Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. Does that include the written-word and Norfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. You dirty northern bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. "I'm not a racist, but" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 44 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Does that include the written-word and Norfolk? No problem with the written word. Do Norfolk cunts sound like farmers? My general rule of thumb is if they sound like farmers, they're probably alright, but if they sound like cockneys, they're dodgy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: No problem with the written word. Do Norfolk cunts sound like farmers? My general rule of thumb is if they sound like farmers, they're probably alright, but if they sound like cockneys, they're dodgy as fuck. No. Due to the proliferation of dumb Essex-cunts, it sounds like fucking Eastenders wherever you go. Apart from the Council workers, who just sound like Paedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: No. Due to the proliferation of dumb Essex-cunts, it sounds like fucking Eastenders wherever you go. Wrong. 20 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Apart from the Council workers, who just sound like Paedos. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Londoners are ok, as long as they stay in London. It's when they infest the rest of the country that it becomes obvious that they're twats. Although I dislike the accent as much as anyone, at least the sound of it gives warning of an unwelcome presence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You dirty northern bastard. So dirty in fact, they make us French look positively clean. The whole filthy bunch should use Swarfega as a shower gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. Whose da fuck arksin' yoo innit ya raasclaart mon. Irie Irie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: Reported again, you thick as shit wanker. The Fiddler strikes again. Top work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whose da fuck arksin' yoo innit ya raasclaart mon. Irie Irie. Cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Cringeworthy. This nomination certainly is, you bland, humourless, autistic little turd. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. Agreed Carl, why do they all sound like thick as fuck plebs who roll around in manure all day? also what's with the piss poor grammar from them and saying 'you was' instead of 'you were', that's the kind of shit you learn in primary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This nomination certainly is, you bland, humourless, autistic little turd. Good Evening hun .. have you had a fun day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Good Evening hun .. have you had a fun day? Hey, Mr Angry is back! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals. Aawww…look at the little man, putting up a post and hoping to gain some credibility on here. How long did you ponder over this masterpiece then? Stupid dwarf beastcunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Another permanently angry little cunt has turned up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Another permanently angry little cunt has turned up. @Wolfie is the data guy but as I see it, you have a L/P ratio of 4.5 which is piss-poor. When you consider that most cunts encouraging you on here are doing it to be (a) contrarian (b) ironic (c) Pen and Frank the said ratio plummets to fuck all. Do you see a future for yourself on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: This nomination certainly is, you bland, humourless, autistic little turd. @Old Chap Raasclaat…you lazy Haitian cunt. There’s cunts on here that need ending. Put the spliff and rum down, get back from the Caribbean and sort it. Fuck me man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 It's beyond sad, tragic or laughable, how retarded dizzy is these days. Fucking hellfire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Another fucking lunatic getting carried away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 29 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: It's beyond sad, tragic or laughable, how retarded dizzy is these days. Fucking hellfire. 5 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Another fucking lunatic getting carried away. The Not So Secret Diary and Facebook Profile of Carl Sway Aged 13 and Three Quarters (Allegedly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: It's beyond sad, tragic or laughable, how retarded dizzy is these days. Fucking hellfire. You’re not remotely getting the feel of this place are you, deviant? This place is not a sixth-form common room. I’ll politely request that a brand newbie, @Dick Fiddler dispose of you, you snide, grassing pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted May 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 These two are fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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