Penny Farthing Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 What the fuck is all this nonsense about .. won't three in one or Castrol GTX do the same job? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/king-charles-coronation-oil-is-consecrated-in-jerusalem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 It's not as wierd as the little bird-shaped jug that they pour it out of. This is just the start of the Ghormanghastian rigmarole that makes royalty so mysterious and special. Some of it's so special that they do it under a big tablecloth so the proles can't see. We just have to take their word that it's been done properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: What the fuck is all this nonsense about .. won't three in one or Castrol GTX do the same job? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/king-charles-coronation-oil-is-consecrated-in-jerusalem Duckhams 20/50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Charles is 74 now, and I doubt modern medicine can keep his wizened vegetable-loving husk going for more than 20 years. That means that William will be 60 when he assumes the throne, and actuarially good for another 30 years. And THAT means that I will be dead before that awful, prissy, little Lord Fauntleroy homunculus Prince George gets a go in the big chair. Thank fuck for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Duckhams 20/50. Surely I can't be the first to suggest setting the cunt on fire? This place has gone to the dogs, no wonder @Decimus has abdicated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Surely I can't be the first to suggest setting the cunt on fire? This place has gone to the dogs, no wonder @Decimus has abdicated. I actually preferred ‘Manhunter’ to Red Dragon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: What the fuck is all this nonsense about .. won't three in one or Castrol GTX do the same job? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/king-charles-coronation-oil-is-consecrated-in-jerusalem You can't sprinkle a twat with a manly oil, Pen, it's got to be all flowers and vegetables. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Charles is 74 now, and I doubt modern medicine can keep his wizened vegetable-loving husk going for more than 20 years. That means that William will be 60 when he assumes the throne, and actuarially good for another 30 years. And THAT means that I will be dead before that awful, prissy, little Lord Fauntleroy homunculus Prince George gets a go in the big chair. Thank fuck for that. I dunno Bawsey, I was hoping to live to see the dusky one bounce up the steps of St.Pauls to get the crown put on his dreadlocks and become Jah's chosen one. Yah mon! Irie irie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Charles is 74 now, and I doubt modern medicine can keep his wizened vegetable-loving husk going for more than 20 years. That means that William will be 60 when he assumes the throne, and actuarially good for another 30 years. And THAT means that I will be dead before that awful, prissy, little Lord Fauntleroy homunculus Prince George gets a go in the big chair. Thank fuck for that. Personally I am coming round to the idea that the reason you can’t currently buy tomatoes in the UK, is to stop seditious cunts stockpiling them to lob in the direction of jug ears and his bitch as they make their way through London in their gold encrusted carriage. I might suggest it to @King Billy, he likes that sort of thing. I note the anointing oil comes from olive trees on the Mount of Olives, which to my mind means thanks to the circle of life, Charlie is on some level being daubed with atoms which once made up the dick of Robert Maxwell and the arsehole of Ariel Sharon. Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Personally I am coming round to the idea that the reason you can’t currently buy tomatoes in the UK, is to stop seditious cunts stockpiling them to lob in the direction of jug ears and his bitch as they make their way through London in their gold encrusted carriage. I might suggest it to @King Billy, he likes that sort of thing. I note the anointing oil comes from olive trees on the Mount of Olives, which to my mind means thanks to the circle of life, Charlie is on some level being daubed with atoms which once made up the dick of Robert Maxwell and the arsehole of Ariel Sharon. Nice. Do you remember Castrol-R? Corn oil, mixed with ether and used as fuel in model RC boats. My favourite aroma from the 1980s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you remember Castrol-R? Corn oil, mixed with ether and used as fuel in model RC boats. My favourite aroma from the 1980s. did your grandad rub that in Authoritah? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Charles is 74 now, and I doubt modern medicine can keep his wizened vegetable-loving husk going for more than 20 years. That means that William will be 60 when he assumes the throne, and actuarially good for another 30 years. And THAT means that I will be dead before that awful, prissy, little Lord Fauntleroy homunculus Prince George gets a go in the big chair. Thank fuck for that. Don't forget CB, according to the Elders of Zion our very own Judge Jewdy might be in line for the throne. I bet you're regret all those years of ripping the piss out of the sad sack of vitriol. Personally, I admired his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's not as wierd as the little bird-shaped jug that they pour it out of. This is just the start of the Ghormanghastian rigmarole that makes royalty so mysterious and special. Some of it's so special that they do it under a big tablecloth so the proles can't see. We just have to take their word that it's been done properly. Ghormanghastian? Speak English you fucking tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Sue R Pipe said: Ghormanghastian? Speak English you fucking tosser. Are you planning a bizarre and borderline perverse nomination regarding a female you have your eye on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you planning a bizarre and borderline perverse nomination regarding a female you have your eye on? No, do you want one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: No, do you want one? No. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. As you were. OK then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 15 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Ghormanghastian? Speak English you fucking tosser. Christ1 Is that the best you can come up with? It's enough to make anyone Groan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Christ1 Is that the best you can come up with? It's enough to make anyone Groan. With pleasure, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: My favourite aroma from the 1980s. So speaks a man who never used Paco Rabanne. Responsible for more wet gussets than Hotpoint, that stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: What the fuck is all this nonsense about .. won't three in one or Castrol GTX do the same job? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/king-charles-coronation-oil-is-consecrated-in-jerusalem That dried up old fanny on Camilla isn't going to lubricate itself you know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 On 04/03/2023 at 12:07, Last Cunt Standing said: . I might suggest it to @King Billy, he likes that sort of thing How’s it going down in Alice Springs Doc? I’ve been trying to book an Air b n B there for Easter week but tbh if I wanted to stay in a burned out rat infested hovel in a lawless crime ridden black ghetto I’d save a load of dough on the flight costs and head over the river to South London. G’day mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 5 hours ago, King Billy said: How’s it going down in Alice Springs Doc? I’ve been trying to book an Air b n B there for Easter week but tbh if I wanted to stay in a burned out rat infested hovel in a lawless crime ridden black ghetto I’d save a load of dough on the flight costs and head over the river to South London. G’day mate. It’s 3500 km to Alice Springs from here, Bill. A full day and a half driving. A similar distance as driving from The Emirates Stadium to Donetsk in Ukraine. Rather like Alice Springs, Donetsk finds itself in the grip of external forces which has taken an already sad, unloved place to the edge of oblivion. I just thought you’d appreciate the geography, if you can fit that in between advanced immunology, geopolitics and presidential genealogy. G’day, indeed. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I just thought you’d appreciate the geography, if you can fit that in between advanced immunology, geopolitics and presidential genealogy. Thanks for the geography lesson Doc. As for all the other things you mentioned which have been taking up a lot of my time recently, my work is done on them, now that everything Ive pointed out (the so called conspiracy theories) to our less knowledgeable members (The Vulcan) have been confirmed as fact. Fear not though. I’ll continue to keep you up to date going forward, with the other side of the stories in these difficult to work out subjects. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 On 04/03/2023 at 12:40, ratcum said: Personally, I admired his arse Careful, Ratty, @Wolfieis big on sniffing-out shirt-lifters, he won't stand for any of that turning-the-other-cheek nonsense. He even grassed-up his oppo @Decimus to the queer bashers, because he looked on him a bit too affectionately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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