Mike Hunt Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Christopher Ward…probably the most bang for your buck, in the past. Online only. Fucking poncey brand name though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop being a poof and get a timex. I do own some shite, incidentally. Have you met the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you believe that your brake discs are made out of space shuttle re-entry tiles as well? They fucking saw you coming in Ratner’s didn’t they. Not really. I acquired it at 2.45am when the bizzys were occupied in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 21 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: They aren't the bargain they used to be 15 years ago, but still better value for money than Omega, plus millions saved on poncey celebrity advertising. The divers are built from submarine steel and the UX is oil filled and pressure tested to 10,000m...but I'm such a wanker with my watches I take it off when I'm doing the dishes. Get rid of the poncey watch and get a dishwasher you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Get rid of the poncey watch and get a dishwasher you stupid cunt. Mrs H agrees, she says it's a crockery of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Yup. Sinn are very underrated. Owned a few but not that expensive, Michael. Have you seen the anOrdain range with the enamel faces? I almost came the first time I saw the purple fume one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen the anOrdain range with the enamel faces? I almost came the first time I saw the purple fume one. You’re just fucking doing it deliberately now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen the anOrdain range with the enamel faces? I almost came the first time I saw the purple fume one. Jock too. Waiting list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only people who should own expensive watches are the ones who can afford to buy them without ever needing to mention it. Ever. Totally agree Eric. That’s why you’ll never hear me boasting about my fabulous collection of super expensive watches which are worth millions and are far better than anyone elses. What would be the point when I can only wear two at a time like everyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I might get the gold & black Breitling SuperOcean tribute instead, and blow the difference on a Caribbean holiday. Why not wait till you get to Jamaica and buy one there on the beach? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: Totally agree Eric. That’s why you’ll never hear me boasting about my fabulous collection of super expensive watches which are worth millions and are far better than anyone elses. What would be the point when I can only wear two at a time like everyone else? The cheaper ones come with leather straps with holes and buckles so you can fit them all the way up your arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 Just to help keep your breakfast down "Presumed human remains have been found within the wreckage of the Titan submersible, the US Coast Guard says. Pieces from the sub, which imploded on a deep dive to the Titanic, were unloaded in St John's, Canada, on Wednesday. Officials say the sub's landing frame and a rear cover were found among the debris. US medical professionals will conduct a formal analysis of presumed remains, the coast guard said in a statement." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: US medical professionals will conduct a formal analysis of presumed remains Jack Klugman in a snorkel and flippers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Why not wait till you get to Jamaica and buy one there on the beach? Mention Raas, and get a 4% discount. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Mention Raas, and get a 4% discount. Mention him to the wrong yardie and get your throat cut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 53 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Mention Raas, and get a 4% discount. Good tip Raas. I might need that 60p one day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: Good tip Raas. I might need that 60p one day. I realised a long time ago KB, the wealthy stay wealthy because they don't spend money. Every little helps as they say, anyways 60 pence worth of fuel will get you an least a 100 yards in the imaginary M4. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I realised a long time ago KB, the wealthy stay wealthy because they don't spend money. Every little helps as they say, anyways 60 pence worth of fuel will get you an least a 100 yards in the imaginary M4. Fuck off Raas. I always put at least a fiver in the tank every couple of weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off Raas. I always put at least a fiver in the tank every couple of weeks. My imaginary Veyron runs on imaginary water which is free. It’s got one of those hydrogen fuel cells that would have existed if its inventor hadn’t been murdered by a cabal of oil companies and investors who became instrumental in the rise of the WEF. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My imaginary Veyron runs on imaginary water which is free. It’s got one of those hydrogen fuel cells that would have existed if it’s inventor hadn’t been murdered by a cabal of oil companies and investors who became instrumental in the rise of the WEF. Allegedly. Saddique Khan says that 4 million people a day die because of air pollution in London, and that his data shows that white cars driven by white supremacist Tory Party, Brexiteer bigots are 99.9% responsible. The other 0.1% of deaths are innocent black or Asian people choked by racist white coppers who drive around in white police cars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off Raas. I always put at least a fiver in the tank every couple of weeks. I drive my motor from London to Silverstone every week to fill up with high octane fuel. Did I not mention I own my own imaginary F1 team... RaasF1 https://images.app.goo.gl/C4vqrx57pn96Eg7M8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Saddique Khan says that 4 million people a day die because of air pollution in London, and that his data shows that white cars driven by white supremacist Tory Party, Brexiteer bigots are 99.9% responsible. The other 0.1% of deaths are innocent black or Asian people choked by racist white coppers who drive around in white police cars. While black cabs always get chips on the hard shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 31 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: . Did I not mention I own my own imaginary F1 team.. Raaaston Martin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: I'd love to have seen the moment the terror entered their thick, noveau riche, Indiana Jones wannabe swedes as they realised they were about to Mr creosote all over the altantic. Don’t skimp on the pâté Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 1, 2023 Report Share Posted July 1, 2023 On 29/06/2023 at 20:54, Eric Cuntman said: the WEF Are they the ones that set fire to all that money in a shed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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