Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 I always enjoy the news over Christmas, there’s usually a celebrity death or two to chew on through the Merryneum between the 25/12 and 1/1. Perpetual runners The Queen and Prince Phil are non-entries this year, so who’s going to drop off the perch this year to much general amusement? I’ll open the bidding at Sir Ian Mckellen, with a fiver each way on Jimmy Carter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Gazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Neil said: Gazza Pele might be a safer bet, Neil. I thought the old bugger would go for it at the World Cup, but I imagine the Argentinian FA bunged the oncologists in Brazil a few pesos to delay the inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Pele might be a safer bet, Neil. I thought the old bugger would go for it at the World Cup, but I imagine the Argentinian FA bunged the oncologists in Brazil a few pesos to delay the inevitable. He has been quite stiff for a few years now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ll open the bidding at Sir Ian Mckellen. Can but hope, the vile old poof. I want to nominate somebody black, but I quite like Morgan Freeman so Bill Cosby it is. If we play our cards right on this one, we may even become the subject of an outraged article: Sick Website Names Queen in 2022 Dead Pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Can but hope, the vile old poof. I want to nominate somebody black, but I quite like Morgan Freeman so Bill Cosby it is. If we play our cards right on this one, we may even become the subject of an outraged article: Sick Website Names Queen in 2022 Dead Pool Cosby had quite a spring in his step the last I saw. I’d have gone for James Earl Jones. In fact I just had to check he wasn’t already singing in the choir invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Cosby had quite a spring in his step the last I saw. I’d have gone for James Earl Jones. In fact I just had to check he wasn’t already singing in the choir invisible. It's more hope than expectation - I just WANT the cunt to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's more hope than expectation - I just WANT the cunt to die. I can’t think why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Robbie Williams. Meghan Markle. Not likely but it would make for a lovely Christmas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's more hope than expectation - I just WANT the cunt to die. You've had your wish granted with Bruce Forsyth, Baws. Don't be greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, scotty said: You've had your wish granted with Bruce Forsyth, Baws. Don't be greedy. Out of likes, and it's not often that happens. Just Jimmy Tarbuck to go, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I always enjoy the news over Christmas, there’s usually a celebrity death or two to chew on through the Merryneum between the 25/12 and 1/1. Perpetual runners The Queen and Prince Phil are non-entries this year, so who’s going to drop off the perch this year to much general amusement? I’ll open the bidding at Sir Ian Mckellen, with a fiver each way on Jimmy Carter. King Charlie’s beetroot puff anatomy is going off rapidly. Unless he joins the twelve steps club, he is done for. ”I must have been very, very drunk”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I think Chris Rea won't be driving home for next christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Who the fuck knows when you're talking deaths of famous people when you look at the celebrities that provide some assistance to make the final journey with some exotic substance or a ligature around the neck. Do we want to narrow it down to 'natural causes only'? My money's on Daniella Westbrook turning herself inside out during a violent sneeze. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I am going for Robert Duvall,Clint Eastwood or hopefully that utter cunt Chris Moyles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 We seem to go for the old crumblies but recently it's been people who are a bit younger, like Terry Hall and Victor Lewis-Smith. But I must admit @Total Cuntbreedhas a point. Clint Eastwood could be riding off into the sunset. Anyway, Merry Christmas yah filthy animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: We seem to go for the old crumblies but recently it's been people who are a bit younger, like Terry Hall and Victor Lewis-Smith. But I must admit @Total Cuntbreedhas a point. Clint Eastwood could be riding off into the sunset. Anyway, Merry Christmas yah filthy animals Just watched The Enforcer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Who the fuck knows when you're talking deaths of famous people when you look at the celebrities that provide some assistance to make the final journey with some exotic substance or a ligature around the neck. Do we want to narrow it down to 'natural causes only'? My money's on Daniella Westbrook turning herself inside out during a violent sneeze. Famous people only die ‘peacefully after a short illness’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Except Michael Hutchence who died noisily after a long wank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Keith Richards. Just kidding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Shane McGowan. Surely.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can but hope, the vile old poof. I want to nominate somebody black, but I quite like Morgan Freeman so Bill Cosby it is. Jeez, has everyone forgotten Henry? Surprised his brothers haven't speared him in the back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Jeez, has everyone forgotten Henry? Surprised his brothers haven't speared him in the back. Good call. A dead Lenny Henry would cheer us all up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 hours ago, scotty said: Keith Richards. Just kidding. That cunt died years ago. It's just nobody's fucking told him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That cunt died years ago. It's just nobody's fucking told him Cliff Richard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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