of leather on skin would keep us warm. 🔥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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