Uncle Meatus Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink. Go fuck yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink. Is it a Vandan Plas 1500? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Is it a Vandan Plas 1500? Ooh. Swanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Is it even worthwhile trying to derail this Nom? Pile of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it even worthwhile trying to derail this Nom? No, it's not. This absolute bollocks makes anyone else on here look like a fucking genius, and I don't exclude anyone but the OP from that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, scotty said: No, it's not. This absolute bollocks makes anyone else on here look like a fucking genius, and I don't exclude anyone but the OP from that statement. Fucking hell Scotty, not even Drew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Scotty, not even Drew? Withers, I'm going to smash your puckered, old arsehole into smithereens. Have you ever seen an overripe watermelon get battered with a claw hammer? That's what you're going to be dealing with. I suggest that you collect all the grease from your female relatives armpits to lube yourself up, because you're going to fucking need it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Scotty, not even Drew? Scrotes, compared to this drivel from Meatus, the combined output of even Prof B and Pen looks like the golden era of Oscar Wilde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: Withers, I'm going to smash your puckered, old arsehole into smithereens. Have you ever seen an overripe watermelon get battered with a claw hammer? That's what you're going to be dealing with. I suggest that you collect all the grease from your female relatives armpits to lube yourself up, because you're going to fucking need it. I'm no expert, but I'm sensing hostility here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Scotty, not even Drew? Fuck off you cheating frog cunt. How much did it cost you to bribe that Mr Magoo of a fucking referee last night?, and you had better not used those funds we've been giving your fucking useless border control to stop swarthys getting across the channel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck off you cheating frog cunt. How much did it cost you to bribe that Mr Magoo of a fucking referee last night?, and you had better not used those funds we've been giving your fucking useless border control to stop swarthys getting across the channel. Piss off Drew. You have no place commenting on ‘thawing’. Happy shopper vodka doesn’t freeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Ötzi The Iceman has long been heralded as the anthropological find of a lifetime. One can only begin to imagine the excitement in the scientific world when Frank is finally discovered dead and hanging in his Barbican flat, only for the Old Bill to subsequently discover a perfectly frozen example of Peking Man in his chest freezer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ötzi The Iceman has long been heralded as the anthropological find of a lifetime. One can only begin to imagine the excitement in the scientific world when Frank is finally discovered dead and hanging in his Barbican flat, only for the Old Bill to subsequently discover a perfectly frozen example of Peking Man in his chest freezer. I love it when you’re on a Charlie comedown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ötzi The Iceman has long been heralded as the anthropological find of a lifetime. One can only begin to imagine the excitement in the scientific world when Frank is finally discovered dead and hanging in his Barbican flat, only for the Old Bill to subsequently discover a perfectly frozen example of Peking Man in his chest freezer. I'm thinking of having a double mastectomy Deco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I love it when you’re on a Charlie comedown. I once saw Lena Zavaroni eat a tictac® Authoritah. She doubled in weight before my very eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: I once saw Lena Zavaroni eat a tictac® Authoritah. She doubled in weight before my very eyes. Karen Carpenter once ate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karen Carpenter once ate. "I'm on the top of the fridge Looking down on a fucking big pie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karen Carpenter once ate. Eric, the corners anorexic jokes are wearing a bit thin 😬 Love profB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Eric, the corners anorexic jokes are wearing a bit thin 😬 I'm glad you brought that up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm glad you brought that up. it's sickening really, makes you feel empty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 25 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm glad you brought that up. I want to throw up after reading the posts. 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 On 10/12/2022 at 18:55, Uncle Meatus said: Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink. YIKES, somehow things slimmed down, & Prof started shaking her butt at this lovely toon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 26 minutes ago, ProfB said: I want to throw up after reading the posts. 😕 "Bulimics of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your dinner." John Prescott, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I once saw Lena Zavaroni eat a tictac® Authoritah. She doubled in weight before my very eyes. Wasn’t she found crushed to death underneath half a gram of Charlie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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