Hi everybody

[scotty]

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

the Englishman in me does love a plucky underdog.

You've opened yourself to allegations of bestiality there Eric, for which there already exists a precedent on here. 

[and]

5 hours ago, scotty said:

Southern, I do believe you're flirting with him

No problem Spotty, I ain't that way inclined, there probably are posters who would be, but he's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks I'm interested, woof woof 😉

[Cuntybaws]

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You can’t play with two decks Eric, befriending a nonce does not sit well with me. 

Casinos play with multiple decks all the time. Doesn't stop me counting cards, just makes the payback period a little longer.

 

[scotty]

2 minutes ago, cunt said:

No problem Spotty, I ain't that way inclined, there probably are posters who would be, but he's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks I'm interested, woof woof 😉

This place is like the Blue Oyster bar, but without the subtlety. 😄

[and]

Just now, scotty said:

This place is like the Blue Oyster bar, but without the subtlety. 😄

Is that the hostelry where the Blue Oyster Cult partake of a few shandies?🍺🍻🍺

[Cuntybaws]

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

This place is like the Blue Oyster bar, but without the subtlety.

1 minute ago, cunt said:

Is that the hostelry where the Blue Oyster Cult partake of a few shandies?

Don't Fear The Raper.

[Wolfie]

5 hours ago, cunt said:

Strange that.

You're another dumb southern cunt who introduced the subject to the thread, how does it feel to be a sheep that posts copy & paste  facsimiles of what you've read previously?

Speaking of no trick ponies, can't you invent some nonsense of your own, you pathetic little plagiarist?✍️📰

Fuck off you incredibly dim, insentient, cowpat dive-bombing cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You can’t play with two decks Eric, befriending a nonce does not sit well with me. 

Is he a nonce then? I don’t share his taste in females, but it’s hardly noncing is it.

Anyway Edward.. it’s already about 7 onto 1. Are you saying that little me, giving him a bit of encouragement from the sidelines is making you nervous? You lot seemed a bit braver than that in ‘Zulu’.

Nice Frank impersonation by the way.

[Eddie]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is he a nonce then? I don’t share his taste in females, but it’s hardly noncing is it.

Anyway Edward.. it’s already about 7 onto 1. Are you saying that little me, giving him a bit of encouragement from the sidelines is making you nervous? You lot seemed a bit braver than that in ‘Zulu’.

Nice Frank impersonation by the way.

Yes he is a as well you know, why would you encourage that behaviour?  And flattery regards Frank, the best there ever was by a country mile. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Yes he is a as well you know, why would you encourage that behaviour?  And flattery regards Frank, the best there ever was by a country mile. 

I wouldn’t encourage paedophilia Ed. If it was evident, or proven, I would be first in line with Stanley Knife and lemon juice. I don’t see that. Just someone with odd tastes. 
 And if you ever imply that I’m a paedo sympathiser again.. I’ll fuck you nine ways from niggertown. 

[Eddie]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn’t encourage paedophilia Ed. If it was evident, or proven, I would be first in line with Stanley Knife and lemon juice. I don’t see that. Just someone with odd tastes. 
 And if you ever imply that I’m a paedo sympathiser again.. I’ll fuck you nine ways from niggertown. 

Reported. 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Eddie said:

Reported. 

Ironic considering you’ve just banned yourself 5 minutes ago.

[Witheredscrote]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn’t encourage paedophilia Ed. If it was evident, or proven, I would be first in line with Stanley Knife and lemon juice. I don’t see that. Just someone with odd tastes. 
 And if you ever imply that I’m a paedo sympathiser again.. I’ll fuck you nine ways from niggertown. 

Reported

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, cunt said:

No problem Spotty, I ain't that way inclined, there probably are posters who would be, but he's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks I'm interested, woof woof 😉

Fucking hell. Is this the standard of commenting that some new blood, perhaps thinking of joining, might aspire to see?

You childish dickhead. You're absolutely dogshit, in every way. 

[Witheredscrote]

36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is he a nonce then? I don’t share his taste in females, but it’s hardly noncing is it.

Anyway Edward.. it’s already about 7 onto 1. Are you saying that little me, giving him a bit of encouragement from the sidelines is making you nervous? You lot seemed a bit braver than that in ‘Zulu’.

Nice Frank impersonation by the way.

@Eddie, that's you, that is.  'Assegai, what a guy'.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, scotty said:

You've opened yourself to allegations of bestiality there Eric, for which there already exists a precedent on here. 

I've always had my suspicions about him, but I'm saying nothing.

[Eddie]

19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ironic considering you’ve just banned yourself 5 minutes ago.

I need a rest from you like farming my nice guy old bollocks Eric. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I need a rest from you like farming my nice guy old bollocks Eric. 

You’re fucking getting it then aren’t you.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m not taking sides in this, but your tenacity is impressive. Like the Jack Russell who knows he’s not the biggest dog in the yard but doesn’t give a fuck anyway.

Try turning it around. Ask them which women they find attractive and why. They will have to respond, as refusing to do so would indicate something to hide.. and when they do, you can start picking holes in their personal tastes. 
 
As stated, I’m not taking sides. But the Englishman in me does love a plucky underdog.

What the fuck are you playing at here, Eric? The man is a fucking idiot, he makes no nominations, barely any on topic comments and just constantly attacks people unprovoked. He is almost universally despised, even by people who are normally non-partisan, and plenty of us think he's sinister borderline pervert, as indeed did you before this bizarre turnaround:

@Carl Sway What I meant to say was, eat shit you stupid little cunt. I thought you were ok when you turned up. But you’ve proven yourself time and time again to be a smug, arrogant, prissy little thin skinned crybaby. Launching unprovoked attacks on all and sundry, and then claiming victimhood like a snidey schoolchild. Leading nicely into the final point, you are a creepy, Tim Westwood-esque borderline pervert. 

 You don’t fit in here. Fuck off before you get fucked off. 
 

I’m about a quarter inch away from making you my new Saucepants. Your choice, shitcunt.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Decimus said:

What the fuck are you playing at here, Eric? The man is a fucking idiot, he makes no nominations, barely any on topic comments and just constantly attacks people unprovoked. He is almost universally despised, even by people who are normally non-partisan, and plenty of us think he's sinister borderline pervert, as indeed did you before this bizarre turnaround:

@Carl Sway What I meant to say was, eat shit you stupid little cunt. I thought you were ok when you turned up. But you’ve proven yourself time and time again to be a smug, arrogant, prissy little thin skinned crybaby. Launching unprovoked attacks on all and sundry, and then claiming victimhood like a snidey schoolchild. Leading nicely into the final point, you are a creepy, Tim Westwood-esque borderline pervert. 

 You don’t fit in here. Fuck off before you get fucked off. 
 

I’m about a quarter inch away from making you my new Saucepants. Your choice, shitcunt.

 

Because he might be a fucking oddball, but he’s not a sicko as far as I can tell. And he has made the effort to keep his erratic temper in check. I don’t really get him, but I’ve got used to him. 
 As for my history with him, I don’t mind a fair fight one on one, and when it’s a genuine wrongun like Pete, I’m happy to join in kicking it to death. But he’s not Pete. 
 I said I wasn’t taking his side, or anyone else’s. My argument with him was done and dusted. Carry on with yours by all means, but don’t start implying that I’m a nonce… like that pigeon arsed black cunt just did.

[Eddie]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Because he might be a fucking oddball, but he’s not a sicko as far as I can tell. And he has made the effort to keep his erratic temper in check. I don’t really get him, but I’ve got used to him. 
 As for my history with him, I don’t mind a fair fight one on one, and when it’s a genuine wrongun like Pete, I’m happy to join in kicking it to death. But he’s not Pete. 
 I said I wasn’t taking his side, or anyone else’s. My argument with him was done and dusted. Carry on with yours by all means, but don’t start implying that I’m a nonce… like that pigeon arsed black cunt just did.

Reported again, nonce sympathiser….

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because he might be a fucking oddball, but he’s not a sicko as far as I can tell. And he has made the effort to keep his erratic temper in check. I don’t really get him, but I’ve got used to him. 
 As for my history with him, I don’t mind a fair fight one on one, and when it’s a genuine wrongun like Pete, I’m happy to join in kicking it to death. But he’s not Pete. 
 I said I wasn’t taking his side, or anyone else’s. My argument with him was done and dusted. Carry on with yours by all means, but don’t start implying that I’m a nonce… like that pigeon arsed black cunt just did.

Stop using my work.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Reported again, nonce sympathiser….

It’s not as good as Frank. 

[Decimus]

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because he might be a fucking oddball, but he’s not a sicko as far as I can tell. And he has made the effort to keep his erratic temper in check. I don’t really get him, but I’ve got used to him. 
 As for my history with him, I don’t mind a fair fight one on one, and when it’s a genuine wrongun like Pete, I’m happy to join in kicking it to death. But he’s not Pete. 
 I said I wasn’t taking his side, or anyone else’s. My argument with him was done and dusted. Carry on with yours by all means, but don’t start implying that I’m a nonce… like that pigeon arsed black cunt just did.

Sorry to go all Bawsey on you, but in the 150 posts he's made since October 29th, only 27 of them have been on topic. And it's not like he was just fighting fire with fire, when a number of us were apparently blocked, he'd pop up with one of his running commentaries on a thread attacking one or more people, completely unprovoked. It was only a few weeks ago when he randomly took a pop at Scotty, who had done absolutely nothing to provoke it. If that's him keeping his temper in check then he's not doing a very good job of it.

I'm not asking you to join in, I'm not accusing you of being a nonce sympathiser. But I don't take kindly to you giving him fucking tips on how to fight back, that feels like taking sides to me, despite him turning quicker than a snake and attacking you every time you offer him an olive branch. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Sorry to go all Bawsey on you, but in the 150 posts he's made since October 29th, only 27 of them have been on topic. And it's not like he was just fighting fire with fire, when a number of us were apparently blocked, he'd pop up with one of his running commentaries on a thread attacking one or more people, completely unprovoked. It was only a few weeks ago when he randomly took a pop at Scotty, who had done absolutely nothing to provoke it. If that's him keeping his temper in check then he's not doing a very good job of it.

I'm not asking you to join in, I'm not accusing you of being a nonce sympathiser. But I don't take kindly to you giving him fucking tips on how to fight back, that feels like taking sides to me, despite him turning quicker than a snake and attacking you every time you offer him an olive branch. 

 

I honestly didn’t think you’d mind me coaching him a bit to make it more of a scrap. I get what you’re saying. Think back to the Scotty incident, I was the first one to jump on him. And I’ll do it again if I think he deserves it. But I’m not joining a pack that already consists of four Alpha predators, and they don’t need to get fucking paranoid if I stand ringside and stir things up a bit.